Rainbow Dash was flying one day when suddenly she decided to stop flying and fell TO DE GROUND!!!!!
But Fluffle Puff caught her. Rainbow Dash sunk into her massive coat of fur and was never seen again.
Meanwhile Fluttershy was doing nothing.
Meanwhile the members of the Royal Guard were planning an attack on Princess Celestia because she wasn’t paying them enough. The plan was to throw a rock at her, which would cause her to fall unconscious as they put duct tape around her horn to block off the signal. Once she woke up, she would be distracted by the rock forever and then Luna would take over for her. And then the Royal Guards could quit and work somewhere else, like the Krusty Krab or something.
Suddenly Princess Celestia popped in on their private conversation, turned them all into ashes and replaced them with new identical-looking guards who were completely happy with their jobs.
Meanwhile Pinkie Pie was telling Albert Wesker she was blue. Albert Wesker took off his sunglasses and threw them into the air. The sunglasses exploded and tree trees rained from the sky. One landed next to Applejack. She kicked the tree tree, and small trees fell out of it. One fell through the ground and turned into a seed. A beautiful Fluttershy sprouted out of the ground instantly.
“Ya see something new every day…” Applejack said to herself.
A pair of sunglasses landed on Fluttershy’s face, causing her to say “Deal with it”.
And so Applejack dealt with it.
Pinkie Pie never figured out why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
De End