Life is Depressing

by Effy Mani


What The Huh?!

Everything went wrong. First, we end up at where the cave was, and it wasn't there! IT WASN'T THERE! Second of all, when we find it again, the creature's not there. Which creature leaves their home hangin' in the middle of nowhere? Well, whatever it is, it seems to like stuffed animals. We found six whole piles of stuffed animals. Fluttershy beamed when she saw one of them.

"Lulu! I finally found you!"

I burst into laughter. An adult...that likes stuffed animals? This adventure was getting more frustratingly fun by the second! Suddenly, the stuffed animal walked over to me and slapped me in the face.

"Ow!" I yelped.

"Sorry," says Fluttershy, "she's real. She doesn't like ponies who are mean to me."

"That makes......sense?"

"Where in tarnation would that varmint have gone to?!" ask-screams AJ.

"Right here..

It was as tiny as a bug, but it had a loud voice. It was blue with white spots and black stripes.

"Where are ya?"

It started bouncing up and down. I was the first to notice.

"This'll be easy," I scoffed.

I walked up to the tiny thing and squashed it with my hoof.

"Job done, let's go home. This was no threat at all."

Then, the tiny thing grew the size of Lulu.

"That did not just happen," said Rainbow.

"It just did," I replied.

"But that isn't possible."

"Well, maybe it is!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

As Rainbow and I were arguing, the creature grew larger and larger, until, it reached the size of well..um..how could I say it? A dragon? I dunno. Aha! As large as...aw man, lost it. As a dragon. Best I got.

"What's easy to get, now?"

Rainbow and I looked back to the tiny thing. It was no longer tiny.

"It is possible!" shrieked Rainbow.

"Told ya so!"

"Stop with the arguing!" yelled Twilight. "You're making it worse!"

Just as Twilight said that, she was smacked to the wall of the cave.

"Twilight!" screamed Pinkie. "Yes, I am screamed, Narrator."

What the huh?

"Yeah, I can hear you!"

Okay, then. Now, where was I?

"You were at me screaming 'Twilight!'"

Right. Pinkie ran to Twilight, shook her, but she stayed unconscious.

Yep, things were wrong today.

"I wonder what Diamond would do if she was here," mumbles Silver.

Suddenly, the monster hits Applejack to the wall.

"Ow.."

"AJ!" Rainbow flys straight to AJ, who was bleeding on the head.

Right then, Rarity poofs up a bandage on AJ.

"There you go, darling."

And the monster smacks Rarity, and Pinkie to the wall. There left Fluttershy, Rumble, Silver and I.

"Well, this gonna go bad," unsafely says Rumble.

I've been getting better with my flying. So I fly straight to the monster and smack him. He falls to the ground and goop goes all over, but he reforms and tries to attack me, but I dodge.

"This is easy." Just as I say that, I smack to the wall and start to bleed badly on the head, hoof and wing. The others get their consciousness again and come to see me. So do Fluttershy, Rumble and Silver.

"Is she..?" asks Fluttershy.

Applejack touches my heart, feels nothing, and nods. Fluttershy cries so loud that it almost breaks Twilight's ear.

"We know how much she meant to you," says Rainbow.

Fluttershy crawled beside me. "Where she goes, I go."