Surprise Birthday Party was just an average pony. He was an earth pony. He lived in the country his hole life and lived on a farm. He had his dad, Shootin’ Ducks, and his maw, Mama Chitlin. He had a little sister named Cowbell and a little brother named Pot Roast and he lived with his grandparents, Nanna Geederdone and Paw-paw Gitsum. Surprise Birthday Party wished he wasn’t a country-Bunkin’ pony like his family, but he had to live on the farm because all around his country, there was a massive radiation spill, and his farm was the only safe hiding spot. One day, Surprise Birthday Party talked to his family during dinner for a serious talk, girl.
“Hey, dad, maw. I wanted to talk to you.”
“How is you, son? You like your maw’s homemade chitlins? They be fine and dandy,” Shootin’ Ducks asked.
“Honey, mmmm I worked up all night to find the perfect chitlins for my dinner. We be eating a fancy to night.” Mama Chitlin gurgled a laugh.
“No, maw. Your dinner is real good, girlfriend. But I want to move far away from the big barn and I want to move into equestrian. Why do we have to live out here in the out skirts? I want to grow up in the city life and make a living selling things on the internet.” Surprise Birthday Party said. Except his parents didn’t know what the internet was, so they were confused and obliged and regretful for biting their toenails.
Then Paw-paw Gitsum broke the silence, “WHOO, doggies. I love me some big city. I understand if you wanna go on your own. It’s a danger world out there. That there radiation has been floatin’ around for a long lickity time now. I remember when I ate some and got sick. That’s where I got my growth.”
Nanna Geederdone spoke up, “YeEhaw, is it hot in here or is that just my pits???/?”
Nanna always knew how to make Surprise Birthday Party feel better. Everypone laughed at her pun and went back to eating but Surprise Birthday Party was super still confused.
“Is there even a way to leave, Paw-paw?” little Pot Roast asked.
“Son, there’s a cellar that has a pathaway that leads to a sewer in that there city... I think it’s in Ponyville.”
Surprise Birthday Party had heared of Ponyville and wanted to go there and live there and eat some food and meet people and live there. He
Then Mama Chitlin screamed, “OOH MY BBQ, look at your sister in huur nice South Belle dress.
The filly whined, “MMMAAAAWW, I’M NOT NAMED SOUTH I’M COWBELL. THAT IS WHAT YOU NAME ME UH.” She was a mad lady.
Then she sat down and said, “Surprise Birthday Party, I done hear your leaving for Ponyvale? yehh ] ?”
Everyone diun talked about him leaving and then everyone went to bed in their cots, but Surprise Birthday Party stayed out late, and after feeding the chitlin chicken, he got on his pet goat, Kermit and went in the cellar. He found a old door and he opened it with Kermit’s head. Then they walked through the path. He had to close the door in case the radiation got in there. He walked miles and miles and miles of smiles miles until he got to a cememt floor with water a drippin’ everywhere. He stuck his tongue out because he was a hungry man and tasted it but it wasn’t bad. It tasted like the sink water when he brushed his teeth with his handy dandy old toothbrush. Surprise Birthday Party was sad because he left it at home. He walked through the water but it was really Kermit since he was riding him anyway. He had a nap sack so he could nap and a show to wear when his foot got cold and some pants but he’s a pony and didn’t need to wear pants. He also had his lucky bean he got from a guy in an alley when visiting a nearby village. Then he had a airmask on in case he ran into trouble like the radiation or another guy in an alley.
The night was late outside, but Surprise Birthday Party had perfect vision and could see the moonlight coming through tiny holes in the ceiling. He looked up and it was really a sewage hole. It was a man hole. He opened through and saw he was in a town where all the guys were sleeping in houses. The houses were all yellow and had hay and pink on them with hearts. He knew he must be in Ponyvulle now.
Surprise Birthday Party stood on top of Kermit and climbed out with his nap sack and he threw his pants down to Kermit since he didn’t even wear pants. Then he closed the hole and left Kermit there in case he ever came back.
Surprise Birthday Party walked the road less traveled and found a guy in an alley so he quickly walked away, but the guy chased him! The guy knocked him over and it was a pony girl! IT WAS MARE MAYOT. She took him to Townhall and made him sit in a chair.
“I have not seen you here. Are you a new one? One of them?”
“Yes, I came from Farmland which is covered in radiation so I don’t think I’m sick.”
“Oh, okay, well, before you gotta get a house, I gotta get your paperwork if ya know what I mean. ;) Do you gotta get a birth certitficate (XD)””
Surprise Birthday Party said no because he forgot it. The lady got on a computer that was big. He did never seen one before so he was amazed.
The lady said, “Alright so your name is Surprise Birthday Party and... there is no result. Who are your parents?”
“My maw is named Gimme Chitlin and my dad is Shootin’ Ducks.”
The lady typed it in and got a ugly face,” I see Gimme Chitlin and Shootin’ Ducks, but it says they only has two kids named Pot Roast and Cowbell.”
It was then that Surprise Birthday Party knew that he must have been adopted. This is why he knew he felt different from everyone in his family. He gasped and looked at the lady who was ugly but she said, “You must have been abandoned as a child... it was the only option I suppose.”
Surprise Birthday Party cried while the moyar walked him to his new house. It was a empty house in the middle of Ponyville, and he would go exploring tomorrow.