"How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run. The night goes on as I'm, fading away, I'm sick of this life. I just want to scream... how could this happen to me?"
"Why are you singing?" Twilight asked.
"I... am not fully sure," Wilson said. "Ok back to the story."
*We be flashin back again*
"Dude... dude are you alive?" a voice shouted. Wilson opened his eyes to see it was Ender. "You have to go now!"
"Ehh, what happened?" Wilson said. "How did I survive that crash?"
"I don't know," Ender said looking aroung. "But there is a search party looking for you. You have to run and far away, come on lets go!"
"Okay," Wilson said noticing his knife in the ground. He pulled it out and the small iron blade turned into a long, emerald sword. "What the hell?"
"You done screwing around?" Ender said still looking around. "Because you know... it's just your life at stake." Later on that day at close to midnight, Wilson and Ender were at the edge of Ponyville sneaking around. "There are to many guards here, It's not werth it."
"I need some supplies from my store before heading out," Wilson replied opening a window in his pawn shop. After searching for a few minutes Wilson said, "Okay I got my steampunk wings, a grappling hook, survival knife because the one I got now is a sword, and a few other things."
"Okay great, lets get going," Ender said cheaking for gaurds.
For months, Wilson lived in the Everfree forest planning his attack. When the day came where he was fourteen, he said to Ender, "It's time..."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes," Wilson replied. "Tonight, we go to Canterlot, and Celestia will pay for what she did." At around 9 PM, Wilson entered stealthfully in Canterlot. Getting in the castle was easy, a little to easy. The lights turned on and guards surrounded Wilson. Pulling out his sword, he was ready to fight. One by one the guards fought Wilson, and he was able to defeat every one. Princess Celestia appeared and the guards stopped attacking.
"You have skill," Princess Celestia said. Wilson looked around and saw a filly walking around very confused, he then proceeded to use her as a hostage.
"Wait a minute," Twilight said. "I was used as a hostage once in the Canterlot castle by a blue colt." An akward silence filled the room.
*Back to the flashback*
"We have been searching for you for almost ten years," Celestia said. "Your bounty is higher then anyone who has ever existed. And you decide that coming here was the best idea? You know what, your brave Wilson. And you deserve your freedom, I'm removing your bounty."
"Why did you put me through this?" Wilson said exhausted letting go of Twilight.
Twilight ran away, and Celestia said, "Your evil, I can feel the aura around you. You may not look evil, nore act evil, but you are. And no matter what you do, nothing will change that."
"I may not be able to get hooves on you," Wilson said. "But I sware, you will pay for everything you did." He then turned around and walked outside. There was someone near the enterance with two gaurds. The pony turned out to be Valentine. Wilson and Valentine ran towards each other and hugged.
"I thought you were dead," Valentine said. "I never would have guessed that you would make it to where you are now."
"I'm sorry for putting you through all of this." Wilson said.
"It's not your fault."
"I just have on question," Wilson asked letting go on Valentine. "What happened to the orphanage while you were in prision."
"A few of my relatives said they would watch over it while I was here," Valentine said smiling. "I thought sending you out at such a young age was suicide, but you proved me wrong. So how were the years."
"Well I live in a town called Ponyville, started my own pawn shop, and my friend and I built a house out of a tree," Wilson said. He remembered the great times he had with Fluttershy and a tear went down his face.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"It's... nothing," He said looking away. "Well it was nice seeing you again, I should really get back home."
"You are a great pony, don't let anyone tell you differently," Valentine said. "If you ever want to visit the orphanage, just ask."
Wilson returned to Ponyville. You think he would have been happy knowing he is a free colt, but he wasn't. The years have past, Wilson turned sixteen, he gained some friends, but was still sad. One day while sleeping in his store, two colts showed up and one of them said, "Wilson! What's up?"
Waking up, Wilson said, "Hi Blaze... hi Ace, what do you need?"
" The prom is being hosted in Ponyville later today," Blaze said. "Every highschooler from here, Cloudsdale, and Manehatten will be there."
"...k"
"You going to go?" Blaze asked. "It's going to take up almost the whole area of town.
"I never went to any school," Wilson said. "Why would I go to a prom for highSCHOOLERS?"
"Come on man quit acting so emo," Ace said. "A lot of sexy fillies will be there."
"I'm a hermit, why would I give a crap about dating, even if somepony was hot?" Wilson replied.
"We have knowen you for the last two yeas," Blaze said. "And here is a question... when are you going to get off your period? Meet some fillies, it will cheer you up."
"I don't even have a suit."
"No need to worry," Ace said. "This one pony named Rarity is said to make amazing clothes, I'm sure you can buy one from her."
"Sounds great, talk to a bunch of drunk teens who have sex in the restrooms," Wilson sarcasticly said.
"Quit being a whinny bitch, besides that only happened once," Ace said. "It will be as fun as that time we did acid."
"Fine," Wilson sighed. After thinking for a minute he then said, "Wait a minute... that sucked ass, I went to prision for a week because of you idiots!"
"Great we will meet up at your place," Ace said as they both left.
"Wilson is going to get laid tonight," Ender started to repeativly sing.
"Sense when was that a bad thing?"
"I... am not fully sure," Ender said feeling like an idiot."
"Well I better go find what's-her-name.... Rarity, and get a suit."
Wilson bought the suit, went home, and waited for Blaze and Ace to show up. At around 7:30 PM a knock was at the door. "Whats up?" Blaze said. "Wow, for a colt who looks like complete shit 95% of each day, you look pretty good in a suit. Like a completely different pony"
"Thanks for saying I always look like shit..."
"I didn't mean it like that," Blaze nervously said. "It's just, every time I see you, it's like looking at a colt who fought off an entire army."
"I agree," Ace said. "Suits.... suit you, bad pun was intended." Hearing that, made suits preferable for Wilson.
"Well I have been through hell and back," Wilson said. "Well lets get going, the sooner you two bitch about who can find the hotter filly, and both of you end up still getting no flank, the sooner I can go back to my hallucinations."
"You never went to highschool?" Twilight asked.
"I never went to school," Wilson said. "And I turned out just fine."
"Except your spelling." Twilight said.
"Yeah anyways, we got the the prom and..."
"Damn look at all these fillies," Ace said. "I'm going to be more emo the Wilson if I leave here empty hooved. "
"I'll bet you that I get one hotter," Blaze said.
"Don't look for one based on how hot they are," Wilson said. "Think of it as a strategy."
"Like you know anything about fillies," Blaze said staring at him.
"No BUT, I'm not an idiot who wants to fuck everything that moves," Wilson said.
"Thats complete BS," Blaze said. "Look at her over there, hot as hell, I'm going to ask her for a dance." Blaze walked up to the filly, and almost instantly she slapped him. He then proceeded to walk back to Ace and Wilson. "Okay let me hear your great strategy."
"As you can see," Wilson said looking around. "The female to male ration is about... 4-1. About 80% of the fillies who came here, showed up dateless. And if you think of it, every colt is going to be asking out the hottest ones, seeing that everypony is asking the hot fillies only, it makes them believe that they can control every colt here. You want to look for a girl with little to no makeup,"
"Why?" Ace asked.
"No one seems to believe this but, it seems that the more makeup a filly wears, the more of a bitch they become," Wilson said still looking around. "You want to look for a filly who is alone, and not a single colt has talked, or even looked at her. Asking them to dance will become such a shock, they will be glad that they are with you, not the other way around. They will want to do what you want, mainly because they don't want to lose you, insted of you not wanting to lose them. You may not get laid on the first night, but you may get a decent relationship."
"That sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Your saying I should ask someone like her to dance, insted of the hot ones," Blaze said pointing at a sad filly in the corner.
"Well she is kind of cute," Ace said. "Maybe I'll ask her."
"Hey!" Blaze said. "I saw her first, so if anything, I should be the one to ask her."
"Wait a minute," Wilson wispered to himself as the other two started fighting. He then started walking to the filly.
"Where the hell are you going?" Ace said.
"He is about to get rejected, because his idea is the dumbest thing he has every came up with," Blaze replied.
Wilson poked the filly on the shoulder and when she turned around, they both went into shock. "It... can't be," She said.
"Fluttershy?" Wilson said.
"No this can't be, everyone said that you died," She said turning away. "You can't be real."
"Listen to me Fluttershy, I never told you about what happened is because I thought you would sell me out for the bounty. The only reason I was sent to that dungeon for so long is because Princess Celestia said she felt an evil presence on me. She took off my bounty and made me a free colt. And you know me better then anypony else, I am not evil, and I know that you can tell."
Tears filled Fluttershy's face as she went to hug Wilson. "I knew you couldn't have been bad, everyone said you are but I just couldn't believe them."
Wilson hugged her back and with tears leaving his eyes he said, "I can't live without you. You're my best friend and you always will be."
"Holy shit," Blaze said in shock. "His idea actually worked."
"Okay girls with no makeup," Ace said looking around. "I'll ask that redhead over there, I like country fillies."
"Isn't that Big Mac's sister?" Blaze asked.
"Your right, ehh screw it so I get my ass kicked, atleast I will not leave here empty hooved."
"Okay," Blaze said looking around. "I'm going to ask that pink filly eating all of the cupcakes. I was always into the energetic ones."
"Here," Fluttershy said putting something around Wilson's neck. "You need this necklace more then me."
"You actually kept this?"
"Well I needed all the luck I could get when I thought you died," Fluttershy said. "You look so much different in a suit, you could say... it suits you."
"Wierd, my friends Blaze and Ace said the same things." Fluttershy looked at Wilson and he said, "No they are not hallucinations."
"Nice to see you made some friends," Fluttershy said smiling. "This one filly named Rainbowdash became my friend. When ever I saw her, it gave me self confidence to go on with my day."
"Eww Fluttershy is dancing with the biggest creep in all of Equestria," A filly said.
"I know right," another filly replied. "This whore must be desperate if she is willing to fuck him later on tonight." They both walked away laughing.
"What...the hell was that?" Wilson just said.
"They are just... two girls who bully me alot," Fluttershy said while frowning.
"Fluttershy, you have to stick up for yourself."
"I... just can't," Fluttershy said with a tear going down her face.
"Come with me," Wilson said. The two found a quiet place behind a building. "Okay I'm going to teach you something that my sister taught me, its called The Stare."
"What's The Stare?"
"It is a look in your eyes that is so intense, that you are able to drive anypony or anything emotionally unstable," Wilson said. "The secret to it is that you must be enraged, but calm at the same time. Your eyes must do more talking the your mouth does, I know it sounds wierd but once you learn how to do it, you will understand completely."
"I don't know about this," Fluttershy said.
"Trust me," Wilson said. "You have what it takes to do it. And if anything goes wrong, I'll be near."
"Okay I guess," Fluttershy said as she walked away. She was able to find the two fillies who made fun of her rather fast.
As she confronted them, one of them said, "Ugh what do you want?"
Fluttershy saw Wilson waving at her behind the two fillies, she closed her eyes and said. "Listen, you have made fun of me on a daily basis. Tormented me to the point of tears, but I have had it." She then opened her eyes and gave them The Stare. "You think you're so great because you can pick on the weaker and helpless, but your not. You are trash, you are the whores, and you will pay for everything you did to me."
The two were so scared they couldn't say a word, all they could do was run. Accidently bumping into Wilson, he said, "Hey." His eyes turned pitch black. "So I hear you like to make fun of outcasts. Makes you feel great, doesn't it? Well let me tell you this. If you make fun of Fluttershy or anyone ever again, I will find you. You can run, but I will find you. You can hide but I... WILL... FIND... YOU!" The two fell into fetal position and Wilson walked away.
"Thank you so much," Fluttershy said. "I've been wanting to say that for so long, but was to scared."
Wilson got up on his two back legs, put a hoof on his chin and said, "May I have this dance?"
"You know how to dance?" Fluttershy said.
"...To be honest I thought you did," Wilson said getting back down.
"That had to be the randomest thing I've ever seen you do," Fluttershy said as they both laughed. "Well I'll teach you if you teach me."
"This seems more like a fictional romance story then an autobiography about somepony's life, "Twilight said.
"I couldn't agree more!" Ender shouted.
"Well it's not," Wilson said.
"Are you sure?" Twilight asked. "It sounds like you two are more of a couple then friends."
"Well we are not."
"The only thing missing is the kissing scene," Twilight said.
"Well that didn't happen."
A few minutes passed and Wilson said. "Im going to be honest."
"Honest about what?" Fluttershy asked.
"Dancing... kind of sucks," Wilson said as he let go on Fluttershy.
"Well I dont see it as the greatest thing in the world," Fluttershy said. Wilson stared at her and she then said, "Yeah your right this does suck."
"You want to go back to my house and play some chess?" Wilson asked.
"Chess?" Fluttershy said. "I... guess."
"Ok poet, lets go." Wilson said. The two left the prom and started walking to Wilson's house.
"Hey Wilson can I ask you a question?" Fluttershy said.
"Yeah."
"Can I live in the guest room at your house?" She asked. "I have no place in Cloudsdale, and it would be a lot faster to help animals from there then in the sky."
"Sure, it's practicly your house as much as it is mine," Wilson answered. "If it wasn't for you, it would still be nothing more then a hallow tree."
All of a sudden a pegisi dropped to the ground in front of Wilson and Fluttershy. It was Mr.Shy.
"I'm not sure what you did, but Princess Celestia said your bounty is up and your a free mare," Mr.Shy said. "I saw and heard everything that you did with Fluttershy back at the prom. How you helped her deal with those bitches. When you two were behind the building at first I thought you would rape her, I was wrong. It's because of you, Fluttershy now has what it takes to live her life to the fullest." He put his hoof on Fluttershy's shoulder and said. "I've been waiting so long to say this. You can do what you want and when you want, I will not stop you. If you want to start a animal shelter, go ahead. If you dont want to go to collage, thats your choice. I will not stop you from your dreams."
"Really?" Fluttershy asked with excitement.
"Yes," Mr.Shy replied. He then looked at Wilson and said, "You're a good colt, I was wrong about you this whole time and I apologize." He then smiled, "You look really familiar, but I doubt that we ever met. I wish you two the best in life and an even better marriage."
"But we are not dating," Wilson said.
"Riiight," Mr. Shy sarcasticly said while flying away.
"See even Fluttershy's dad said you two are dating," Twilight said.
With rage in his eyes, Wilson said, "Shut... the fuck... up." Twilight was to scared to say anything.
There they were, sweaty and exhausted, fighting for dominance over the other. The glare in both of there eyes' said that they were determind. Niether would give up, not even for a second. Wilson had Fluttershy cornered and pinned, and with a single thrust of his hoof... he moved is pawn. Wilson exhailed and said, "It was a long battle... but in three more movies, your king will be down."
(Play the song How could this happen to my By: Simple Plan before reading on)
"Wilson... I'm sorry," Fluttershy said closing her eyes.
"Sorry for what?" Wilson asked.
Fluttershy opened her eyes and gave an evil smile and moved her bishop, "Cheakmate."
In complete shock, Wilson fell to his knees and screamed, "NOOOOOoooooooo! How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run. The night goes on as I'm fading away. I'm sick of this life, I just want to scream... how could this happen to me?"
"And then we lived happily ever after, the end," Modern Wilson said. "Well until I valenteered to help out the guards and spent five years of adventuring."