Canterlot “ fun ”
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Canterlot)
The princess is turned around and about to walk away until I tackle her. We both tumble to the ground and she just stares at me, but I gave away all my damns.I get up quickly and help her up and she just continues to stare. She silence went on for awhile before she spoke.
“Why are you here?” She ask in a demanding tone.
“Um obviously because you teleported us.”
“Ok then whats the reason your here?”
“ Which answer do you want one or two?” She looks at me fluster and anger and she speaks in a fast tone.
“Both!”
“ One.” I say holding up my index finger. “ You never gave me my backpack” She looks at me with a face that says ‘are you stupid’ look but I continue . “ Two.” Another finger goes up. “ I want answers.” She looks somewhat sad at that but a reply come
“About humans?” she says
“Yes.”
“ Humans were here a long, long time ago, nowadays they are myths of time and legends. Legends of humans Because they are chaotic and and warmongering the list goes on but in a nutshell humans are bad and murderous. But some humans were nice to care for others and help ponies, They were in a war of a simple bad vs good. In the past there were more of of the alicorn race and we sent them away before it could go out of hoof.”
While listening to this I could see what could happen and why it did true we did go o war a lot, but hey bad vs good, wonder who won anyways lets find out what gonna happen next.
“ So can I have my backpack back?” She just gives me a flat stare and replies.
“ You come after me to get answers and a backpack, not to mention you tackle me down .”
“ But you said you would and I helped you back up”
“ Fine heres your backpack.” The bag gets teleported in front of me and I grab it. I look through and see whats there. It looks like theres everything is there but before I can continue a bright flash appears, and look over to see what looks like a mix match dragon the dragon thingy speaks right after to the princess.
“ Tia, I felt something happen. Something chaotic could you explain?” but before She could reply I reply.
“ Holy, a dragon... thingamajig.” The dragon now notices me and zooms in for a close up.
“ Well I found the chaos. Well Tia what now?” But before she can reply I reply again.
“ Can we be friends?” I look at him and he just stares at me and after what seems like forever he comes with a reply.
“Fine.” he replies with a tired tone
“ Sweet, oh whats your name by the way, and what are you?”
“ Oh I am Discord, spirit of chaos, and i'm a draconequus.”
“ Cool, nice name, and can you do magic?” He raises an eyebrow but replies.
“ Why yes I can.”
“ Oh, wanna an take a picture with me?” I say with a goofy smile.
“ How are you gonna do that?”
I take a look in my pocket to fish out my ipod. I Wake it from its slumber and turn on the camera function, and press the button that makes it face me for selfies. I get it setup and motion for him to come over. He comes over and looks confused he speaks up in that moment.
“ How does this take pictures?”
“ Shut up look in the glowing thing and smile.” I say as I drape my arm over him and take the selfie. The click goes off and the picture is taken. He looks at m e with an questionable face and spoke
“ Is it done?”
“ Yeah, now i'm bored wanna help me explore?” he looks at me and smiles.
“Yes, lets go. Bye Tia!” I forgot about the princess. The princess looks flabbergasted at what just happened, but before we leave out the doors I speak to the princess.
“ Oh princess, can I give you a nickname?” I say with a smile. She turns towards me and spoke.
“ Why?”
“ Can't we be friends?” I say “ Ooh how about Sunshine, or Sunny. You choose.” she looks at me with a flat stare. And mumbles an answer, but I couldn't hear her.
“ You can call me .......... .” the last part I couldn't hear but could see that this doesn't come up often. I was gonna choose one but she replied slightly louder but it didn't seem anyone (being Discord) could hear it except me. “ You can call me, Sunshine.” Sh loos away with an blush but meh. I turned to leave and talked a little bit
“ Hey Discord lets go! See you later princess!” start running down the hall and Discord follows me by floating around. As i'm running Discord speaks.
“ Do you know where we're going?” He asks
“ Nope! Wheres the fun in that?” Before we get farther we both turn around at the sound of yelling. The yelling came from the princess.
“ WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!” She yells in an absurdly loud voice. We both stop and stare at each other but before I answer I talk to Discord secretly.
“Pssst hey Discord”
“ What?”
“ Can you give me an hanglider when I tell you too?”
“ Yes I can, why?
“ Ok, i'm gonna distract her, and you open up a window, when I give you the signal give me an hanglider.”
“ Whats the signal?”
“ Trust me you'll know.” I speak to the princess and make think of a random topic to talk about.
“Hey, Sunshine whats wrong?”
“ Where are you going?”
“Umm the kitchen obviously.”
“ Why are you going there?”
“ To bake you something of course.” I lie.
“ Well you can't, because you need to go back to ponyville.”
“ But don't you want something to eat? Something fresh, something moist, and maybe something with frosting.” I motion my hands at each word to emphasize what could happen. She replies with.
“ Ye-no. No, Sorry but you're going back.”
“ Its fine because, HANGLIDER NOW!!” I run towards the open window and jump through. Bright flash appears and an hanglider appears around me. I grab the bar and bed the air around me to go upwards. Discord appears next to me and asks.
“ So what now?”
“ Don't know, Don't care, and whats this place called?”
“ Canterlot.”
“ Oh, Lets explore around here and then let see what happens.” I tilt to the right and we glide around for a little bit. It takes a couple hours to see the whole castle but we got most of it. We both get board and the sun is going down . I ask Discord if he can teleport us to the courtroom and he does. We end up seeing Celestia and a blue pony there too but before I could speak she does.
“ WHO ART THOU!!!” Man my ears hurt but the sun is going down but i'm bored and speak up.
“ I AM THE NEW ONE, AND HERE TO SPEAK TO SU-*hack, cough cough* hey Discord remind me never to do that again.” Discord pulls out an scroll and quill and says
“Noted.” I re-speak but in an quieter voice.
“ Ahem I am to speak with sunshine here.” I point to Celestia and finish. Now getting an chance to look at the blue one she has an cobalt blue coat, with wings and horn, her regalia appears smaller with a darker color looks black with what looks like an moon ,and an darker mane that looks to be the night sky.
The blue mare looks befuddled with the name and turns to Celestia and speaks, but I can't hear them. Then again I don't care, I just want a place to sleep, I speak up because i'm tired of waiting.
“ Hey Sunshine!” The two of them look towards me “ Where do I get to sleep?” She looks towards me and speaks.
“ You would of had an place to sleep if you didn't tackle me.” she says. I actually thought of that for a moment and she is right. I came back an retort.
“ Well I wouldn't get my answers and my backpack wouldn't I .” I state “ Question. What do you do as an ruler sunshine?”
Celestia was about to speak but before that could happen Discord spoke up.
“ Well Jon these two raise the sun and the moon every day and they keep peace in Equestria.”
“ So Sunshine here raises the sun” I get three nods and one confused look . “ Who here raises the moon?” The blue one raises her hoof.
“Whats your name?”I ask while pointing at her.
“Our name is Luna, creature.”
“ My name is Jon. Anyway can I sleep somewhere in the castle?”
Next thing I see I a bunch of bars and an stone floor. Am I in the dungeons or something? Well I did ask for a place to sleep. I look around to see if I could escape. There is none but I found a small cot thing, a pillow, and blanket. Theres one day down I think its only been one day since I got here. Right?