"Why are we burning all of these again?"Somepony asked,"Well somepony talked and now those guards are heading here right now"Said Another pony."SLEEP WALKER GET OVER HERE...QUICKLY!"A mare yelled,she was peeping out a window only to see guards landing in the front of the building."What now mimic?...SHIT!Ummm ok let's see here uhhhh....OK hey timebender get the rookie." Sleep walker pulled out a shiv that his friend made awhile back,A young stallion "You wanted m- cahhhhuggghh"He collapsed with thud."HOLY SHIT THE FIRE IT'S BURNING THE GA-!"Timebender was interrupted by ab explosion,sleepwalker dived for a locket he rubbed it between his hoofs,and blacked out.
"-Don't hurt me no more."As I was sitting on the park bench I suprised myself by singing,behind me a bush rustle.I turned to a few strands of a pink mane poking out of the bush,"I can see you...I just wanted to let you know."I said as I grabbed a almost empty beer bottle and took a swig."OOOO!can I have some of THAT!"
"So What's your name again,pinkie pie right?"I asked still having a head ache from the mare's constant yelling,"Yep yep pinkie pie is my name! How about you?"
"Sha-I mean...,Quick hoofs."
"How Long have you been in ponyville?"pinkie pie asked staring off into the distance,"About a month or two."Lie.
"Look ummm pinkie I would adore to keep chating with a pony as intresting as you but...I must go see the fellow pony I'm staying with."
"Okie dokie"she said waving a hoof at me.Nodding I reply"Adieu!"And with that I walked to fluttershy's
*Fluttershy's cabin*
"Oh My Quick hoofs I've been worried you were gone for awhile I thought something bad might have happened."Fluttershy said,well time to spill the beans.
"Fluttershy I need to tell you something I think we both think will be Important ....you know that theif slash murderer that lives in ponyville?"
"Yes...what about him"
"Well What if I told you he was talking to you right now?"I say with a slight grin,she was quiet for a minute then asked me "Are you going to kill me of course not.sooo will you still let me stay here?"I ask with a worried smile.
"Of Course,what are friends for?!?"She said with a big grin."what are friends?"I ask With a confused look.
"What Do you mean haven't you had a friend before?"
"No Not really the only true friend I had was my old running buddy sleepwalker...but ahhh he's long dead."
"What Happened?"Fluttershy asked,"sigh,well pull up a seat and grab and drink.This might be quite the story."
I was still thinking on what the true concept of what friends are for.ohh well,and with that thought gone I began my story.