I'm falling? the first thing I do is open my eyes, I'm alive? how am I alive?! I'm at least two or three stories high, and I'm also Naked? why am I Naked?! I also notice that the pain that was there before, is no longer there, What happened? another Dimension? but I died! and now I'm falling, while naked! and boy is this gonna hurt!
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!" I shouted just before impact, more pain, everywhere, especially my dick, oh god it really hurts MY DICK, OMG THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE! before I passed out, I could hear murmurs around me, I turned over and opened my eyes, what I saw will change my life forever, I saw, staring into my eyes, A FUCKING Purple Unicorn!
"What....The....Fuck?!"
Then darkness.
Ponyvillehours before my arrival
Twilight was busy cleaning her Library from her strenuous night of studying, piles of books were stacked in the main room, while Twilight was levitating books back to their place, Growl, Twilight looked down to her stomach, with a slight blush, she put the books down and headed to the kitchen to make herself a Daisy sandwich, unfortunately for her she had no Bread or many of other foods, Twilight, doing what she does best, makes a list of what foods she needs to buy for future meals.
"Spike!?" Twilight yells for her assistant, not 5 seconds later Spike comes walking down the stairs carrying a large amount of books.
"What is it?" Spike asks slightly annoyed with Twilight, he does however notice the paper she is levitating in front of her.
"I'm going to the market to get some more food, it seems we've run out recently" Twilight explained to her assistant, Spike just sighed with relief.
"Thank Celestia, I'm starting to get hungry!" Spike put the books down next to the giant mound of other books and he began to place them to their proper spots.
Twilight was walking around the Market for a few hours trying to find the last bit of food on her list, she approached the next stall but all she saw was the mare looking in the sky, what Twilight saw was astonishing, she was a giant Blue Sphere with Blue lighting coming out of it, she heard a few gasps and murmurs from other ponies, most of them were somewhere along the lines of 'What is that?!', when suddenly the Sphere exploded in a blinding white light, revealing nothing but a Blue cloud, the explosion was huge and blinding it caused everypony to look away, when Twilight looked back, she saw something, something falling, falling straight towards her, before it crashed into her she teleported a short distance away from her current location.
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!" was all she heard before it crashed into the ground.
Twilight noticed that the creature was intelligent enough to speak, speak her language none the less, she could hear it groaning from pain, just before the Creature passed out from pain, she saw it turn over, and face her, it stared, directly into her eyes, what Twilight saw in those eyes, were fear, confusion, pain and sadness.
"What....The....Fuck?!" Then it blacked out
Twilight, not thinking straight, levitated the creature back to the Library, she opened the door and shouted for her assistant, Spike came running down the stairs and looked at the creature with fear.
"WHAT IS THAT THING!?" he shouted, ignoring his question, Twilight explained what happened to Spike.
"I need you take a note to the Princess" Spike run off and came back not seconds later with a Quill and Parchment, Spike wrote down everything Twilight had said to him just before.
"Okay send it!" nodding in agreement Spike puffed a green flame onto the scroll and it disintegrated into ash. A few minutes later and Twilights friends had burst through her door all shouting about something, but she couldn't make it out over them all shouting at the same time.
"QUIET!" everypony instantly stopped talking, Rainbow flew up to Twilight and said very quickly.
"OhmygoshTwilightdidyouseethatcreatureinthemarket?!" Twilight just sighed and pointed her hoof to the creature lying on the couch not 2 hooves (feet) away from her, all the ponies in the room gasped at the creature.
"Twilight, WHAT IN THE HAY IS IT DOING HERE?!" Rainbow practically yelled at her, Twilight just grunted in annoyance.
"Well for starters, the creature is in pain and needs to go to the hospital, I sent a letter to the Princess about the creature, the creature is also Intelligent-" she was cut off by Rainbow laughing
"Intelligent?! how is that thing intelligent!?" Twilight just glared at her.
"That Thing Rainbow, was talking, talking our language for that matter, this creature just looks like a hairless Monkey, but it clear isn't if it is capable of speech" Rainbow just stared at her.
"We also need to take this thing to the hospital, or it's going to die" everypony in the room stared blankly at Twilight, then at the creature, finally Applejack stepped forward and nodded.
"Alright sugercube, if ya trust it, then I'll trust it" Twilight just nodded and levitated the creature out the door, and trotted towards the hospital.
Twilight, her friends and Spike burst through the hospital door.
"This creature needs medial attention, NOW!" Twilight shouted a little louder then necessary, the Nurse at the front desk just nodded and quickly ran off to get a doctor.
Ponyville Hospital A few hours later
As I slowly regained my consciousness I could fell immense pain Where have I felt like this before? I couldn't believe it, a hospital again, Just my luck, how am I even alive? I remember dying, then falling, AND WHY AM I NAKED?! I looked to my right and saw something I was not expecting, the same Purple Horse from before, Lavender Unicorn to be precise, sleeping on my hospital bed, How cute wasn't the manliest thought, but I will not lie, that shit is cute.
I look up again and fell asleep in the hopes of this just being some crazy dream while still in my Coma.
Ponyville Hospital sometime within a week later
I awoke, to more pain, I'm sick of this shit! I hated my life right now, I opened my eyes incredibly slowly, the blinding light didn't help either.
"Argh! Where am I now? a hospital? again?" I heard gasps to my right, once again, the sight was incredible, seven mares, and a small green and purple lizard thing, the Lavender Unicorn I recognized immediately, hmm, that big one seems to have both wings and a horn, while the other only have one, or neither, I'm sticking with Hybrid for the time being
"You're in Ponyville hospital, country of Equestria, planet of Equis, and what might you be?" the tall white Hybrid asked, I just lay there silent, staring, not saying a word, not sure if I could trust these talking horses, she spoke up again
"Why are you not talking? speak creature!" she practically yelled at me, She's very demanding that's for sure...
"I'm a Human, what are you Hybrid?" all the horses stared at me, most of them shock, the Hybrid just looked at me with amusement.
"I'm a Hybrid of Unicorns and Pegasi, also known as an Alicorn, my name is Princess Celestia, Co-Ruler of this land you are currently in Equestria, and these six ponies around me are my loyal subjects" Ponies eh? "The Lavender Unicorn's name is Twilight Sparkle, the White Unicorn's name is Rarity, the Cyan Pegasus name is Rainbow Dash, the Yellow Pegasus name is Fluttershy, the Orange Earth Ponies name is Applejack" Wait, Earth Pony? "and the other is Pinkie Pie, the small Purple and Green dragon is named Spike" Dragon? I looked at the small creature standing at the back of the group, trying to conceal its self, I just laughed, once again more confused looks Dragon's aren't Bipedal!.
"Why are you laughing? and what is your name?" Like I'm going to tell you anything, I still don't know if I can trust you I wanted to say, but didn't I just remained silent.
"Human, I demand you answer my questions!" she shouted, I glared at angrily at her.
"Okay there's two things wrong with that statement, One: I'm not one of your subjects so you can't demand things from me, Two: What are you going to do if I refuse to tell you anything?" everyone in the room gasped, shocked, at what I just said, the Princess especially, I don't think she's ever been talked to so rudely.
"How Dare You! You Have No Right To Talk To Me That Way!" she shouted especially loud, while her horn was glowing a bright yellowish colour.
"Interesting", her horn stopped glowing, she just looked at me. "I don't know what you did with your horn, but I'm still not going to tell you anything" She, this time, started to laugh.
"Very well, if you do not wish to tell me, I will simply look at your memories through my magic" she threatened, Magic's not real...maybe in this land tho
"Is magic real here? not where I'm from"
"and where are you from?" she was starting to talk less demanding and more curious.
"With that threat you just made, I'm now even more sure if I can trust you ponies or not" Celestia just laughed again, the other ponies remaining silent the whole time, the one known as Rainbow Dash just glared at me.
"How do we know we can trust you?!" I looked at her and snickered.
"Because I'm no threat, and what was that about the planet?" I suddenly realized where I was.
"The planet is called Equis" Oh No I knew it, I was in another Dimension, That means.... I stopped my thinking, and started crying.
"No I am not going to start crying now!" but the thought was to much, I couldn't control it, like I always could, I started crying, hard, all the ponies looked at me with either Sympathy, or Confusion, all except Rainbow, she just laughed.
"Well, I guess a Crybaby isn't much of threat now is it?" I stopped, I glared at her, she laughed even harder.
"What did you say? did you call me a Crybaby?" she stopped laughing and looked at me.
"Yes I did, what are you going to do about it!?" she had continued her laughter, I jumped off the bed, still hurting, fists clenched, I ran over to her, and punched her so hard in the face she was sent flying into the wall.
"Rainbow! How Dare you!" I ignored them and walked over to her body on the floor, I picked her up by the throat and said
"You want to know what I'm crying?! I'm crying because I'm never going to see my family again! Or my friends! NEVER AGAIN! YOU TRY LIVING IN A STRANGE WORLD WITH STRANGER CREATURES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, KNOWING THAT YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR LOVED ONES AGAIN! AND YOU TELL ME IF YOU WOULD CRY OR NOT!" I yelled at her, so loud she was focused on her ears rather then throat, I dropped her and started crying again, I walked over to my bed and lay back down, facing the other way, one of the ponies finally spoke up.
"Come on everypony, let's leave the creature be", I raised my hand to stop them.
"I'm not a creature I'm a Human, and you can call me Julian" with that they walked out the room.
And I went back to my sweet and much needed sleep.