Story 4#
World War Something has begun.
Its the year 2014, death and destrucity littered the world as the Chinese Soviet Union launched an Invasion on the United Nations. All, as in every single one of them, at the same time. Their weapons have already killed billion trillions of people and are the epitomy of Evil. We all had lost a loved one. I lost my father and my mother... and my smaller brother, my even smaller baby sister, my grandparents, my godfather, my godmother, my tenth to the power of five cousin-in-law and how could I forget Uncle Joe and his eight brothers. I swore revenge from the bottom of my deep dark, slightly beige heart.
Me and my squad were the first ones to go in, over a Vietnamese Concentration Base to find and destroy and new super weapon by the Iraqi Nuclear Saddamists.
We were the best of the best, able to take down tanks with our fists and bent the laws of physics by running into gunfire. When we walked into enemy territory, their radars picked as up as walking death machines.
But when we tried to find the base we found it deserted. Searching the base we discovered a Stargate™ that was still turned on. On the other side we could see a forest and a small cottage in the distance.
As we prepared to call for reinforcements, we spotted some enemy forces near the cottage. They were standing around, being friendly with the local people.
THOSE BASTARDS!
We decided to go in and try to save the civilians from the Arab Nazis.
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“COME ON, WE NEED TO KILL THE COMMUNAZIS BEFORE THEIR GET IN THE PERIMETER”
I screamed at Johnson before firing my machine gun at the enemy. The bastards communist Germans were coming out of every where and shooting at everything. Some of those bastards tried to surrender. I busted a cap in their Stalin worshiping ass.
Before long we had killed all the enemies, and we tried to find any civilians to save. They may have gotten the Communist Red Flu by those dirty Russians. You never know what they may do.
Instead we found six multi colored horses shivering from fear. They had human like expressive emotions and faces. And they looked scared
One of them, a Lavender Colored one, came fourth and said.
“P...Please, don’t hurt us.”
Silence.
“My god...” Pollock said.
“The dirty Maoists have turned the civilians into horses!!! What has science done.”
“Horses? Who are you calling a Horse, we are ponies.” said one of them, the Rainbow colored one.
“You mean that this is your true form?”
“Yes!”
“No weird ubermensch mind/body washing?”
“No!”
“You mean, they haven't probed you.”
“No, through there was that time with Applejack and the wire extensions.” said the pink one while shooting a naughty look at the orange pony of the group, who was now blushing.
Eww...
“You mean they haven’t gone all Mengele on you?”
“Whats a Mengele” asked the yellow one.
“Eh, doesn’t matter. Do you know what if there are any other like the guys we killed?”
“Yes just outside Ponyville, but why do you kill them?” asked the Lavender Pony
“Its because they are evil commufascists that hate freedom and will surely destroy your World. We need to take them out before they reach any major towns”
“Come on, whats the worst thing that they could do?”
“For first, they will kill you ponies” I said. A loud gasp escaped from their mouths.
“And they will burn down your libraries and your shopping malls” now the two unicorns gasped.
“And the Pet shops and athletic centers!” the two pegasi gasped.
“They kill puppies and jaywalk whenever they can!!! We need to save Equestria. Are you with us?”
“We have no evidence and have watched you brutally murder people we never knew. I say we help them out girls” said the lavender pony.
And so we went to save Equestria, for Truth, Justice and the American Way!!!*
*That’s, at least, until chapter 6 before the author of the story decides to abandon the story to write another, better, fan fic.