Half Baked Apples

by Sailor_Pluto


He Deserved It.

"And do you mind telling us what exactly it was that you did wrong?"

Sunset Shimmer blew upward on her bangs. "You already know what I did wrong. Why should I just tell you about it again?"

"Because, Sunset Shimmer, we need you to realize that what you did was wrong."

"Who's we?" Sunset asked. "There are only two people here, you and me."

"Sunset," Celestia facepalmed. "Just...tell me again what you did."

"Flash Sentry broke up with me, then went and started flirting with Blueberry Cake immediately afterwards." Sunset tapped her chin. "Oh yeah, and he took off his shirt and started flexing his muscles to try to impress her, so I ran over there and yelled, 'COVER UP YOUR SAGGY OLD MAN BODY!!!' and beat the living shit out of him." Sunset folded her hands in her lap.

"See? You beat the life out of your ex-boyfriend."

"I'm aware of my actions."

"I have to ask...was that really necessary?"

"Yes. Yes it was. He was flexing in front of her. Flexing."

"And because of this, the cops are on the way. I hope you're happy with yourself, Sunset Shimmer."

"Oh, I am. Because, may I remind you that he was flexing in front of her?" She giggled darkly. "Now, he can't flex again for the rest of his life!"

A week after Sunset Shimmer had been taken away, she was announced as a hero for the death of Flash Sentry.