*Hi everypony.. I'm new at this so... yeah. Don't be afraid to bash me down.*
I’m a little strange. See, I’m a witch. So I got that whole magic thing down? So when my brony friend suggested I try to create a spell to take us into Equestria of course I’m all like: Oh hell yeah!! Three weeks of hard work and here we are, in the middle of one of those large fields ready to blast my spell.
“Okay, ready?” Ryan nodded and shouted “Let’s do dis!!” He was already standing in his casting circle so I stepped into mine. The circles lit up and wind surrounded us. Here goes nothing. I closed my eyes and focused. Take us to Equestria home to ponies, because we’re just those awesome bronies. I felt the magic released. The wind picked up and I was blown off my feet. Something hard hit my head and I blacked out.
I opened my eyes. I was leaning against a tree with sun shining down in my face. My head throbbed and I couldn’t get my body moving. A little ways away I saw Ryan against a tree stump. His back was to me so I called out his name. He stirred and looked around.
“Ryan! Behind you dummy.” Ryan turned and nearly fell over.”Oh, come help me up already.” Stumbling, the tall, brown-haired boy came over to me and stared at me. “Um...I could use a little help here...” He was oddly silent. Slightly irritated, I extended my hand out to him... oh. I stared too. In replace of my hand was a pale blue colored hoof. I looked down slowly in shock. Sure, I complain about my body half the time like any other girl, but this was ridiculous. I was a pale blue pony. I was lying on my back and felt oddly exposed without my usual anything-but-jeans-and-a-tee attire. Movement returned to my muscles and I sprang up.
“Eep! Stop staring!” Ryan looked me in the eyes and his look of shock slowly spread into a huge grin.
“Teehee, you’re a unicorn! Hahahahaha!!” I just glared at him. Sure, being a pony was kinda cool but...wait did he say unicorn? My eyes grew wide and I looked up trying to see my forehead. This only made him laugh harder...hard enough to end up rolling on the ground. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!” I could feel my usual temperament returning. “Stop effin’ laughing at me! This isn’t funny!” I stomped my foot...hoof. Slowly Ryan’s laughter ceased and he stood up, wiping tears from his eyes. “...teehee...” I glared at him again. “Now, how bad is it?” He looked me over.
“Well doc, I’d say we have our average pale blue unicorn...black mane and tail...with thick red streaks...and no cutie mark.” I made a sad face. No cutie mark??? WAH!!!!
“Well, what do we do now?” I asked glumly. “I mean, I ASSUME we made it since I’m a FREAKIN’ PONY!”
“Teehee...unicorn!” This started his laughing all over again. I just waited until he was done.
“Now then,” I said glaring at him again, “we should start with ‘where are we?’” Ryan pointed to something right behind my head. I turned and found myself snout (!?) to cardboard (?) with the WELCOME TO PONYVILLE sign. I turned back to Ryan. “Well then.” Ryan was serious for once. “We should go find Twilight first. She’s the smartest of the mane 6 so she might understand best.” I nodded and found my face half covered in straight black and red locks. I shook my head awkwardly and followed after the once again laughing Ryan.
We entered Ponyville cautiously. The ponies were busy with this and that so they didn’t notice the human hiding behind the new unicorn sneaking behind stands and buildings. Ryan had to redirect me a couple times but we soon found ourselves in front of Twilight’s house. Ryan knocked on the door. The lavender unicorn appeared in the doorway in only a moment. Her jaw dropped and she seemed to go into some kind of shock. (Can ponies even go into shock?)
“Who...what...where...how...”
“Hi. Can we come in?” Ryan asked sweetly, smiling at the unicorn. Twilight simply nodded and moved aside allowing us entry. “Thanks.” We entered and a little purple dragon with green spikes came running down the stairs.
“Twilight! Twilight! I found the book you were looking fo-o-o-o-whoa.” He froze on the last step. My eyes opened wide with delight. “Spike!” I ran, trotted, galloped, whatever you want to call it, toward him until I was face to face with him. “Ohmygoshyouareevencuterwhenyou’renotonthescreen!! Ohmygoshcanyoudothatfirebreathingthingyoudo?? Pleasepleaseprettypleaseiwanttosee!! Andwhatdothosegemstastelikewhenyoueatthem?? WhydoyouhaveacrushonRarity?? Shecanbeso...”
“ELISE!!” I froze midsentence. “Yes, Ryan?” “We should probably explain who we are and how we got here before you start acting like a hyped up fan girl.” I backed up from the terrified dragon for a moment. “Oh. Right.”
Twilight had regained her composure during my fan girl attack. “Please explain to me! Who are you?! How did you get here!? And most of all, WHAT is HE??”
Ryan began. “My name is Ryan. I’m a human. We came from a place called earth that’s not even in the same dimension, we think.” I continued. “And my name is Elise. I was a human. But the spell I used to get us here in Equestria must have turned me into a unicorn.”
Twilight thought a moment then began taking notes with the quill she was levitating with purple magic. “I have read about humans before. You say you used a spell? Nothing I ever read said humans could use magic.”
“I’m an exception. Very few of us can use magic and the few that can are usually locked up under the accusation of losing our minds.”
Twilight nodded and was intent on taking notes. Spike puffed up. “How did you know so much about me? And my crush on Rarity?? Oh no! Did Twilight tell you??”
Twilight chuckled at her assistant. “Spike...”
Ryan answered Spike. “Back where we’re from we had an entertainment system called television. One of the things that showed on the television was a show called My Little Pony and it had all of you in it.”
Here Twilight froze. “Wait, so back on your world you watched us for entertainment?” Ryan shrugged. “I guess that’s how you could say it.” The quill moved faster. “Spike! Send this to Princess Celestia.” The parchment rolled itself up and flew over to Spike who took it and blew green fire onto it. The letter flew out the window in a collection of green smoke and ashes. I hopped from hoof to hoof (weird) and had a major *SQUEEE* moment. Twilight looked at me strangely and Ryan just laughed. “Don’t mind her. She can be a little special.” I glared at him. I began to say a smart comment at him but was interrupted by Twilight. “I just told Princess Celestia everything you have told me. I also stated that I did not sense any threat in you and perhaps she would let you stay here under my watch.” Spike coughed and a letter materialized out of the green fire. “That was quick.” Twilight opened it and read it out loud.
“My Faithful Student Twilight Sparkle,
I trust your judgment. If you sense no threat from them, the human Ryan and the unicorn Elise may stay in Ponyville. However they are to remain under the Elements of Harmony’s supervision until I may arrive to meet them myself.
Princess Celestia”
Twilight finished reading and smiled at us. “Guess this means you have to meet the rest of us.” This means Applejack and Rainbow Dash and Rarity and Fluttershy and, (brace yourself), PINKIE PIE!! Screamed my brain. Ryan and I hugged each other. Oh yeah, now we’re living the brony dream.