Walking for quite a long distance in the snow, Luke still felt hurt and heartbroken after being gently rejected by Fluttershy, even if she was never trying to hurt his feelings and express herself in a very nice way to him. No matter how nice and kind she was to him, it still hurt him. Now he was thinking about how stupid he was falling for a cute pony like Fluttershy, and he was a human, it was definitely forbidden love.
Finally feeling his legs getting tired from all of that pacing through the snow, he decided to stop and take a break and rest harm eet for a minute or two. He didn’t care if the snow would give his ass frostbite, he was too depressed to even think about it.
“Grr, god damn it.” He muttered to himself in frustration. “I am such a fool liking a different species. I’m a damn sick person.” And he threw a little snowball out in the distance in frustration. Never has he felt so ashamed of doing something like this before, and really felt like he was messed up in the head.
Sitting in the snow under a willow tree, he began playing Take it on the Run by the infamous band: REO Speedwagon, over and over again and again without stopping or even bothering to listen to another song for quite a while.
“Man, I am such an idiot.” He thought to himself. “What am I thinking? Fluttershy is probably better off with Big Mac or another Stallion like him. Both of them can be timid and quiet, right?” Realizing he was thinking a little bit too hard, he made a small growl.
Another thing that worried him was that his friends will now think he is a freak. Okay, maybe not his closest friends, but the rest of Ponyville probably would was what he was worried about.
Spoiled Rich, the pompous and conceited mother of Diamond Tiara thought Luke was a little bit of a freak already, but he didn’t care and let that goal but now how will Fluttershy face him or be used to him living with her having a crush on her?
“You take it on the run, baby.” Luke sang out loud. “If that!a The way you want it, baby, then I don’t want you around.” The poor Human felt like shedding tears again, as a matter of fact, he felt three teardrops running down his cheek in heartbreak.
He was feeling so bummed about this, that he didn’t even care if he would suffer from hypothermia, and more snowflakes came pouring on his head and coat. While listening to the same tunes over and over again while feeling glum, he looked at the surroundings and saw more snow falling on the ground and a couple of deer pass by him.
“I’m so sorry, Fluttershy.” Luke said. “I’m such a retard doing that to you. I... hope you do ‘t think i’m a freak.” He suddenly got back on his feet. “If you don’t wanna come look for me, I understand, and i’ll Give you the space I need.”
Luke decided to walk on back to the cottage and get out his lightsaber so he can slice at a few things in the woods like trees, bark, logs, stones, and even large boulders to let out his anger, like a punching bag in a gym. Of course it was kind of a long way back to the cottage considering the fact that he made a long walk out in these fields of willow trees.
The human’s nose began to become runny, but he honestly didn’t care about that because of how torn he was. “Hey guys.” Luke said, coming in through the door. Many animals were happy to see him, and crowded around his legs to welcome him back home. “Ah, not now.” The Human sighed. “I’m not in the mood.” He couldn’t help but get some root beer for himself and drink away his sorrow, but it was a good thing that root beer wasn’t really alcohol.
All of the critters were confused and concerned for Luke, as a matter of fact, Linus the Lion, And Tyson the Tiger stood next to him and wondered what the problem was.
“I’m am such a fool.” He Said. “I admitted my true feelings for Fluttershy, and now she thinks I am weird.” Both big cats began rubbing their heads against the human’s lap to cheer him up. “Oh come here, you guys.” He Said, giving in to their kindness. They all supported and comforted Luke in any way they could.
It went on for about twenty minutes and Luke decided to have enough and finished his drink.
“Look, I gotta slash a few fruits or branches, or logs with my lightsaber for a while. I need to calm down from all this.” And he went upstairs to get his lightsaber and went back downstairs, hoping this would help him calm down.
All of the critter friends were still worried about Luke, but they decided to let him do what he wanted to do to soothe his soul.
“Don’t worry guys, I won’t take long. I’ll just be out there for an hour or two.” And he went back outside and closed the front door, and locked it when he shut it. “Alright. Now let me look for any stuff that I can slice through with this baby.” He thought. “I don’t wanna kill animals with it because that is too evil of me. So... oh yeah, snowmen. They are perfect practice dummy with my sword.”
He decided to go to the small willow tree fields he was sitting at before, and found a good spot to practice in the forest. He built up to five, six, or seven snowmen looking quite ready to be sliced by the lightsaber.
Luke ignited it, causing the green beam to glow and the sound of low humming heard. “Focus.” He said to himself. “Focus.” He narrowed his eyes at the first snowman, and charged at it with full zeal. He gave a small battlecry and slashed his lightsaber st the snowman like there was no tomorrow.
“I! Am! So! Stupid!” Luke said in full anger. For the final touch on his “victim”, he decapitated the head, and it dissolved when it hit the ground. “Okay, Okay, this is.... relaxing for me.” He muttered. “But let’s try this again.” The human turned his eyes to the other snowmen, and a small touch of evil appeared in his eyes, and hacked and slashed the others with no remorse. At least they were just snowmen.
He would never kill anyone or anypony of course, but he really wanted to let these negative feelings go. It was like an alternative to a punching bag like Muhammad Ali would use before he died a year ago. So far, he was feeling a tad bit better now than he was before when the yellow pegasus rejected her.
"Luke?" said a familiar voice. He turned around and he was surprised to see Fluttershy herself with a worried face. The human immediately put his lightsaber away and sighed. "What are you doing?" she asked him
"Not much, Fluttershy." Luke flatly replied. "Just trying to make myself feel better by using practice dummies for my lightsaber here. "Look, I am really sorry if I was such an idiot to ask you to be my lover. I know it can never work out between us because we are very different, but-"
"Shh." she gently shushed him by putting a hoof over his mouth, causing him to look confused. "It's okay Luke." she murmured tenderly. "I was thinking about it, and I want to make this work."
At first, Luke was surprised and didn't know what to think of this. Then, when he let the emotions sink in, he became very happy and thought that he wasn't such a fool after all. "Really?" he asked
"Of course. You have always been a good friend to me." Fluttershy remarked sweetly. "I think I should return the favor for you. Come one, let's go somewhere more private, hmm?"
"That would be a good idea." then they both walked together through the willow trees, and stopped in front of a frozen pond and a frozen waterfall to go with it. "wow, I hope any fish didn't freeze to death while living in there."
"Me too. But I'm pretty sure they will be fine when spring comes and they unthaw."
"Right."
"Umm, Luke?"
"Yeah?"
"Kiss me."
the human's cheeks flushed a big crimson red, and stammered at first. "Uhhh, i don't know it that's such a good idea."
"Pleeeeease?" she begged with her cute face showing at him.
Finally giving in, the human decided to pucker his lips and kiss his best friend in Equestria under the continuing falling snowflakes. At first it was a perfect moment, but right before they could touch lips, something stopped them.
"Luke?" it also sounded like Fluttershy's, except she was right here, or was she? "Oh there you are, I was looking all over for you. And.... who's this?" she noticed the look-a-like.
"What the, Fluttershy?" Luke said. There she was, walking up to him, possibly looking for him. Now the human was so confused about what was happening. "There's two of you?" he said, looking at one Fluttershy to another. "What the hell is going on here?"
Just then the Fluttershy had a shocked expression on her face. "Wait a minute. Luke, I'm the real Fluttershy, not here!"
"Wait, if you are Fluttershy then who are you?"
Then the other one had an evil grin on her face. She shift-changed into a tall, gaunt creature that looked like a pony except with insect like features such as the wings, and she was just as tall as Celestia. "Heeeeere's Chrysy! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Luke never felt so spooked and so scared about something like this before and Fluttershy exclaimed "Chrysalis!"