I got off the train with Twilight and her friends, and once again, there were more staring eyes. "Hey Twilight, why are we here?" I asked, looking at all the other ponies, hoping that they would look away.
Twilight slowed down and looked at me. "We are here to see Princess Celestia, Applejack and Pinkie tagged along, Rarity was coming to shop, and Rainbow brought Fluttershy so they could watch a Wonder bolts show." She explained, I scratched my chin for a second.
"Makes sense" I said, we walked out of the station into the city. I noticed that the inhabitants started taking pictures of me. "Hey Twilight, couldn't we just teleport there?" I asked, she stopped and face palmed.
"Alright, every pony get close to me" she said, I got next to her along with her friends. Then with a flash of light and a popping noise, we were in a castle. To be more precise, in the throne room, of a castle. My mind not knowing what happened again, I lost balance and fell over. I just lay there, thinking about how stupid that looked. The others were leaning over me.
"You OK sugar cube?" AJ asked, I nodded, getting up onto my feet. I looked at the throne, seeing a startled mare there. She was white, with a flowing mane that was pink, green, and light blue. She was wearing a dress that matched her fur color, but a bit of her dress was missing at the side, revealing a sun. I laughed a little.
"Whats so funny" the mare asked, I calmed myself a little.
"Oh, just the name I thought of for you" I said, she cocked her head sideways a little.
"What nickname?" She asked, obviously curious.
"Sun butt" I said, then I saw a purple hand coming for my face. Ducking, I just barely avoided the slap, making Twilight lose her balance, and fall flat on her face. I was laughing so hard, I failed to noticed the incoming blue hand. It hit me so hard, the sound echoed five times, like it was from a cartoon or anime. After a second of just standing there, I let my brain enter power saving mode, and fell down on the ground.
"Oh m-my, are you OK?" I heard Fluttershy ask, I just groaned in pain. That slap felt like bullet! Without the death and wounds. I felt a hand on my head, which started to pet me a little. "He hit him to hard Rainbow" she said.
"Well, he insulted the princess and knocked Twilight over!" Rainbow said back, I lifted my head a little to look at her. "OK, maybe it was" she said, moving out of the way of a mirror. My cheek was blood red, creating a turkey like shape.
"enough of this silly nonsense!" I heard Sun Butt yell, I looked in her direction. "Why are you all here?" she asked, I opened my mouth to explain, but turned it over to Twilight by pointing at her.
"I came here to tell you about Zach, this human that is currently on the floor" she said, pointing back at me. "and Zach, address her as Celestia" Twilight finished before letting me take over with the talk.
Celestia was looking at me, it took me a second to register what she wanted. "I am Zach, and I come in peace" I said, doing some weird arm movements. "I don't know how I got here, but she locked me up" I said, pointing at Twilight.
"Hmm, I see" Celestia said, then she stood up and walked over to us. "then what is this device in your pocket" she asked, using her magic to pull my phone out. I reached for it, trying to grab it, but she kept it just out of my reach. "Explain what it is" she said, looking at it closely.
"It's my phone" I said, she looked at me in confusion. "It lets me talk to people I know, like my mom, my friends, my dog, and my teacher" I said, which only seemed to confuse her more.
"What type of magic does it run on?" She asked, using her magic to take the back off.
"Electricity" I said, she looked at me like she had seen a phantom.
"That is not possible" she said, she used a spell on it, doing something to it. "Tell me, how did you put the thunder cloud in it?!" She asked, she was almost face to face with me.
"My charger" I said leaning back a little, she kept getting in my face. "I plug it into my phone, and I plug the charger into an outlet, and it charges!" I explained, falling on my ass at the last second. "Damn gravity" I said again. Celestia pulled away from my face, then clicked the power button on my phone, pulling up the lock screen.
"I will have my scientists study it later, but for now, you may have it back" she said, using her magic to put it back in my pocket. "As for now, we must find you a place to stay" she said, I didn't even think about that!
"He appeared in my castle in what looks like a room" Twilight said, I nodded. "So we could move his room out of it, and build him a little home with it!" She said, I started shaking my head.
I turned around, looking at Twilight. "You better have power there!" I said, she nodded.
"It can be arranged" she said, I nodded.
"Thanks again Sun B- I meant Celestia!" I yelled, getting a quick punch to my arm from Twilight. "Stop hitting me" I said, she playfully smacked my arm again. "Baka!"