Equestrian Adventure!

by DerpyHooves320


14: Return of the moon butt: full moon edition!

I was in the dream realm again, the eyes were really far in the distance. "You will understand them soon enough" I heard a voice say from behind, turning around, I saw the red figure again.

"Hello Frank, what do you want?" I asked, he stepped forward, stopping a few inches from my face.

"Control over your body of course, what else would I want? Money? Women? Fame?! I will get none of that in here! Unless you give me control, then I can have what I please" he said, before I could respond, a light pierced the darkness around us, spearing Frank in the back. "Damn you!" He yelled, before dissipating into a red mist, as he made the rest of the blackness dissapear.

"Looks like I made it in time" Luna said, walking towards me from my left. She was wearing a midnight blue dress this time, it swayed in some magical wind like her hair. "Any second later, and you probably would've lost control" she said, concern in her voice. She stopped next to me, I turned towards her.

"What do you mean?" I asked, then Luna started to explain.

"You see, that red figure that is called 'Frank', wants control of you. If I hadn't been listening in on your dream, then he would've tricked you, and taken control of your body whilst you sleep" she explained, making me feel a little uncomfortable.

"Frank has had a million chances to do that before, and if he is able to do that, then why didn't he?" I asked, Luna looked in the direction that Frank's darkness had fled to.

"Because he cares" she said, I looked at her in confusion, and when she looked back and saw it, she frowned. "I sense something deep within you Zach, and it's something I had experienced before" she said, only making me more confused.

"Well, I guess I'll find out what you mean soon enough" I said, shrugging my shoulders a little. "But since I'm here again, let the craziness begin with BONUS DUCKS!" I yelled, then a bunch of rubber ducks started appearing. Luna looked at them, then made a face of uncertainty as she poked one, then they all started quacking, scaring Luna and making her jump back.

She just looked at all the ducks, as they all quacked like crazy. I waved my hand, making more ducks stack on top of the others. "Too many ducks!" Luna yelled, flying up to avoid the ducks, which were now stacked 15 times. I stood there, an evil grin on my face as more ducks appeared, slowly catching up to Luna as she tried to fly away. The ducks caught up to her, then started appearing on her, making her wings stop from surprise, making her sink into the sea of ducks.

"Disperse!" I yelled, making the ducks dissapear, leaving a pillar of ducks as they started lowering Luna, as to keep her from falling. When they finally reached ground level, Luna stood up, and got the second to last duck out of her hair.

"What was with all the d-ducks?" She asked, looking completely surprised. I thought back to it, then remembered.

"People at school kept yelling bonus ducks, then threw rubber ducks at each other" I said, making her laugh a little. She went to take a step forward, but stepped on the last duck, making her fall backwards. Unfortunately, her dress flew upwards, revealing the thong she was wearing. "Oh my god!" I yelled covering my eyes as I heard her hit the ground. "I have expierienced a full lunar moon!" I yelled, smacking my head as I tried to forget the blackness from below.

Luna stood up, a deep crimson blush on her face. "I- uh- you weren't- damn it" she said, trying to explain why she was wearing a thong. She sighed in defeat, then looked at me. "I was wearing one, cause I lost a bet, and I had to visit a very rude stallion in his dreams. Let's just say that the dream scape was bumpy for him tonight" she said, her blush spreading across her face like a wild fire.

"Well, he's one lucky bastard then" I said, summoning an orange soda, popping it open and taking a drink. "You ponies know what soda is, right?" I asked, bringing up a grape soda for Luna. She grabbed it, looking it over, she made a humming sound with her throat as she thought.

"We do have soda, but it's a new thing, and it hasn't really caught on yet" she said, popping it open and taking a drink. "Hmm, this is much better then ours" she said, taking another sip.

"Humans have perfected it back home" I said, crunching the can, since I had finished in one go. She stared at me wide eyed as I brought up another orange, then downed it in one gulp.

"How can you stand the fizzy feeling so well?" She asked, I scratched my chin.

"I drink a soda every time it's offered, so I've had practice with it" I said, making a couch appear behind me as I sat down. "So, anything you wanna do here?" I asked, looking around the vast, empty white space.

"Depends, what do you want to do?" She asked, sitting next to me.

"I wanna find a more comfortable place to relax" I said, trying to relax on the couch, but just couldn't find a comfortable place. I looked at Luna, who was giggling a little at my little comfort dance, which wasn't working. I sighed in defeat as I just sat there, Luna still giggling a bit, then I had an idea.

"Found it!" I said, laying down on her lap, instantly making her go quiet. I lay there, grinning as her blush came back. Luna stared at me for another second, then relaxed a bit as I lay there.

"This....feels good" she said, I looked at her mane, then thought for a bit.

"Can I pet your mane?" I asked, which seemed to catch her off guard. She looked at her mane, then me, then the mane again, then finally stopping on me.

"I.....fine" she said, lowering her head a little, making it to where I could reach it. I put my hand up, putting my hand into it, I instantly felt a magical force. I ignored it, then started running my hand through it, making her moan a bit. After a little bit of me doing this, I lowered my arm because I git tired of holding it up.

Luna sat back up, as I sat back up ti my previous position next to her. "It is almost day, and from what I understand, you need to wake up now" she said, then tapped me on the forehead. I felt like water, then everything faded as I started waking up.