Derpy's Family reunion

by thewriter133


Day 2: Pinkie Pie

As pinkie helped Derpy out of the hospital and to Mr. and Mrs. Cake's place where she was renting a room. She helped Derpy onto her bed and nuzzled her. It was the weekend so Derpy had time to recover a bit before her rout started.

Pinkie bounced happily outside. She hopped to her nearest neighbor. She knocked on the door and Berry Punch woozy from her night of drinking answered. She groaned in pain as the sun hurt her eyes. She looked at the blurry pink figure in front of her and sighed saying "Pinkie, dear, you know not to interrupt me on the weekend. Do I have to punish you again." Pinkie giggled "no mistress Berry! However, I would like to invite you to my Derpy's all better party. She peeked in and saw Vinyl and Octavia sleeping on a subwoofer in each other's arms with a very large box opened in front of it. She saw in one corner Lyra and Bon Bon curled up together. She smirked and said "wow you guys had an orgy and I wasn't invited!" With that a hoof was up against her mouth and Berry spoke "I will tell them you invited us all to your party. Now please leave so I can get back to my juice."

Pinkie smiled, hugged Berry, and bounded off like an amorous French skunk. Everypony was eyeing her flank as she passed. After going throughout all of ponyville she was now shuffling around depressed. Almost all of Ponyville had brutally dismissed her party invite since it was a party for Derpy. She entered into Rarity's boutique. Rarity, as usual, was busy working on some new dress or another. Pinkie appeared from under Rarity scaring the life out of her and causing all the work Rarity was working on to scatter. Rarity looked down at her friend and focused trying to refrain from yelling. "Pinkie, dahling, what in Celestia's name do you want." Rarity spoke exasperated.

Pinkie spoke slightly afraid of her friend "Rarity, I..I'm sorry I..I just wanted to invite you to my party for Derpy."

Rarity realized her friend was in pain and sighed dramatically, "ooh if you promise to leave now I promise to come. Ok sweetie?"

Pinky exploded bouncing out the door saying "it's at the field and at nine pm see you there marshmallow." Rarity rolled her eyes and began cleaning up. If only Sweetie Bell were here.

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Applejack was bucking the orchard trees when a pink mare dropped onto her. She yelped "what in tarnation are you doin' Pinkie?" As pinkie was hoisted off of Applejack by a red stallion who set her on her butt and helped his sister up. Applejack shook her head and said "what do you want Pinkie. I'm busy."

Pinkie began hopping around her speaking real fast "Ijustwantedtoinviteyoutomy Derpy's allbetterparty!"

Applejack placed her hoof up to her eyes and said "sugarcube if it will shut you up and make you leave I agree to go to this here party. Pinkie promise." She flinched visibly at that last line and went back to apple bucking. "I suppose you wanna come too McIntosh?" She said with curiosity.

"Eyup!"

"Don't suppose it has anything to do with the fact she's in heat does it?"

"Eyup, I want some sweet, sweet, sweet cotton candy."

Applejack rolled her eyes and heard a yell "IT'S AT NINE PM. USUAL PLACE." She looked up to see pinkie holding a megaphone and struck her head against the tree.

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Rainbow Dash was flying doing her usual showoff stuff. A pink blur shot past her face causing her to get startled and begin to go into a dive. She swore she heard the pink blur call her Dashie. As it fell past her face she swooped in and caught the falling mare. Her eyes rolled of course it was Pinkie.

"Hi Dashie!"

"Hello Pinkie. Why are you here?"

"I want to invite you to my Derpy's all better party."

"I'm dropping you now. You know for a fact I would rather sit in the hospital for a week than celebrate anything to do with that clumsy pegasus."

Pinkie dropped and pulled out a balloon that floated her down lightly her eyes were wattering. She had really wanted Dashie there. She moped off to go see Twilight.

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Pinkie walked past a hut near the forest and saw Fluttershy frantically running about. She walked over and spoke up causing Fluttershy to bleat and topple over. She helped her friend up and asked "why are you in a rush Fluttershy?"

The panicked mare rapidly shot off with Pinkie hot on her tail. They arrived at a cave where booming sobs were coming from. Fluttershy ran in and tried to comfort the large bear. "See Brutus, I didn't forget your birthday. Please stop crying the other animals are scared." The bear sniffled and curled up.

Fluttershy gulped and approached the bear and snuggled him. Suddenly streamers and party horns were everywhere. Both bear and mare were startled.

Pinkie bounced up and placed a party hat on the bear. She started celebrating while saying "ohmygoshwhydidn'tyoutellmeFluttershy? Isowouldhaveplannedthis. Yay! It's your birthday Brutus! Happy Birthday!"

The bear was sitting now and clapping his big paws together laughing only as a bear could. Pinkie bounced out of the cave leaving an invite behind for Fluttershy. Now on to Twilight's home.

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On her way through town to the library she saw Berry and Colgate being harassed by eight large stallions. She saw the look of fear on the two mares' faces. She saw Octavia and Vinyl in the wreckage of some crates with Bon Bon halfway in a broken window and Lyra's legs flailing from a rooftop. She hurried over and said "hey, big bullies leave my friends alone!" This earned her a slap across the face by one of the stallions who said "oh and what's the little bitch gonna do."

Pinkie lashed out at this insult knocking her assailant back. As his friend went in to strike his hoof was caught in a magical hold. Dinky was standing there. Pinkie wrapped her hooves around the little filly. And she felt a vicious kick that caused her to black out.

She felt her body crash through a window she tried her best to cushion Dinky as her body hit a table of sorts. She felt several things fall on her. She opened her eyes weakly to see Spike standing over her. He helped her up but she couldn't hear what he said.

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Twilight had, unfortunately, been in the library when a Pink and grey ball burst through her window. She looked outside and saw the stallions about to have their way with two mares. She ran out to help them and that was when she saw Derpy on the ground, her wing bent at a wrong angle. Next to Derpy was a terrified blue mare who she recognized as Colgate. Next to her was Berry, the town floozy and drunk, thoroughly bruised and bloody. She gasped and threw several stallions away with her magic. But a grey unicorn bucked her into a wall and advanced in to rape her. He felt his bones pop and he dropped, howling in pain.

Blackmane stood towering over his downed opponent. He bucked the unicorn into the sky scaring the others away. He used his magic to collect the injured mares and he brought them to the hospital. Derpy smiled and said “I knew you’d help me daddy.” He smiled and carefully laid the mares on the beds and began helping the nurse tend to them.

Pinkie was brought in by Spike she was all frazzled and was soon calm when she saw Derpy. It was then she allowed herself to fall asleep.