Captains Log
Today is what I like to call the Ticket Master. The day started with Twilight Sonia and I helping out Applejack win a bet in order to get Big Macintosh to wear one of Granny Smith's girdles, and I sure wasn't going to miss that. Spike was also helping in his own way by dropping apples each time. Anyways, Spike burped up a letter from Princess Celestia about the Grand Galloping Gala. Of course which Sonia and I knew nothing about.
Twilight told us that it was like a giant ball that happens every year. Applejack wanted one of the tickets for the barn, the plow and for Granny Smith's hip replacement. However just as she was about to ask when Rainbow Dash came crashing in. She also wanted the ticket to in nicer terms show the Wonderbolts her moves, in Rainbows terms however she wanted to show up the Wonderbolts. They were about to settle it with a hoof wrestle but Twilight stopped them and said she would choose who got the ticket later.
Sonia, Twilight and I were hungry so we were about to go until Pinkie found the tickets and started singing like crazy. I'm not writing down the lyrics to save your ears. Anyways Rarity walked up to Spike who had the tickets while Pinkie Pie was spazing around. Rarity wanted to go to the Gala in order to meet Prince Blueblood or Celestia's nephew. She then started complaining even though it sounds like whining (Trust me, spend at least a week with the human and pony Rarity and you will learn the difference.) about how Twilight picked Pinkie, keeping her from her true love. Angel, Fluttershy's bunny snatched the tickets from Spike and said her reasons for wanting to go to the Gala. When in actuality she wanted to go to the garden surrounding it. She wanted to see all of the animals in the area. Everypony else came and they all started arguing over who got the ticket. Sonia and I tried stopping them but we didn't need to. Twiligth was able to get them in line as we went to lunch.
She was quite stressed about this whole thing so she asked us who we thought deserved it. We both said that we didn't want to influence her opinion but if we were choosing we both said Applejack. Her reasons for going seemed the most reasonable and would probably be the one who would actually succeed. When our waiter came we ordered, Spike and I got hay fries, which weren't actually that bad, Sonia got some garlic bread and she got a salad. It started raining but we probably wouldn't have known that because Rainbow Dash opened up part of the cloud for us. Or mostly her because she was the one who had the ticket. Twilight didn't want any special favors for the time being until she made her decision. Like clockwork Rarity came and brought us to the boutique and gave Twilight and Spike some of the weirdest, and funniest makeovers I have ever laid eyes on. Again she didn't want any favors and as soon as we get outside Applejack is right there with a whole cart of pies. We just run to the library after that.
When we get there we see Fluttershy doing Spring Cleaning in Summer. When she is actually manipulative to why she's doing it but she really only doing it for the ticket. Once Twilight opens the door Pinkie starts throwing her in the air until she gives away the fact that Twilight has an extra ticket to the Gala. So we go Benny Hills style right wrong. It was time for an Omega-Xis road trip.
We thought Twilight would be ready for it. She wasn't honestly as soon as we stopped she vomited. She. Then just teleported us to the library. We were just about to rest when there they are going all surprise style. They FINALLY see how annoyed Twilight was with all this and writes a friendship report and returns the tickets only to get back eight tickets including a ninth one for Spike.