Story 1#
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My Life sucked.
Eighteen years going around, on this miserable earth observing human nature and being totally disgusted by its actions. I graduated from a shitty School and afterwards took a shitty job at a Burger Joint. Always bullied with no friends, grown cynical from bullying and being in dept. I also had no friends.
I had people tell me that there were people that had it worse. Don’t they know that having been through 8 Civil wars and having to run 4 Kilometers each day just to get clean water, is on the same level as living in an low class stable industrial society with some fairly major economic problems. I wanted to kill myself for my luck.
That was at least until I found out about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and I escaped from my cynical nature with the help of a Cartoon. Oh, how much I loved Fluttershy. I wanted to be with her, to feel her. It was a show about the Magic Of Friendship. I even had a pillow of Princess Celestia that I slept on. Ok, it was a love pillow but really who cares, I was out of my Cynical nature and off to a more brighter outlook of the future.
Thats when my Life’s dream came true.
“Crawllllllling Innnnnn myyyyyy Skinnnnnnnnn...”
As Linking Park’s Crawling was playing on my Ipod, which I somehow bought despite being knee deep in dept, I begun noticing a strange blue glow all around me. Before I could react, everything grew dark as I fell into unconsciousness for no apparent reason.
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“Twilight whats that hairless monkey doing on the floor.”
“Oh, about that Spike, I kinda botched the Teleportation spell and this thing came out.”
"How does that even work? I mean, you never botch a spell up."
That was when I finally conveniently came back into consciousness. When I saw Twilight Sparkle looking at me, I let out a huge gasp before asking
“Are you Twilight Sparkle?”
“Twilight how does it know your name?” spike asked.
“I don’t know and neither do I want to find out. Look Mr. Ape I will just send you back to your own world” Twilight responded.
“NO WAIT!” I exclaimed “I want to meet Princess Celestia”
“...Why would you want to do that. How do you even know her.” Twilight was now getting suspicious.
“On the very least I want to be Fluttershy’s friend.” a thought escaped from my mouth.
“What, Why? What will you do with Fluttershy” This time her expression turned into disgust.
“Twilight zap that thing back into its world! I don’t even want to know what he will do with Rarity.” shouted Spike as Twilight’s horn started glowing.
“NO WAIT!, I JUST WANTED TO BE YOUR FR-”
I got zapped before I could finish my sentence.
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I woke up In the middle of a village.
All around me there, man and women going through their daily lives. The women were wearing Hijabs, while some of them man were armed with AK-47s. When I got up I realized that I was only on my boxer shorts. The rest of my stuff, I-pod, money, wallet, all were looted.
I tried asking one of the unarmed man a question.
“Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I am”
He turned to me and exclaimed
“ما هو هذا الرجل؟ لماذا يتحدث هذا القبيل.”
Oh crap.
This is going to be one long trek home.