Pony Never Cry

by Gypsy


Act I

   DISCLAIMER: I don't own My Little Pony or Devil May Cry.

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   In the middle of a forest a group of roughly forty cultist were in a circle chanting. "KHORNE! Come for we have paved the way for bloodshed! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! COME FORTH AND REVEL IN DEATH!" The cultist were huddled in a circle, surrounding a pentagram glowing green with symbols unknown. 

   A man walked out of the thick forest. With silver hair and a red trench coat. Carrying with him a sword. "What's this? A party and no one invited me!" A few cultist withdrew their attention from the pentagram and focused on the man who just spoke. 

   "Demon hunter you shouldn't have come." A cultist spoke with a demonic tone in his voice.

   "As if I would miss a party like this! Now if you don't mind who like to dance with me first?" 

  Three of the cultist started to shake violently and in a geyser of blood came monsters only seen in hell.

  Out of the first cultist was a creature with red and white flesh, spikes jutting out of the back and carrying a similar colored scythe. The second monster was reminiscent of the reaper himself,  a floating ghastly body covered in a shroud of the purest black seemingly made out of shadows. In its hands was a scythe with a blade that glowed purple. And finally the third hellish creature was blood red gargoyle.

   "Only faces a mother could love" He chuckled, readying his sword he went into a battle stance waiting for the first demon to make its move and just as quickly did he enter the stance did the demons attack all at once.

   The red and white demon had teleported in front of the demon hunter within striking distance while the reaper look-a-like had teleported behind. "My my an Abyss and a Hell's Vanguard! You cultist are pretty high rank." 

 The Abyss swung its red-white scythe at the demon hunter but he quickly blocked the attack with his sword and then the Hell's Vanguard swung it's weapon hoping to decapitate the demon hunter but was also blocked but by a ebon pistol. "Two against one isn't playing fair ya know." He said as he firmly held the sword with left hand and the pistol in his right.

   "Then let's make it even!" Suddenly a blonde women came down from the sky landing on top of the Hell's Vanguard. 

   "Trish, so you finally decided to come and here I thought I'd be having all the fun." Trish watched as he pushed the Abyss a good fifty feet back with his sword and dashed towards it.

   "I wouldn't have missed this much fun for the world Dante." Trish jumped off the Hell's Vanguard only to shoot it several times with lightning that arced out of her palms and landed a safe distance watching as it got back up from the assault.

   Dante was spending too much time toying with his opponent and decided to finally kill the Abyss demon. With a swift sweeping kick the monster was suddenly in midair and Dante has brought his sword down onto the demon, cutting it in half as blood sprayed everywhere. 

   Trish was also done playing around and ran up close to the Hell's Vanguard and grabbed it's face and scythe with her hands which sparked with large amounts of energy. She released all the pent up energy in her hands and let loose as a blinding light erupted from the explosion of lighting that was directed at the Hell's Vanguard. As the smoke from the blast cleared all that was left standing was Trish.

   Dante and Trished ended up side by side confronted by a single gargoyle. "I never seen a gargoyle that small and that color, considering that the other two were a Abyss and a Vanguard I suspect we shouldn't underestimate this little guy." Trish said. Dante raised his pistol and pulled the trigger, firing a bullet that tore the red gargoyle in half. "Or maybe not. Let's stop the summoning before we have to deal with a god." But just as they were making their way the remains of the red gargoyle started to bubble. 

  "What the hell?" Dante and Trish watched as the remain rised into the air, the two separate parts of the demon now became two complete gargoyles. Dante raised his pistol again and fired two shots, one at each gargoyle tearing them in two again and again they regenerated. "This is getting me pissed." Soon enough Dante was shooting the gargoyles as fast and as much as he could but only ended up multiplying their numbers by two with each supposed kill. They were now surrounded by a swarm of gargoyles. 

   "Looks like you two could use some more help." A women with short black hair, white shirt, and a mini skirt carrying a large missile launcher came from out of the forest. 

"Well look who we have here, I guess the gang is all here, how ya doing Lady?" 

  "Oh just doing fine until you managed to completely ruin the job I was hired to do, and look at what you've done now! Don't you know better than to try and kill Blood Gargoyles with bullets and swords?! Uhg if I don't get paid after this I putting it on the debt you owe me."

   "What?!?" Dante was not amused by the sudden increase in his already large sum of money he owed Lady.

   "Just shut up and let me handle this Dante, This needs more of a woman's touch." Lady raised her missile launcher and aimed at the center of the swarm. A large rocket shot out of the barrel and went straight for the swarm. As the rocket hit the center the rocket had exploded in a large burst of fire and force.

   The aftermath of the explosion was just what was expected, nothing of the Blood Gargoyles had remained therefore they couldn't regenerate. 

   "Now that that's out of the way lets stop that summoning while we still have time." All three had rushed to the group of cultist who were unaware of them but as they got within mere inches of the cult a mighty wind had come from seemingly nowhere throwing Dante, Trish, and Lady into the pentagram along with a few of the cultist.

   "THE SUMMONING WAS NOT COMPLETE! WHAT HAPPENED!" Yelled one of the cultist but before anyone could reply the pentagram exploded on the three and the cultist.

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Well I've had this idea stuck inside my head for awhile and decided to write it and see where it got me. I currently have no Pre or Proof Readers.

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