One time Derpy dropped her muffin in an inconveniently-placed hole. Oh no!
She reached into her mailbag and attempted to make a rope out of several unused envelopes to get it back. Sadly, it wasn’t long enough. So she asked a unicorn to get it for her. The unicorn said she was allergic to muffins and walked away.
Derpy sighed and sat on a bench. A mint green unicorn passed by on the way saying that she was sitting the wrong way.
Suddenly Derpy had an idea! She picked up the bench with her superpony strength and threw it into the hole.
…well that accomplished nothing.
In the meantime, all her derping around had attracted a lot of attention. Six bronies had already faded into existence through force of will just to witness this.
Then Derpy remembered she was a princess and she had special powers. Princess Derpy used her horn to levitate the muffin out of the hole, then cheerfully trotted away.