The Hayngover

by ROFLBED0


The Final Ending

The Final Ending.

"Fluttershy , wake up." Twilight said calmly, trying to be as subtle as possible. "Where am I?" Fluttershy asked as she looked around to see her friends all standing around her. "We're in Las Pegasus." Rainbow Dash said. "Oh my I'm getting married today and theirs no way we could make it back in time." Fluttershy shy said almost with tears in her eyes. "Easy ther Sugar cube we can still make it as long as we leave right now." Applejack said already walking toward the balloon. "Alright lets." Fluttershy said. Pinkie and Rarity had to help her up as the roofies hadn't yep passed through her system yet. Twilight had taken Red Dawn aside. "So what gonna happen with us?" Red Dawn asked with a look of sadness in his eyes. " I don't know, I mean I was totally wasted last night, and." "Yep and of course that's supposed to fix everything, right?" Red Dawn said cutting her off. " That's not it at, I honestly think I want to be with you." Twilight said back. "Really, your telling the truth?" Red Dawn said with some hope coming back to him." "Yes, I would really appreciate if you would come back to Ponyville with me." Twilight said. Red Dawn ran up to her and locked her in a kiss that went on for at least two minutes. "Sorry to be a cock-blocker but we gotta get the hell out of here. Rainbow Dash said

Back in Ponyville.

Big Mac took up a step back and eyed the house that he and Fluttershy would live in. He had worked through the night and completed it. He had laid down again the log and looked at his watch it was almost 3:30, it was only 2 hours before the wedding was supposed to take place. Big Mac was starting to worry after what Twilight said; he himself was actually starting to doubt that the wedding was going to take place. He decided that he had waited long enough he was going to have to call. He pulled out his cell phone a dialed Twilight's number. He had waited for an answer. After seven rings the message information played. He left his message "Hello Miss Twilight, I just wanna know wheres you and Fluttershy had gotten off ta?" After hanging up he waited for a few minutes to see if she would call back. After ten minutes he had decided he had to get ready on the off-chance they made it back in time for the wedding. He had enter the house and took a shower then got into his tux. "I sure hope they make it back in time." He thought to himself.

In the Balloon.

Twilight laid by her new husband. She had grown quite fond of the idea of being married and she and Red Dawn were already making plans of moving in with each other. In another corner of the balloon Fluttershy was vomiting profusely over the side of the balloon. She was feeling like shit. This was the first time she had done drugs, plus she was feeling extremely nervous over the fact that her wedding was less than 2 hours away. "Um don't mean to be a backseat driver but I'm sure if we don't hurry, I'm pretty sure that we are going to be late for my wedding." Fluttershy said very quietly. "Don't worry I have an idea." Rainbow Dash said as Pinkie tied a rope around her. Moments later she hopped out of the balloon and began to fly, pulling the balloon behind her. The balloon to make an obvious increase in speed. "I have to help too." Red Dawn said tying a rope around and jumping out of the balloon and joining Rainbow Dash as she pulled the balloon. They were making good time as they neared the Everfree Forest. "I'm pretty we're gonna make it. Twilight said looking back at Fluttershy. "Oh shit, we're not even ready!" Twilight said as she lifted up Fluttershy's bag and pulled out a white dress that resembled Fluttershy's dress from the Gala. They all had to help her put on the dress as Fluttershy was still stoned. The others put on their dresses, Read Dawn put on his jump suit as he had nothing else to wear.

In the chapel.

Big Macintosh looked out the door into the pews. There was at least two-hundred ponies and stallions sitting there. He looked in the back pews and couldn't believe what he saw. Sitting in the back was the Alicorn sisters; Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. "Oh shit!" he thought to himself. The wedding was due to start in 10 minutes and Fluttershy still wasn't here. He pulled a flask out of his breast pocket and began to pound it down. He was seriously considering postponing the wedding.

Outside the chapel.

"Set ur down ther," Applejack said. Twilight lowered the balloon right next to the church. They all got out of the balloon; Twilight used her magic to levitate Fluttershy out of the balloon into her and Applejack's hooves. They carried her into the back room of the chapel. Big Macintosh was drowning his misery when he looked to see Twilight and Applejack carrying in Fluttershy followed by the others. "Where the hell ya bin?" Big Mac screamed as Fluttershy was handed to him. "Long story," Twilight said. Big Mac carried Fluttershy into the alter. As the others followed them into the alter, Red Dawn snuck up behind Twilight and stood her up on her hind legs and pushed her into the wall and began to slowly thrust. "Wait, wait not here," She said, "hmmm?" he said back to her. "I mean were in a church and there's like two-hundred ponies right outside that door," Twilight said back to him. "Okay, I guess can wait," he said. As she walked into the alter, he watch her flank as it swayed back and forth. Several erotic thoughts popped into his head as he walked followed her into the next room. Sometime while where exchanging vows, Fluttershy had regained total control of her body guess in time to kiss Big Mac and seal the deal. As they were exiting the chapel, several ponies stopped to wish them good luck in their marriage. One pony was Cheerilee, as soon as Big Mac saw her he couldn't help but blush. "Good Luck," she said as she hugged them both. As soon as they were outside they both made a full gallop for the Everfree Forest. "

Inside the Everfree Forest.

"Can I open my eyes now?" Fluttershy said as Big Mac covered her eyes. "Alright open yer eyes." He said removing his hands. "Oh my goodness." Fluttershy said seeing the new house for the first time. "I built it just for you," Big Macintosh said. "Umm where is the bedroom?" "Right this way," he said as he led his new wife though their home. He stopped and opened a door, inside was a well furnished room complete with a king sized bed. As Flutteshy walked in she slowly slipped out of her wedding dress, Big Mac did the same. Fluttershy spread herself over the bed and gestured Big Mac to come to her. Big Mac very quickly made his way over to the bed and got on as well. He moved in and positioned himself over Fluttershy. He was about to enter himself, when Fluttershy sat up and said, "Big Mac before we do this I need to know something.' "Anything." Big Macintosh said. "Did you have sex with Cheerilee?" Fluttershy asked. Big Macintosh said nothing, he was panicking, he thought he had ruined his wedding before it even began. "Yes, how did ya find out?" "I saw how you reacted when you saw her at the wedding." Fluttershy said. "I can understand if ya wanna get divorced." He said looking down. "No, I don't feel betrayed, if anything I feel even, if anything." "Whatha mean?" Macintosh said curiously. "Well remember when Braeburn came into town?" Fluttershy said looking away. Really, y'all did with ma cousin?" Big Mac said in disbelief. "Several times actually," She said feeling a little guilty. "You know what that's alright." Big Mac said back to her. "I love you," She said back to him. He had crawled back onto her and repositioned himself "Macintosh do me a favor." "What would that be Fluttershy." Big Macintosh asked. "Put a foal in me." She almost screamed. "That I can do," Macintosh said as he thrusted himself into her. He began to slam her faster and faster and she let out several squeals. They were both in pure ecstasy. Big Macintosh had been banging Fluttershy for almost 20 minutes strait. "Baby, im'a gonna cum!," He screamed. "Please Big Mac, fill me with your seed!" Fluttershy screamed back. At that very moment Big Macintosh unloaded his full load into Fluttershy's birth canal. "That was amazing, for the record you're ten times better than you cousin." Fluttershy said cuddling even closer to Big Macintosh. "EYYYYUUPPP."

At Sugarcube corner, the scene wasn't much different. "Don't worry honey, I'll be back up there in a minute," Mr. Cake said as he walked down into the basement. "Pinkie, not here the Cakes are gonna here us," Rainbow Dash whispered. "Come on Dashie, where's your spirit." Pinkie said trying to persuade Rainbow Dash onto the spare bed the Cakes kept in the basement. "Okay fine," Rainbow said getting on the bed, Pinkie soon followed her. "Where do I keep those extra trays at?" Mr. Cake said to himself as he searched the basement. He pulled back an old curtain, just in time to see an strange sight. Pinkie was making out with Rainbow while they fingered each other. As soon as Pinkie saw Mr. Cake , she got up and said "Oh, hi Mr. Cake I think I forgot to tell you but, me and Rainbow Dash are together now and I'm gonna have our foal." Pinkie said very quickly. "Umm, Okay," Mr. Cake said as slowly walked up stairs, Unclear of what he just saw.

In Twilight's house, she and Red Dawn slowly made their way up to Twilight's room as not to wake Spike. Once inside, Red Dawn wasted no time stripping Twilight of her dress. He pushed her to her bed and mounted her at once. He started pumping into her immediately. This was the first time she had sex while sober. Twilight I'm gonna cum! Red Dawn yelled. At that moment a large white flash appeared and out of it stepped Princess Celestia. "Hello Twilight, I just wanted to know how your trip was and…." She was cut off by the groan Red Dawn made as he cummed into Twilight, and Twilight's scream as she orgasmed. Princess Celestia just stood their and said, "Right, I'll be expecting a letter on your trip." Celestia snickered as she teleported away. "I think I might leave this out of my letter." Twilight said as she laid down next to Red Dawn and fell into a deep sleep.