Join Zach, as he is sent to Equestria when he is randomly pulled through a portal. What will happen you may ask? Lots could happen, but it doesn't.
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Note: Yes it is self-insert, sorry for that, but not sorry
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Special thanks to:
Super57s, for being a great support to this story, and for proofreading it to the best of his abilities.
Nightmare Jerremy, for being awesome and having a great imagination, and just being a cool dude to talk to.
Lunasmobiletechservice, for putting a lot of funny pictures in the comments, you made me laugh and made my day a few times!
I wish you all good times in your future, and I hope all of you readers have a good time as well!
Chapters (22)
From the short description:
I don't know -- the same things that happened the last hundred times this story was written?
Please don't. Self inserts just not work, okay.
Already?
Just fuck him already, guy.
Okay.
We get it, you like skulls and the color black. On an unrelated note, Brendan can't dress for shit.
Does that mean I have to continue reading this? I mean... I see the other chapter, but I think it's better if I just imagine you killed him in this instance.
I guess you're just going to...
...
Who would say that? Like, seriously? And then you're not even concerned that a big ass portal just sucked you into ponyland.
Pure comedy.
Alright, this was bad. But I still leave you with a like for making me laugh.
Okay...
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5507038 Me in self-insert: I was quite lucky when I was born, I was the one in 240 000 who was blessed with, higher risk of tumors, higher risk of cancer, my right shin was fucked up, the disease is genetic and a a bunch of symptoms that I don't know about yet... So after taking one shot in my thigh every night for 13 years, being bullied, over six surgeries and losing count of my scars... I am a quite fit teenager who's vision is worse than an Iphone 4S camera. And I find this funny.
(dat Gary stu)
So, basically, a stereotypical millennial goes to Equestria. Great, there's gonna be tons of annoying references to Vine and COD and other autistic things.
Oh my god, all this feedback. Imma answer a lot of this for you guys.
5507038 imma be honest with you, I haven't seen that many self inserts, and the ones I saw were pretty good.
5507309 didn't see that many storys that involve teens that are foul mouthed like me, I'll change it just in case.
5507428 once more, haven't seen many self inserts.
5507442 glad I made you laugh, and as for the portal ponyland thing, I have been high before and I seen some strange shit. And uh, I used markers to get high, no big drugs.
5507684 uh, does that mean that you saw this as horrible?
5508048 holy crap, hope nothing else bad happens to you, and also, glad you see this as funny :)
5508548 alright first off, I don't watch vines. Second off, I didn't plan any COD references, but you gave me the idea, now I just need a few bucks and I'll buy the game to get the references.
And on final note, I am not a spoiled teen, my life sucks! I sleep on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and the bed is small. That coat was from D.I (deseret industries) and it is comfy OK. And sorry for the self insert, it was a suggestion from my friend, Trajan. Now for the small chapters.....this is going to be longer, just give it time to develop and grow!
Hope to get more GOOD comments, I will fix errors when I get on a school computer, and thanks so much for feedback, good or bad, I need it.
And who the hell is Gary Stu?
Derpy out
5509142
So you literally had to kill brain cells before you wrote this? How ironic.
Huffing is extremely dangerous, if you're still doing it, you need to stop.
Before you type out another one of these out.
Indent paragraphs.
That is all.
Should also capitalize the title.
5509142
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5509289 I stopped, and as I've heard before from something, "I was young and dumb" - unknown
5509142
You obviously have been living under a rock under all of this time.
>joined in 2013
Oh, now that makes more sense.
5511476 yeah, 2013 was when I made the account to comment, then I kinda forgot about my account til I clicked a link to a story here, then I was like "oh yeah, I have an account for this site!" And now I write storys so......yes I am Patrick from spongebob
Self inserts work only if people don't know it's a self insert...
5527052 I'm going to be honest with you, I didn't know self inserts were hated. And this is a get to know me type story with ponies and comedy....2 good things make up for it right?
5527105
mmmmaybe...I don't mind self inserts.
Eh, this isn't that bad, tracking.
While I had no part in the placement of this story in 'those' groups, I will have a part of pointing this out: you need help writing your stories (editors and pre-readers, namely), and this is the fracking internet--of course mean people will come by and 'hurt your feelings.' Dude, I'd suggest getting a hold of your feelings and grasping the reality of people having different opinions 'round here, and they can and will dish out harsh-yet-helpful criticism of your story. I do hope you heed my advice and tidbit of information. Ciao.
Oh, and you can politely ask the groups to have your story removed--but should you be all bitchy and demanding about it, they'll just ignore ya. Bear this in mind when confronting said groups.
Now I want to knock a guard out and piss in thier clothes...hilarious.
5536867 Thanks, didn't realize how 'bitchy' I was about it. Also, I truly don't know how proof-reading works, have two people that want to, but don't know how to....also you kinda sound like one of those mean people, but not to much.
5536917 Glad to hear your enjoying it, means a lot to me. Wierd things going on where you are, first time I heard someone else wanting to pee on guards
5538291 I can be mean at times. Very mean. Today's not one of them days, though. Just ask very politely for those groups to have your story removed, and then all is well. Pre-reading is having a person read over what you've written and they make suggestions for changes as they would see fit, whereupon an editor makes said changes. I'd also suggest google docs; it makes the entire process easier and it comes with free spellcheck! :D
5538316 true on the docs, but I'm on a phone that has problems running google apps. But my main problem is HOW to proof read, I know how it goes, just don't know how to do the beginning part of getting into the stuff.
5538430 Which is why you have someone else do it for you.
Just link them to the docs and have it set so anybody with the link can view/edit.
5538460 okay, thanks again! I will do it soon.
5540687 np. :D
5540687 This is very akward and strange indeed.
keep up the great work Derpy/Zach?
I really confused myself somehow.
5546580 Thanks, I'll keep up the good work, and I will also fix any work that is messed up. Also for confusion, I'm also confused, but the confusion is only beginning
I stopped right there. As a history student, that was painful. Do you even know what the Berlin Wall was and why it was built? Seriously, please look it up on Wikipedia or something. Also, punctuation is your friend.
5548623 I understand how painful it is, I had 5 diffrent lessons on it, and russian class made it the saddest lesson of my life. But I was running off one of my most boring days, and that happened to be part of the most boring day of my life. Also, I understand punctuation is my friend, I just miss it every now and then.
Pffffthahahaha.
Your description is supposed to be info about your story that catches the readers eye NOT a question that we all know the answer to.
5559140 fixed it, check it for yourself, and goodnight.
Ah, gravity out trolled his ass 2-0.
I don't get why this has so many dislikes...sure it's a self insert, but the grammar is better than the stories that have this many dislikes...
5559252 its something called, haters, I dunno why they hating, I laugh at myself when I type this up, its just that funny! Whats there to hate? To all my haters, please explain the hate, and don't just say 'its a self insert'
Jeez Twi, it's not an insult, it's a harmless nickname.
Although rainbow does a good bitchslap.
5560933 Good one Jeremy
So many tags. They're so pretty!
5561333 colorful text is pretty
5561788 Yesterday was pink. Today is orange!
5563100 For me, it's green!
5563748 Do you have set colors? It's probably just me. Well, I think I'll watch Manlybadasshero play Corpse party Book of Shadows now.
5564504 as long as you know the color code, you can color your text, so no, I have no set colors. I might also watch that, sounds interesting
5564768 It is interesting! Chapter 5 is my favourite.
5564838 I agree, it is by far the funniest chapter, but a funnier one will come later!
5565782 It stars my favorite character, so naturally I would like it. It only really has three characters in it! I also like chapter 7 quite a bit.
5568039 Its nice to hear such nice things
thank you, and I will keep up my great work to entertain you, and everypony else 
5568231 I look forward to it!
Vampire squirrels maybe?
the squirlacolyse.
5586089 that makes them more evil! Quickly! To the moon!