The Fabulous Adventures of Apple Bloom and Diamond Tiara

by Mattricole


Chapter 4

“Apple Bloom!” I shouted as loud as I could as I slipped away from the mare. I quickly grabbed the small lamp by my bed and threw it as hard as I could at the stallion.

“Gah!” he screamed, waking up Apple Bloom.

“What in tarnation?!” Apple Bloom shouted as she saw him drop the knife. Realization dawned upon her as she quickly got out of the bed before he could recover and ran towards me.

“Wait! Come back!” the mare shouted as I took Apple Bloom’s hoof and ran out of the bedroom, closing the door behind us.

“Quick, block it off!” I shouted, earning a nod from Apple Bloom. The both of us pushed a cabinet that was conveniently next to the door and blocked it off. Though it was small, it should do the tri-

“How dare you attack me!” the stallion said as he opened the door towards himself. It appears I made a slight miscalculation…

“Diamond Tiara! Stop talking and run!” Apple Bloom shouted as she grabbed my hoof and led me away.

“Get back here!” I heard the stallion shout from behind. We made our way to the front door, hoping we could get out of this insane house.

“Ah’ll git the door!” Apple Bloom said as she went to unlock it, but the stallion was already upon us.

“Oh no you don’t!” he shouted as he kicked me away and went to grab Apple Bloom by the neck. He began choking the life out of her, a sadistic smile as he leaned into her ear, whispering about how he’ll bake her into a pie and-

“Diamond Tiara you stupid- stop talkin’ and HELP ME!”

Oh, right. Thankfully I found another lamp and-

“Oh no you don’t!” the stallion yelled and-GAH!

“You think I’m just gonna sit here and listen to how you’re going to stop me?!”

Can’t...breathe….

“No, I won’t! I don’t care what Foal Eater wants! I’m going to kill you…”

Apple Bloom…

“Chop you up…”

picked up a hammer…

“And cook you in a delicious soup!”

Raised it above her head and-

“Gaaagh!” the stallion screamed as he fell to the floor in pain.

“Diamond Tiara! Are ya alright?!”

“Barely,” I managed to squeak out. I think he crushed my traech-whatever.

“Good,” Apple Bloom said with a smile that never looked so beautiful. “Come on, let’s get out of-”

“Watch out!” I quickly pushed Apple Bloom away before being tack- “AAARGH MY RIBS!”

“I’m going to kill you both!”

YOU CRUSHED MY RIBS YOU ASSHOLE!

“Git away from her you-” Apple Bloom was cut off as the stallion grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and threw her into mY RIIIIIIIIBS! Why do you keep hitting me in the ribs!

“I’m going to enjoy this…” Asshole said as he trotted over to the dinner table, grabbing another knife.

“No...don’t…” Apple Bloom pleaded. She’s probably too weak to get up, being thrown like that, and I’m in no shape to fight back...looks like we’re dead. She slowly turned to me with a glare. “Ya know, yer not making me feel any better about this…”

…You’re right. I slowly pull her towards me, hugging her as tight as I could. The very least I could do is comfort her right now. “Does this make you feel better?”

“...A little, ah guess.”

Asshole slowly trotted up to us, a sadistic smile upon his face. I just hope he makes it quick and painless.

“I won’t.”

...Asshole.

“I’m going to make this as painful as equinely possi-” he paused, a trickle of blood running down his lips. He turned around, a look of shock upon his face as his partner, now known as Foal Eater, glared at the knife that was now sticking out of his spine.

“Sorry, Old Friend,” Foal Eater said as she pushed his now dead body to the floor. “But nopony takes away my fun.” Smiling as she walked past Asshole’s body, she made her way towards me and a shivering Apple Bloom.

“W-what are ya’ll gonna do to us?” Apple Bloom asked, clearly frightened from what just happened. I’m personally just glad we’re still alive.

“And it’s going to stay that way,” Foal Eater said as she reached out with a hoof and began rubbing Apple Bloom’s tummy. “You two have nothing to worry about. All I’m going to do is give the two of you a very special treat, and afterwards, I’m going to take you home. We’re going to tell everypony how I saved you from this big, mean monster. You two will be safe at home and I’ll be a hero, free to give my special treats to all the foals in Ponyville.”

“And if we refuse?!”

...I don’t think that’s a good idea.

“Your friends right, it really isn’t,” Foal Eater said with an almost sadistic smile. I highly doubt we can get away, not in our condition.

“We should try anyway,” Apple Bloom said foolishly. “We can do anything if we work together!”

Except for getting away from a cannibal, of course.

“So, have you two decided yet?” Foal Eater asked, eager to hear our response.

>Give up, take the treat and live to fight another day.

>Fight till the end no matter the cost!