From Human to...Rabbit?

by ThegoCarter110

Well... At least I'm famous now.

Hunger... Tiredness... Questions... And lack of logic... Those are the ingredients to make the perfect little girls.

But joking aside I had no idea what I was going to do. There was no way I could meet Princess Celestia on good terms if Shining Armor sent a letter or message. Which I knew he probably did.

I did have plenty of time to think of what I could do during the hour, maybe two hour train ride. But sadly in the end the only plan I could count on was trying to wing it.

While I was trying to think of what to do though, the train started to break causing me to almost let go of the pipe I was holding so I could grab my ears to shield them the the evil screeching noise of death.

After the train did hit a full stop, I dropped from the pipe I was hanging from and layed on the ground to rest my tired limbs.
After a few seconds I roll over and crawl out from under the train and climb up to the Boarding platform. Most of the ponys who saw this had a confused expression on there face for as to why I would be under the train.
But ignoring all of attention I was getting, I quickly run away from the station to make sure the conductor of the train wouldn't come out and notice me. Last thing I needed was to cause a commotion in the first few minutes of arrival...

Again...

I have to say though, Canterlot seemed to be a somwhat silent city. The only thing that I could really hear was the light breeze that blew in my ears. That and a pony every now and then of course.

But as I was walking down a more busy street I see a hardware store with no shopkeeper keeping things in check. So I walk in making the bell go off and the first thing I hear is "Oh hello dear customer, please give me a few seconds I'm using the little fillys room right now." she says in a sing song voice.
This couldn't be more perfect!

So I grab the first hammer I see and put it in the back of my pants with my shirt over it so no one-... No pony sees... I then yell out "Umm never mind I dont see anything I could use. Sorry."
In reply she calls "Oh... Ok thanks for stopping by" I also hear her mutter before I walkout "ponies always say that when I use the bathroom."
I feel bad... But not really now that I have a proper weapon.

As I walk out and down the street a little, I see a royal unicorn guard wearing saddle backs on this back turn the corner. Seeing this, I dove down a allyway while peeking my head out to watch what he was doing.

The guard walks closer to a building and uses his magic to pullout what looks like a poster, a hammer and a nail.
He then proceeded to put the poster on the wall and start hammer it in place. After he is finished he proceeded to walk down the road to wherever he was going.

After he got faraway enough I walked down the street to look at the poster.
If I remember correctly it looked like this.

'Dang... I sure did a good job at pissing them off.' I think to myself before I then tear the poster and down a nearby window to get a better look at the picture they drew of me, and I have to say... "Not bad. Not bad, got some of the small details right... Wait... The freaking guy made one of my eyes derpy!!!

It was true one of my eyes where looking in the completely wrong direction.
"That freaking asshole who drew this is going to pay!" I say as I tear the poster in half. sighing in frustation. I then start to turn walk down the street again when I start hear something in the distance.

My ears perked up and at this and I was able to catch the words "-IE AS SHE SHOOTS OFF FIREWORKS TO DAZZLE YOU ALL!" Getting curious, I started to make my way down the street to find the cause of the loud voice. Every corner I turn the voice got louder and louder until I was able to see the show.

"WATCH AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE MAKES THIS APPLE DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR.... Without the use of magic." She says the last line with a cocky smirk.

Oh brother, I dont even know if I want to stick around to watch this awful excuse for entertainment. At this I turn to walk past the stage, and as I'm walking a brilliant aroma filled my rabbit nose.
Looking in the general direction of the smell, I spot a curtain to back stage and with no one there guarding it. 'Well, dont mind If I do.'

As I'm looking back stage I cant help but notice the smell of the heavens is getting stronger. Looking frantically for the source of it I sniff boxes, crates, some barrels, untill I finally find it. The most beautiful set up of fruits, vegetables, a few pies, and a cake that was begging to be eatten.

And as my unwritten duty of food ea- I MEAN food protecter. It was my duty to keep all of this safe... In my belly...

"Hey Nova, you hear that?"
"Yep it sounds like the bunny we have been looking for." The stallion says with a smirk.
"Its about time he turned up, we've been looking for him for about twenty minutes! And if we dont get the bunny from a hat trick ready in time, that Trixie character will chew us out for sure!"

As the two stallions approach the food table, they see said giant bunny eatting the food like it hasn't eatten for weeks.
"... You seeing what im seeing?"
"Yeah, that bunny grew HUGE!... well you get the hat, I'll make sure he stays put."
"Really!? How are we going to get him to fit?"
"Oh don't worry I got a idea."

'... How did I get into this situation...' Is all I can think as I get stuffed in a top hat so absurdly big that anyone who played Team Fortress 2 would drool on sight.

After the morons finally fit me in to the thing. They put the hat on a table with wheels and pushed it on stage for Trixie to soon use.

To be expected Trixie did a double take when she turned around and saw the thing. After getting her bearings to get the act ready, she turned the top hat upside-down And then mentally prepared for her quick speech on what she was going to do.

After she turns around though, I climb half way out the the hat and sat there doing a motion with my hands to keep the crowd silent about me.

"Now WATCH as The Great and POWERFUL Trixie makes a... Small... and cute little bunny appear from this hat!" She said the last part hesitatly
"You know with magic being such a common thing, you would think you would makes acts that are less... Well, boring."
Trixie turns around and was surprised by my unexpected appearance. "W-w-what kind of rabbit are you!?" she says in shock and awe.
"Sadly im the 'kind of rabbit' that gets stuffed in hats for no reason apparently."
"Really hmmm?" she says slowly starting to see intrest in me. "Now tell me mr. Rabbit do you need A job?"

"GET ON WITH THE ACT!" "YEAH!" The crowd suddenly yells.
"Whats all the yelling about?" a unicorn guard with a saddle bag says to one of the mares who were complaining.
"The performer is taking to long to do her act because she keeps talking to the rabbit!"
"Talking to her rabbit?" he says as he looks on the stage to see what she is talking about.
As he looks on stage and sees me. he then goes to uses his magic to pull out a poster for comparison. And sure enough, they where both the same.
He then yells at the top of his lungs, "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" Obviously when I heard this I jumped out of the hat and ran like no other.

It didnt take long for a few more guards to join the chase. Because before I knew it I had about 10 gaurds chasing me at one time.
"I really should have seen this coming when I got forced on that stage." I said in a somwhat depressed tone.

Now a big difference between The Crystal Emipre and Canterlot is that there are A LOT more dead ends in both the streets and allyways, so there was a long term goal I had in mind.

Get on the fricken roofs.

It will reduce all my chasers to just pegisi, and I will be less likely to run into a dead end...
How ever its going to be easer to see me, but hey, gotta take what you can get when your running from the law.

How ever, said goal will be hard to do sense the buildings in canterlot seem for the most part, unnecessarly big.
And with pegasi chasing me already, climbing is a no go.

As I've been running down the street in a straight line for about 5 minutes, I started to see the outer wall to the city.

It was then I had a REALLY ballsy idea on how to escape... And I liked it...

First thing was first though, I needed to find a way up Onto the wall...

I didn't have time to think though as a arrow flew right over my head at that moment.
"Wow! Hey asshole! Watch where your aiming that thing!" I yell at the guard.
"Then stop running and let me grab you!" The guard yells back.
'Screw that.' Was all I thought for the first few seconds... How ever I realized it might be not that bad of a Idea, all I would really need was a bit of luck... which was something i've been relying on this whole time I was here so I was good in that department.

"Hey big, mean and stupid try to get me!" I said while jumping backwards while then blowing a raspberry right after. Slowing down a little was all it took for the pegasus gaurd that shot the arrow at me to speed up and go for a grab.

Right as the pegasus guard grabs me I jump as high as I can into the air making the guard fly up and grab me while saying to the others.
"Hey I got him!"
However the guard never stopped flying up, which was a big screw up for him.

When we went above the wal,l it was then I pulled out my newly gotten hammer and hit him across the face. Not only did the hit knock him out but it also left a nasty imprint on the side of his cheek.

So I push myself off of him and take the bow he was using away from his invisible grasp. And grab onto the ledge at the same time.
First I threw the bow up and then with the last of my strength to quickly pulled myself.
But after all the running and jumping before im left panting for air.

I knew that the moment of rest wouldn't last long though. I knew that the other pegasi were going to fly up to get ready to grab me again.

I grab the bow and put it arround my body and look over the edge of the mountain saying.

"Well... Looks like im going go have to jump." Dont worry even I knew this part wouldn't end well.