The Hayngover

by ROFLBED0


Jackpot

Jackpot.

Everypony was starting to get over their high. "Alright now that that's over with did anypony learn anything that's useful?" Twilight asked. "I did." Rarity said. "What is it?" "A timeline, I think I know where Fluttershy is." "Really, where is she?" Rainbow Dash asked. "The Casino," Rarity said back." "Then that's where we have to go." Twilight said getting up and walking toward the door, "Thank you for the weed." Twilight said to Doobie and Mary Jane. "You are very welcome, we won't even charge you." Doobie said back. "Hugs!" Mary Jane said getting up and walking up to Twilight. As she reared up to hug Twilight, her bath rode fell off. Twilight couldn't help but feel awkward as she felt her body against hers. Rainbow Dash began to snicker as she saw the sight unfold in front of her. Pinkie didn't say a thing during the whole ordeal. She was terrified over the fact that she had been the reason that all of this had happened to her and her friends. "Whtt if I say something, what if they don't wanna be my friend anymore." Pinkie thought to herself. Her heart suddenly sank. "What if Rainbow Dash wants to leave me." After the thought she was holding back tears.

As they all walked out the door, Rainbow Dash looked back to see Pinkie was almost crying. "Oh my god Pinkie, what's wrong? She asked concerned. "Guys, I need to tell you all something. Pinkie said. "What is it sugar cube," Applejack asked. Pinkie took a deep breath and said "I know why we can't remember anything from last night." Twilight had suddenly become somewhat firm. "Why is that Pinkie?" "Because last night I put a party drug called Roofline in our cupcakes," Pinkie said bursting out into tears. "How could you Pinkie," Rainbow Dash said, "Because of you Fluttershy could be hurt, in jail, being raped, or even dead. "I don't know if I could live with someone who's that irresponsible." Pinkie said nothing, she slowly reached into her bag. "Whatcha gettin' Pinkie?" Applejack asked. Pinkie's hoof came out of the bag. In her hoof was the pistol, she took it and put it to her head. "Pinkie put the fucking gun down!" Rainbow Dash screamed. "Why, if I give birth to this foal, I'll probably end up killing it or something." Pinkie said crying. "Please I love you and I take back what I said. I love everything about you and I can't live without you" Rainbow Dash said fearing that at any moment Pinkie would pull the trigger and end her life as well as the life of her foal. "Please," Pinkie dropped the gun and ran into the arms of Rainbow Dash. "Please forgive me," Pinkie said hyper venting. "I forgive you Pinkie." Rainbow Dash said as she continued to hold Pinkie.

Twilight rushed to pick up the gun and put it in her bag. "I'm so sorry for scaring everypony." Pinkie Pie said. "It's alright, sorry for reacting the way I did." Rainbow Dash said. "I don't think Fluttershy is in any trouble of that magnitude." Rarity said we still need to check the casino. "Alright that's where we need to go now," Twilight said already walking toward the elevator. The others quickly followed her. As they rode down to the lobby, Applejack asked a question. "whats yer plan Twi?" Well we should ask the management if they've seen Fluttershy and if that doesn't work we have to call Big Macintosh." "No way, you don't know em' like I do, If we told him I don't know what he'd do." Applejack said. "Come he needs to know that way he can postpone the wedding and maybe even come out here and help us look." Twilight said trying to reason with her. "Okay fine," Applejack said looking away from the rest of her friends. As they entered the lobby the walked into the hall that separated the casino from the hotel, they saw just how big the casino was. The room was almost a square quarter-mile of slots card tables and restaurants. In the center of it all was the center desk. Twilight walked up to the desk and spoke to the operator. "Hello, we were last night and we lost our friend," Twilight said. "We haven't had any reports of missing ponies, sorry." The desk manager said. Twilight held her head down as she returned to her friends. "She isn't here," Twilight said pulling out her cell phone. She dialed in Big Macintosh's number and called.

Back in the Everfree Forest.

Big Macintosh had completed a major portion of the cabin he was building for Fluttershy and himself. "He had been thinking about all the choices he had made in the past few days. During this stint, he had screwed Cheerilee and Trixie. He had been unfaithful. He was worried, he had known Cheerilee for quite some time and he was pretty certain that she would keep her mouth shut. It was Trixie that scarred him, he knew she wasn't the friendly type and she wouldn't hesitate to ruin his life after what he did to her. He knew now that he was married he couldn't be so weak in the decisions he made.

He had just split another log when his cell phone started to ring. He answered it, "Hello," "Big Mac, it's Twilight." "Oh miss Twilight what can I do you for?" "Listen Big Mac." Twilight had trouble saying the rest. "There's not going to be a wedding." "What id' you just say."Macintosh said panicking. "Well we," "Twilight, come here," Twilight was cut off by Pinkie calling her over to the group. As she went back, she dropped the call. "What is it?" "We found Fluttershy!" Pinkie said pointing under a table. Sure enough was the yellow Pegasus with a pink mane. The other gathered around her "Come on Fluttershy, wake up we're getting you out of here." Twilight said. "The hell you are," A voice called out to them. In front of them stood a blue stallion with a white mane and a die for a cutie mark. To his sides were two bodyguards , each carrying a gun. I won that little whore in a game last night and I don't intend on giving away my winnings for free, but I'd gladly sell her back to you if pay me 34,000 bits. "Well um mister, oh wait what's your name again?" Twilight asked the stallion." "Black Jack," he replied to them. "I've got a better idea." A voice called from behind them.

Red Dawn walked in front of them. "What would that be?" Black Jack said. "One hoof filet, If I win I take back Fluttershy, if you win you can have this," He said as he raised his leg to reveal a gold horseshoe. "Fine," Black Jack said as he sat at a table with Red Dawn. The two pulled out knives and began to stab the table between and around their hooves. After two minutes, Red Dawn began to pick up speed. Black Jack tried to keep pace but made a mistake and stabbed his hoof, going all the way through and pinning it to the table. "AAAAHHHHHHH" Black Jack let out a scream and said "Shoot this bastard." His bodyguards let out screams as they fell to the floor. Twilight looked to the side to see Mongol standing there holding a pistol." She hugged him, "Mongol how did you get out?" she asked. "Simple I'm a unicorn," he said to her. Red Dawn had lifted up Fluttershy. "What is that gold horseshoe for?" Twilight asked. "Really," he said confused. He lifted up her horseshoe and to her surprise she too had one. "They're wedding shoes and if you don't remember we got married last night at the Stallion Club, and Mongol was the one who married us." Red Dawn said. Twilight was speechless. "Sugar Cube, I know this might not be the best time but we gotta get the bride back to Ponyville fer her weddin'." Applejack said. As they all began to walk away, Black Jack called for them. "You can't just leave me here." He said still stuck to the table. "Yer right, let me help ya." AppleJack said as she applebucked him off the table and into the wall.