I did this thing once where every Tuesday, I would type a short fanfiction I came up with off the top of my head and email it to my friends. I decided I might as well share the stories online and see what the internet thinks.
Contains light continuity and discontinuity, slightly inappropriate jokes and characters dying excessively. Also Albert Wesker.
:D
Yes XD
Reading this, all I could think was: "What have you done, Lauren Faust?!"
You begin to wonder how Ponyville stays so...normal.
Does that make her Bluie Pie?
Poor Derpy...wait, what? I really don't know if I should feel sorry for Rainbow, the Doctor, Derpy, or the rest of Ponyville.
Well.
Alrighty then.
Now Trixie, don't go looking into any deep pools of water, we know what happened to the last guy, erm...what was his name? Oh yeah! Lex Luger!
Every time Wesker shows up all I can imagine him saying is in an overly serious tone "I'm making a cameo..."
Er...
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That double meaning was completely unintentional, but I'm leaving it in there since satire is what this is all about. I'm thinking about doing another story related to that closet sometime later.
Kek
Da fuck is this insanity???