***Tom Pov.***
Once we got back I slammed the door to my trukk shut. Giblet climb out the window, as he ran over to me. “Com’on boss, I’m sure we’z can find somethin ta cheer yoo up! How aboot we’z go out dar an find da biggest thin’ we’z can find an Zog it! It skull will look nice on da front of da Trukk.” Said Giblet as I feel him climb up my back to sit on my shoulder.
“Look, Giblet. I’z glad yooz iz tryin’ to cheer me’z up but I just need som time ta-” My boot bump into something before I can finish, I looked down and saw what looked like a big drum? That wasn’t the only thing there was other junk scattered all over the place. “Wat da zog is goin on? Wat all dis ere junk?” I asked looking around at everything.
“Ere boss, have a look at dis.” Giblet called out pointing at something on the floor. I walked over and looked at the dust covered floor to see a footprint, just to be sure i placed my own boot next to it to see it was a little smaller than my own boot. One thought went through my mind as I realized what this could mean. The orks that were mushrooms were now awake.
“Dis is bad.” I said before rubbing my head. “I didn’t think dat all da other orks would wak up befor I’z get ere.” This was just perfect, the orks have woken up and done who knows what while I was away what else could go wrong today!? I almost jumped out of my skin when I heard the sound of fireworks going off behind me, I turned around to find confetti covering my truck and bloons softly floating into the air.
That when I saw the pink pony jump up and yell as loud as she could. “Surprise! Are you surprised? I hope you’re surprised, I made this super duper party just for you! I even made you a cake!” She yelled before shoving a cake in my face, I blinked at it as I stared at the pink ball of crazy that was in front of me.
“Look I even made little drawings in icing of you and everypony being friends! Do you like it?” She asked with a huge smile on her face. I just stared at her as my brain tried to understand what the name in Gork and Mork was going on, but all I could think to say was.
“Wot?” I said dumbfounded. What do you want me to say? I was not in the mood for this and I had other things to worry about then a-.
“WAAAGH!” Roared the voices of many orks who my guess where throughout the castle. I looked back to see shadows moving in the hallways and then it hit me, the pink pony fireworks must of set the orks off thinking they were under attack?! I could already hear them running to get to the throne room.
“Who’s that? Are they friends of yours?” Asked the pink pony as she giggled. “Don’t worry I can always get more snacks for everypony, my name Pinkie Pie.”
“Get in da Trukk!” I shout at her, only for pinkie pie to scratch her head. I didn’t mean to shout but i was kind of in a small panic that the orks will kill her as soon as they see her.
“What do you mean get in the Trukk? Is that a-” I grabbed her with my hand before she can finish with her question and opened the door to my truck with my powerklaw and chucked her inside. Giblet had already scrambled inside and pulled out a lasgun, he must of took it from the loot I got from that emperor guy.
“Keep her safe, stay in da trukk, don’t com out untel I’z say so.” I told them and slammed the door shut, it was just in time to as I saw what looked to be a mob of boyz. They were all yelling, shouting and looked like they were waving random things in the air. Some had clubs made of wood, others had to the orks small metal pans that they were slamming together to make loud noise. Then I saw the ones who look slightly more dangerous as they were holding up large sharp stones in their hands, but going by the way they were dressed they were a step up from being wild boys the clue was the fact they were wearing pants and shirts. Well as close to shirts as a ork could get. They were all shouting and yelling so much I could hardly hear myself think!
“SHUT IT!” I roared. I looked around at the other orks as they all stood there dumbfounded at my roar, good maybe I can get them to-.
“Yooz not da boss ere!” Yelled a ork who had what looked like a bandana on his head. This soon got the other orks shouting in agreement. There go my plan, I thought loki said they follow my orders?
“Ya! Yooz not da boss of us!” Shouted another ork in the back of the mob. I didn’t want to do this but it looks like I’ll have to fight them.
“Who’z iz da boss den?” I asked looking through the mob, that when a slightly larger shadow walked out from behind the mob. I stared gob smacked at the large ork that was walking out of the mob, he was a Nob, he must of attacked and fought the other orks to already get this big and I was a little shorter than him… Crap.
“I’z iz da Boss ere little runt.” He said, holding a large wooden club in one hand. The club even had some spikes in it for good maser. “Wat yooz want ere?”
I licked my lips as I look back at the truck and saw Giblet and Pinkie peeking out to watch what was going on. I had to think of something and come up with a plan, wait… I had a gun! “Not anymore yooz not!” I wiped out my big shooter and before I can pull the trigger the Nob smacks my gun out of my hands with his club and sends it flying across the room. I look at where my gun landed then back at the Nob before he swing the club over my head, I felt my skull ringing just before being sent flying into my truck.
“Ha Ha Ha! Dat it? Yooz not so trouth! Yooz just some runty git with a big ead!” The Nob laughed as my head was spinning, I heard a cracking sound and something fell at my feet. Looking down I saw it was my helmet… in two pieces and all the cd’s I had destroyed… I don’t know what came over me, I don’t know why the Nob laughing was making my blood boil, I don’t know why hearing these dummies laughing made me angry, I don’t know why I wanted nothing more then to bet the living daylight out of these snot brains! I don’t know, ta ell with it!
“Yooz broke me hat!” I yelled, catching the nob and the mob of orks by surprise. I don’t know what came over me or why I was so enraged but one thing was clear. I was going to smash his face in! “WAAAGH!” I shout in fury as I charged the nob and tople him over as I drive shoulder first into his gut. The nob tried to swing his club at me again to try and knock me over but this time I grabbed it in my powerklaw, with just one move it shattered to pieces.
“Dat was me lucky club!” Yelled the nob. As I got a lucky hit in with my fist in his face, but the nob got a hold of one of my shoulder pads and throw me across the throne room. I land on another ork as they scrambled to get out of the way. I didn’t have time to worry about them as I get up and run back into the fight with only one thing on my mind.
“I’z is goin stomp yooz good!” Not the best of comebacks but I was kind of mad right now. Also I put a lot of work into making that helmet before being sent here. The orks were cheering us both on, as we both laid into each other as our fists smashed into each other faces. My powerklaw latched onto one of the nob fists and crushed it the ork bellod in pain before punching me in the face and swinging me into a pillar before throwing me into the stone wall.
Okay that did hurt, despite the ork body I now have and how sturdy it is I’m pretty sure I’ve broken a rib. Maybe two or three going by how hard that nob just thrown me but now I had other problems. I rolled on to my belly and slowly tried to rise myself up, I then felt something in my mouth? I rolled my tongue around until I felt something and spit it out it was a tooth, no wait it was one of my teeth! I bared my teeth as I slowly looked back at the nob who was holding his wrist looking at his crushed hand.
“I’z iz goaan kills yea an take yooz skull as a trophy!” Roared the nob in rage as he ran up to me. I was still in the middle of getting up and I wasn’t sure if I could take another hit like that, that when the sound of a gun shot rang out. I blinked in shock as a small burn mark appeared on the nob shoulder. I looked to the truck and saw Giblet with the smoking laspistol.
“Oh bugger…” Said Giblet. The little gretchin whimpered as he saw the look in the larger ork eyes and Pinkie Pie was just behind Giblet. She had her hooves on the the little gretchin back as they both had a look of fear.
“Yooz little grot, I’z is goona kep ya an yoor little friend to.” Growled the Nob as he took a step.
“Dat enuff!” I short catching them off guard. I turn to Giblet and stand up on my own feet as I felt my powerklaw open and close. “This iz a fight between me and him, to see witch one of us becom da warboss. I’z happy yooz want ta help but I’z got ta fight dat git on me own.” Giblet looked worried before nodding his head.
“I’z sorry boss! I didn’t mean ta get in da way of ya fight.” He explained, Pinkie Pie looked on as I turned back to the nob.
“Sorry about dat, Giblet won’t get in da way of our fight again.” I added. Before pulling out my chopper and glared up at the ork. The larger ork didn’t look happy as he bared his teeth at me, I took a deep breath and yelled with all I was worth. “WAAAGH!"
The other ork yelled WAAAGH! As well before we went back to our fight, as the mod of orks cheered, as Giblet shorts for me not to give up and then from out of nowhere the pink pony join in. “You can take him Tom! Show that meany who boss!” I had to smile a little at that, maybe these ponies weren’t so bad after all.