Drabble Kaboom!

by Alex Warlorn


Rainbow Dash Pranks Her Friends Yangiscool commission

"Dash successfully, but also harmlessly, pranks all five of her friends."

Rarity opened her drawer to find her precious sinks replaced with gaudy wallpaper, but with the real ones just underneath.

Twilight found all her egghead novels replaced by dime-store action stories! ... But they were written by AK Yearling and her real books were just outside and gave her a chance to organize, so a win-win!

Applejack found the apples in the ice box replaced by crab apples! But they were all declawed.

Pinkie Pie bit into a rubber cupcake, and barely noticed, saying only, "Those cupcakes sure had a nice bounce to them!"

Finally, Fluttershy gasped and fainted when she saw several ponies outside her door for tea time,, but she hadn't prepared nearly enough for everypony! But they were all just cardboard cutouts, so it was fine.

Rainbow Dash smiled to herself at having pranked her friends in harmless ways that morning.

Rainbow Dash dived into a new enchanted comic to chillax... to find someone had placed the cover of her comic on an enchanted LECTURE comic book on the unabridged version of the Pegasus-Dragon War... and as the hours dragged on, Rainbow wondered how they could make WAR so boring! When she was finally freed from the comic, she found she hadn't missed her meeting with the Wonderbolts after all and only a few moments had passed in reality.

Zephyr Breeze showed up to propose to her... in practice for proposing for real to Pixie Cut.

Next she ALL they were serving at Wonderbolt HQ today was PIE and more pie! Then turned it was pizza 'pie.'

Rainbow Dash found her uniform replaced with a clown costume... but she was doing charity performance for disabled foals (like Scootaloo).

Rainbow Dash got home to read the latest Daring Do book... where Daring Do it turned out was the villain of the entire book series all along... thankfully before Rainbow threw the book (along with the rest of her books) into a paper shredder, she read an addemdum that it was all an evil charade by Ahuizotl who Daring Do had then punched into a volcano for a much more satisfying ending to the book series.

"There there Fluttershy, I pranked back Rainbow Dash for him giving you that awful scare," Discord said gently patting Fluttershy's hoof. Fluttershy still on the couch recovering from the shock.

"You think Rainbow Dash would remember Fluttershy is off limits, but I'm sure she took your pranks all in good humor," Pinkie Pie said.

~Fin