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Candy, fucking, people. Gumdrops and jellybeans, and even a damn cinnamon bun. Rick stood up, as so did the others.
"D-dammit, Rick! I thought you f-f-f-fixed that thing!"
"I thought so, too, Morty."
"Leave us behind, huh?" A pissed off Rainbow Dash shoved Rick.
"Look, I don't give a shit about you guys. You're talking, fucking, horses. And now come the talking candies."
"Wait... We forgot Spike and Owlicious!"
"Angel!"
"We'll get your precious Spook, Owlicorice, and Angle back later."
One of the candies approached Rick. "W-who are you?"
"I'm a guy whose looking for materials to fix my portal gun. *belch* Y-y-you know where?"
"Um...." The candy creature backed away from Rick, confused, so he could talk to the whole group. "I'm Starchy! What do you seek, travelers?"
"Um.. nice to meet you, Starchy. Would you mind telling us where we are and who you guys are?"
"Well.. we're candy people. You're in the land of Oo."
"The land of Oo? Oo, as in Oo this place sucks." Rick laughed at his bad joke.
"Um, do you know where we can get materials for anything?"
"It depends. Come this way, we shall go to my friend's store."
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"Hi there Starchy! What can I get you?" Asked the cashier.
"I don't need anything. I led these guys here." Starchy moved, revealing Rick.
*Give me *Beeeeeelllcch* some light metal, um.. s-some.."
Rick gave his orders..
"Uhm.. sorry sir, but we don't have any of that."
"For fucks sake!" Rick froze Starchy and his friend, and walked away, no-one saying a word.
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The mane... 8 ...were on the road, seeking a place with the materials Rick required.
"Oh look! A castle!"
"Pinkie, how would exactly would there be a candy.." Applejack stopped and looked up.
"Castle." Pinkie giggled, hopping up and down, joyfully.
"Yeah, yeah, and I suppose t-t-there's going to fucking materials for my portal gun?"
"W-w-well, Rick.. we did meet a pony princess in a castle with materials for-"
"Geez, Morty. D-do you have to be so annoying!? K-k-keep this up, and I won't *belch* return these jackasses.
"You're fixing everythin' or else you don' go."
"Fine, whatever you say, cupcake."
Morty went to the castle doors, where two guards stood, trying to get the crew to talk to the Princess.
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"Alright, guys, I got some of the materials but.. I have about a quarter of the materials you require.."
"Seriously!? Fine, w-w-*beeeelch*whatever, just gimme it." P.B. nodded.
"R-Rick, where are we going to find the rest of the stuff??"
"Well.. there is a place with more materials you need... but it's really far away..and really dangerous. I suggest you take Finn and Jake with you for protection."
"Yeah yeah c'mon, j-j-just give me Fish and Rape.... rake." P.B glared at Rick.
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[Finn]"Remember, if there's something hazardous, stay behind us."
"Stay behind you!? Look, kid, the only reason you're t-tagging along is because I didn't *beeeelllcch* want to upset Mrs. Puberty back there. Besides, I got a fucking freeze ray."
Soon, they came to a weird settlement.. kingdom. [Finn]"Jake! We're at Lemon Grabs kingdom!"
"Please don't tell me a fucking l-l*belch*lemon runs this place. That's.. sweet." Rick laughed at his joke.
"R-R-Rick, can't you ever stop with the puns?"
"What? They're Finn-tastic!"
"N-not funny, Rick."
"What? I'm just Jak-ing with you!"
"S-s-stop or I'll smash your new portal gun, Rick."
[Jake]"Maybe Lemon Grab has some stuff."
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The crew approached the lemon head soldier guy. "Finn, Jake, what can I do for you?"
[Finn]"Um.. we're looking for-"
"*Beeeeeeeeeelch* gimme some materials for my portal gun or I'll freeze you and fuck up your lemon kingdom."
"Y-you're going to... freeze me? And take over my kingdom!?"
"Because somepony just can't be nice for once in their lives..." muttered Twilight.
"Yeah, you heard me. I'll fuck you up badly, trust me bro. Now give me everything you can from this list!"
Lemon Grab peeked at Rick's list (which neither I knew existed).
"T-that's practically every thing I have!"
"Gimme. N-n-*belch*now." Rick tightened his grip on the trigger, and pushed the freeze ray deeper into Lemon Grabs forehead.
"T-this is...... UNNNNAAACCEEEPTTAAABBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
[Jake]"Chill out man! He's just joking! Right?" Jake narrowed his eyes on Rick, which Rick responded to by taking out another freeze ray and pointing at both Jake and Lemon Grab.
[Finn]"Bro, don't pull that trigger or you'll be sorry. Drop the weapons." Finn drew his sword. Rick froze Finn and Jake and tackled Lemon Grab down, then pulling out a grenade and holding it in Lemon Grabs mouth as a warning.
"O-okay!! I'll give you anything you want!" Lemon Grab pleaded.
Fluttershy was shivering, scared.
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"H-h-here you go! Now please leave!""
"Y-yeah, *belch* okay." Rick nodded. They exited the castle, and Rick used his mini rocket launcher and
bombed the village, shouting "Allahu Akbar!"
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"I-I don't know, Rick, you're being an asshole!!"
"I'll tie them up and unfreeze em."
"Just unfreeze em, jerk!"
"F-*belch*-fine." Rick unfreeze Finn and Jake, and then froze Rainbow Dash.
"Hey, it's two for one. Who can't resist?" Rick joked, but receiving glares from everypony, unfroze Rainbow.
Finn and Jake were furious, and Jake tied up Rick with his body. Rick took out his Lab Brand* gun, and shot Jake in the arm, freeing himself. "Fuck off, boys."