Sunburst said proudly, "So we're both now proud parents with our first foal!"
"Uh..." Starlight Glimmer started awkwardly, holding her baby in her hooves as it nursed near her belly. "Not exactly first..."
"Starlight, what did you do?"
"Remember when you didn't send me letters for years, and I thought you'd either abandoned me or died in a lab explosion or some other nonsense? ... I might have taken your essence... and my essence... and combined them to pregnant myself with our foal... And then erased my memories so I'd treat her equally from all the other foals in Our Town... and... she might have realized the truth and ran away to spite me after I betrayed everything I'd ever taught her..."
Sunburst stared, "You didn't!"
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Cozy Glow's ears rang, 'Somepony must be talking about me!'