Returning to the throne room, I saw the others sitting there, looking at me as I entered. "You done running off now?" Twilight asked, I gave a quick nod as I sat down. "Good, now spin the bottle" she said, pointing to the bottle on the ground.
"Was the bottle here before I ran off?" I asked, observing it as I put my hand on it.
"Nope! I just barely got it!" Pinkie said, as I spun the bottle. It spun around a few times before it landed on Pinkie.
"Alright, how are we playing this bottle game?" I asked, and of course wasted my turn.
"Whoever spins the bottle gets to ask a question to whoever it lands on!" Pinkie said, as she started spinning it. It stopped on Celestia, and Pinkie looked all to happy. "Can I be a princess?" She asked, giving a big smile to Celestia.
"Maybe" Celestia said, Pinkie folded her arms and sat down as Celestia spun the bottle. With great luck, and magic, it landed on me. "Alright, what are most humans like?" She asked, I just laughed.
"Most are cruel, while most others are nice. I'm one of the few that are almost non-existent, while some are way too egotistical." I said, smacking the bottle into a long spin. "And I saw your magic aura on the bottle, I'm not that dumb" I said, Twilight's cheeks got a little red. After a few more seconds, the bottle landed on Discord. "Alright Discord, what can your chaotic magic do?" I asked, he gave me a quick grin.
"I'll show you" he said, with the snap of his talons, a pink cloud appeared above me and it started to rain chocolate.
"Alright, you win" I said, as I opened my mouth to get some chocolate, Pinkie joined me. Turning away from the cloud, I saw the bottle spinning really fast, only to stop on Luna, as the cloud dissapeared.
"Luna, can I wear your crown?" Discord asked, Luna gave him a funny look.
"Why do you wish to wear it?" She asked, as it teleported onto his head.
"Because it looks better than Celestia's" he said, using both his hands to adjust it. Luna quickly swiped it from his head and spun the bottle, leaving the crown off to her side. The bottle stopped on me again, with the help of more magic.
"Zach, how similar is Earth from Equestria?" She asked, I started counting reasons in my mind.
"Well they're pretty much the same, but overall Equestria is better, as humans have messed up Earth beyond repair" I said, giving them my insight on the world. "And I saw the magic again, just remember this trick won't work again" I said, spinning it. After it stopped, I lined it up to Twilight. "Oh this is good" I said, rubbing my hands together in an evil fashion.
"Oh no" Twilight said, as I thought about my question.
"When have you started liking me?" I asked, an evil grin on my face.
"That is good" Discord said, laughing his head off. Literally.
"D-do I have to answer?" Twilight asked, stuttering a bit.
"It's not your turn to ask the question" I said, she lowered her head in defeat.
"When we were in the town of Our Town" Twilight said, I gave a little chuckle from my victory. "I'll get you for that" Twilight grumbled, before spinning the bottle. Once again it landed on me, this time without the help of magic. Twilight gave me a demonic look.
"Fire away" I said, preparing for whatever question she had.
"When did you start liking me?" She asked, I felt almost all eyes on me.
"Shit" I said, as they all sat there waiting for an answer. "I submit, I've always thought you were hot" I said, her face went red as me and Discord burst into laughter at her reaction. I stopped laughing when I felt a few slaps across my face. All felt painful and were well aimed.
"Moving on" Celestia said, I spun the bottle, only for it to land on me.
"Zach, how are you doing?" I asked myself. "Doing good, got slapped not to long ago though" I replied to myself, then spun the bottle. It landed on Pinkie. "Pinkie, what are your secrets to teleporting without magic" I asked, she put a finger to her chin.
"It's a secret" she said, once more trumping my turn. Pinkie gave the bottle a spin, landing on Rarity. "When will my dress be done?" Pinkie asked Rarity.
"Well there are a few more stitches that need to be done, but you should have it around next week" Rarity said, using her magic to spin it. It landed on Applejack. "When's your next family gathering? I've got a few ideas for the decorations" she said, letting Applejack think it over.
"Well, it should be happening in around a month or two" Applejack said, before giving the bottle a spin. It landed on me. "Alright sugar cube, what do ya think of me?" She asked, Discord whistled a little tune.
"You're just like my grandma" I said, she gave me a look of confusion as I spun the bottle. Landing on Rainbow Dash, I thought it over. "Alright.....hmm......I got nothing for you Rainbow" I said, forfeiting my turn. She shrugged her shoulders and spun the bottle. It landed on Fluttershy.
"Hey Flutters, why didn't you tell us you were still a vampony?" Rainbow asked.
"Oh, I didn't tell any of you because I was afraid you would be scared of me" Fluttershy said, before giving the bottle a light hit, making it turn directly to me. "How are you still standing after all that has happened to you Zach?" She asked me, I gave it some thought.
"Well, my dad can stand a lot of pain to the point that he hardly feels it, and it kinda carried over to me so pain ain't much of a problem" I said, spinning the bottle. Landing on Discord again, I quickly thought of a question. "Since you are the god of chaos, why don't you show me some more chaos, rather then chocolate rain?" I asked, putting a grin on his face.
"I'm glad you asked" Discord said, then with a snap of his fingers, I felt something pulling from behind.
"Woah!" I yelled out, as I was pulled from my chair. With not much time to think, I quickly grabbed the table and looked behind me. "Why is there a portal there?!" I asked, seeing the hellish world on the other side.
"You asked for chaos" Discord said, as I heard him snap his fingers again. Looking back, I saw chains wrap around the princesses and the girls. "This is the perfect opportunity to take over" he said, walking over to me.
"I thought you were good!" I yelled, as he let out a sinister laugh.
"When has chaos ever been good?" He asked, as he pushed me through.
"Shit!" I yelled, before the portal closed. I twisted in the air, trying to figure out where the ground was, whilst using the pink hoodie as a miniature parachute. Unfortunately, my grip wasn't all to great, and it flew from my hands, as I continued my decent. Then I found the ground, as I slammed into it, knocking me out cold.
~~~~~~BACK IN THE CASTLE~~~~~~
"My plans are in motion!" Discord said, dancing around.
"Why are you doing this?!" Celestia asked, anger running through her at his sudden betrayal.
"Well, as you know, chaos never stays below order" he said, walking around them, using his magic to start summoning more portals.
"Then why did you send Zach away?" Luna asked, as Discord made a few more portals.
"Well based on certain information from a certain figure, I have learned that Zach is much more of a threat than his lame puns and stupid ideas" Discord said, making a final portal.
"Who is this figure?" Twilight asked, before something grabbed her.
"Who else knows him like me?" Frank said, before throwing Twilight through the portal. "Now to take over this childish world" he said, throwing Luna through the second portal. "And I shall rule over all" he said directly into Celestia's ear, before throwing her into the final one.
"Just like Zach would say, 'Damn you Frank!'" Pinkie said, before Discord teleported her and the others off to an unknown destination.
"Oh that was good" Discord said, as he sat in Celestia's throne, while casting chaotic magic.
"What are you doing?" Frank asked, as he used his new found magic to throw Discord from the throne. "This is my world now, you're just second in command" he said, before letting out an evil laugh.
"Yes yes I know" Discord said, as he settled for Luna's throne. "So, how about we get some of my friends here?" Discord asked, as he got up to prepare the magic.
"Fire away" Frank said, as Discord summoned three portals. After a few seconds, a few figures walked through.
"Equestria is ours" Discord said to the new comers, who all started to do their maniacal laughing.
~~~~~The End?~~~~~