The Defective Warp Pipe

by Level Dasher


Prologue

It was just like any other level. He needed the extra jump— I knew he would. The gap in level 3-2 was just too far for a clean jump; it happens. So I figured, just like any other level, I would drop below and run until I found a pipe that would bring me back to the Junction so I could be sent out in the next egg.

Problem was, I’d been running for about an hour. This wasn’t like the usual levels I faced with Mario— I usually got to a pipe within two or three minutes. The longest it had ever taken me to get to a pipe was in one of the desert levels, and that only took about 15 minutes. So… what had happened to the pipes? Had Bowser figured out the underground system and destroyed them all? I didn’t know how he could have… THERE it was! I was going to say! Well, this level definitely had the new record of the longest time it’s taken to get to a return pipe. I jumped— Geronimoooooooooo!