DayZ of Hardship

by Nightwish


Epilogue

Its been a year since I left Chernarus, and I gotta admit, Equestria is awesome once you get used to being a pegasus. Dmitri managed to get his bite taken care of by some zebra named Zecora (WHO NEVER TALKS FUCKING NORMALLY!), and Martin even managed to hook up with someone named Rainbow Dash (Dmitri was right, she's a cocky little bitch.). As for me, I mainly stuck with Vinyl, helping her out at home whenever she needed it, and hogging her couch at night.

I can't say I really miss Chernarus, but I do have a few regrets, including leaving Aleksander behind. He was a good guy, even though I didn't know him for very long. I often find myself wondering what ever happened to him after we left, but I always convince myself that he's fine. Never being able to find my parents was tough on me, but I managed to get along.

My leg has fully recovered since I came to Equestria, but there's a nasty scar on my leg where the wound used to be, though nobody seems to notice it much. We ended up destroying all our guns, seeing as how we wouldn't need them anymore.

The only thing I can really complain about is the food, which is all VEGETARIAN. I swear, I would give anything for a piece of bacon in this place. I've never even seen a bowl of pasta or anything like that in this place, which I set out to fix by learning how to make pasta myself (the first time was a disaster, and Vinyl was laughing her ass off while she watched me try to get rid of all the dough scattered around the room) until eventually I could make a decent batch of spaghetti (HARD TO DO WITH NO FUCKING MEATBALLS!).

Anyway, I can hear Vinyl coming, so this journal entry will be short. Maybe someday I'll be able to go back to Chernarus and haul Aleksander's ass in here whether he likes it or not, or maybe I'll be lazy and continue to hog Vinyl's couch.