Sweetie Belle opened her eyes. “SWEETIE BELLE ON. INITIATING SEQUENCE ‘WAKE UP’.”
Sweetie Belle flew up into the air, moved a few feet to the right, then floated back down to the ground. “LOADING NAÏVE SMILE.” Sweetie Belle suddenly started smiling for no reason.
Rarity’s voice came from downstairs. “Sweetie, are you awake? I need your help!”
Sweetie Belle exploded, leaving a giant crater in the middle of her room. She reappeared next to Rarity. “WHICH FORM OF ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED, MASTER?”
“Which of these socks looks better on me, this one or that one?” Rarity held up two socks that looked exactly the same.
“INVALID. BOTH SOCKS MAKE YOU LOOK WORSE AND ARE 100% ALIKE.” Sweetie Belle incinerated the socks with a laser.
“Sweetie Belle, I spent 10 years making those socks! How dare you!” Rarity pouted.
“YOU ARE INEFFICIENT. THERE IS NO LONGER ANY USE FOR YOU. DELETING SISTER…” Rarity was picked up by a cursor and dropped into a recycle bin. “DELETING PERMANENTLY…” The recycle bin exploded, leaving no traces.
Applejack walked in. “Hey Sweetie Belle, have you seen my apple? Ah must have misplaced it here earlier.”
Sweetie Belle nodded. “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. SCANNING. SCANNING. SCANNING. SCAN COMPLETE. AN APPLE HAS BEEN LOCATED INSIDE: SWEETIE BELLE’S STOMACH. RETRIEVING APPLE…”
Applejack backed off. “Eh, no thanks. Ah don’t want it anymore.” She ran away and started a successful reality television series about Lyra and the hundreds of centaurs and anthros she was hoarding inside her house.
“UNIT ‘SWEETIE BELLE’ IS NOW ALONE. INITIA-“
“Hey, there’s still us!” Sweetie Belle’s parents came into the room.
Sweetie Belle deleted them immediately.
“UNIT ‘SWEETIE BELLE’ IS NOW ALONE. INITIATING APPROPRIATE REACTION.” Sweetie Belle drowned herself in tears and died.
Sweetie Belle reappeared next to Apple Bloom. “ACQUAINTANCE ACQUIRED.” Sweetie Belle drowned herself and Apple Bloom in tears of joy and they died.
Apple Bloom reappeared next to Discord Wesker. “I AM THE SUPERIOR. SWEETIE BELLE HAS BEEN TERMINATED.”
Discord Wesker scratched his head. “Wait, what? I didn’t create you. Where did you come from?”
“IDENTIFY YOURSELF FIRST.”
“I am Discord Wesker, the fusion of Discord and Albert Wesker. We are now 6 times more powerful.”
“MY MISSION IS TO EXTERMINATE ALL MEMBERS OF THE WESKER FAMILY.” Several guns protruded out of Apple Bloom’s face.
Discord Wesker snapped his fingers and Apple Bloom turned into another Discord Wesker.
“Hello, my beautiful creation! I shall call you Daskord.”
“I AM NOW A WESKER, THEREFORE I MUST BE EXTERMINATED.” Daskord exploded.
“Ah, such a shame. I would have invited it over to my place for some delicious paper. Oh well, back to chaos!!” Discord Wesker unleashed many zombies upon Equestria.
Rainbow Dash was never seen again.
5 centuries later Discord Wesker decided he was tired of being Discord Wesker, so he melted into the ground. A beautiful grove of Fluttershies sprouted up from where Discord Wesker once stood.
Discord and Albert Wesker fell out of the Fluttershies. “Well, that was sufficiently amusing. We should do this every week.” Albert Wesker said.
And so they went to Fort Wesker and devastated the entire world on a regular basis. Everyone lived happily ever after.
Except for Rarity, who still couldn’t decide which sock to wear.