The Darker Side of Life

by Brony Parasite


Chapter 3: Wedding's Are Scary

[Time Line: Three Day's Before The Changelings Invasion]
[All Projects Complete]
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{Darth Folteren}

You know? I hate ponies...

Yeah...

I like the ones that are related to me. Allied to me... But when I have to go to a wedding... For an Alicorn... Nuf' said.

I was tending to my plans on killing the Princesses. Ever since my Nightmare Moon plan failed(Code named S.T.A.R.), I've thought of the perfect plot(You dirty mind!). When Scootaloo came in.

"Master! I'm a flower filly!" She yelled.

"... What?" I asked, confused.

"I go down an aisle and drop flowers!" She responded.

"Oh, you mean like a wedding?"

"Yeah! Twilights brother is getting married! And now I get to earn my Cutie Mark!!!" Scootaloo Screeched... Fillies...

I knew about the wedding. Shining Armor and Princess Mi Amore Cadenza!(Or as I like to call her, Miss Forced Love.)

"Uh... That's great! Have fun!" I said, hoping to some kind of being that she didn't ha-

"But you're coming with me, right? I need an adult with me!" She... Oh god! Not the puppy dog eyes!

Now, when it comes to puppy dog eyes, I can ignore it. Except when its someone close. Do you get that feeling when somepony you care for, wants something like going with you to one of you're most hated enemy's, but you care to much for the one who wants to go that you end up going? That's what I'm feeling.

I almost dyed, right then and there.

"How long till then?" I half asked, half groaned.

"Where supposed to be there today." Scootaloo blushed in embarrassment. Tsk, Ponies.

Wait...

"WHAT!?" Good thing I wasn't drinking.(Haha, I'm NOT an alcoholic...)

"Pwease?" No... She used 'The Pwease'.

"Uh... *Cough* Fine..." I lower my head in shame. I'm a Sith?

"Eeeeeek!" She squealed, then ran off to god knows where.

I start to plan, need a disguise for the party. Can't be Pegasus, then anyone who knows her would ask my why I didn't teach her how to fly. The truth is, only a Pegasi can do that... So I have two Pegasi that don't know how to fly... Heh.

Earth Pony, female, orange coat, black mane, silver eyes, and a guitar as a Cutie Mark.

I press a red bottom on the control.

"Shadow, get you're flank up hear." I said over the speakers.

I decided to pass time, she's slow. I look at my newest arsenal. Two Blaster Pistols, A Sniper Rifle, Plo, and Obi, and my newest Lightsaber: Frenzy. I designed the saber to switch between strait, and curved, making anything that COULD fight me, would be confused by the shire randomness of the device. It looked like a silver and black rod, average length. It was also built to hide in my arm, let me explain.

I lost my arm sometime after I found Shadow. A small Jedi order that wanted my head, and killing Shadow's father set the Jedi into motion. I wasn't prepared for the seven pony ambush.

They all had Lightsabers that Celly reveres engineered to accommodate ponies. This, was when I found my passion. When I learned of Jackie's fate. And, lost one of my only friends.

Heh, got off topic.

Not all of my arm was lost, still had half of it. Like Anakin... but better!

The lightsaber goes just below the wrist. I'd just need to flick the wrist, then it would pop out, and be in my grasp.

'You're boring me.'

'Sorry, you didn't know about Frenzy...'

'Yeah... Hay, how about you stop daydreaming about you're killing instruments, and look at your doorway!'

'Wha...?' I look to my door as Whitney said. Lowe and behold my Dark Apprentice was standing there.

"You called master?" Shadow asked, wondering what I summoned her.

"I'm going with Scootaloo, to a..." I had a hard time saying it.

"What? I can help, more than Scootaloo. Besides, she's just a filly, she shou-" Before Shadow can finish, I spit it out.

"A Wedding, and before you ask, Scootaloo got invited, and wants me to go with her. Nothing evil about it." I sighed... She laughed.

"Y-you're gonna go to a-a wedding!? HAH! This I gotta see!" She mocked. "I'm sorry master, but why can't I go?" She apologized.

"It won't be long, and I need someone to look after Boomer while I'm gone. Remember what happened last time that moron was left alone?" After I was done explaining, her eyes widened in fear.

"I remember..." She confirmed, shivering at the memory. Stupid robot...

"So, can I trust you?" I ask. I feel like a parent.

"Yes, Master! You can count on me!" Shadow announced, filled with pride.

"We'll be back, make sure to feed Leroy." I ordered. She nodded.

Leroy's a Timberwolf I enchanted.

I looked to my Pip-Boy, and turned it on. The screen showed my inventory, nothing I haven't said yet, its just on there so I can change between.

And I was off to a wedding of the ONE pony I hoped I'd never see.

The Princess of Love.

Which I don't have...

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I step off the train, another thing I hate is transportation. One word. Bumpy.

I'm in my newest form I like to call: 'Solo Note'. Why she hasn't been seen in Ponyville is because she works in Manehatten.

With my reasons strait, and my head held high. I trot nervously into Canterlot.

I'm strong, I could handle myself in a fight, and even if they found me, I'd get out. But if it did happen, I'd loose my advantage. I'm not nightmare Moon who can be cured by the elements, or Discord, who turned to stone. No, I'd be killed. Its like this, Luna was still somewhat good, and Discord had a heart of stone. I read the 'The Elements of Harmony'.

Scootaloo skipped next to me, excited about the wedding.

I was less optimistic.

We reached the castle... I sighed.

Lets get this over with.

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I walked down the hallway. Alone. I left Scoots with her friends to get ready. I wasn't paying attention, and bumped into somepony.

A big somepony.

Cadence.

"Ugh, watch where you're going!" She yelled rudely.

Wait...

I decided that playing along would be the best plan.

"Oh, uh, s-sorry Princess, I wasn't thinking!" I 'begged'. She's the princess of love? Nope.

Her Force isn't the Light side, its the Dark side.

Then how does she look like that?

She 'hmph'ed, and left.

I thought of the 'Forever Alone' face, Snickering.

'This might not be that bad after all.'

I played https://youtu.be/mTfZto5tw1A as I strolled to me and Scootaloo's room for the time being.