Bob marveled at the portal he had put together. He had spent his entire young life trying to build a doorway to Equestria, even though My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic didn’t exist back when he decided to start building it.
His heart was beating fast. He had no idea what could happen as soon as he entered. Slowly, he took a golf club and dipped half of it into the portal. When he pulled it out, it was pink and covered in happiness and love and rainbows.
Excited, he threw himself into the portal.
After years of persuasion and paperwork, he settled down and married his favorite pony. They grew old together and died.
They were never seen again.