Abducting Majesty
Three months had passed since I torched my practice after seeing those witches and finally, my new practice has been completed, woo-hoo! Of course I have lost money over being closed that long but hey, when you're the top princess a loss in revenue isn't going to hurt that much. Remember how I didn't charge those witches anything but said that the next patient from Ponyland was going to pay dearly? I'm not sure when I'll get another one but I do have a plan. If she won't come to me, I'll go to her! I know where that portal is and I plan on using that to my advantage.
Here is how it all played out. It was early on a Saturday morning and you all know how I am when it comes to me watching My Little Human and Littlest Pet Shop with my lovelies? Well there were no new episodes on and they would show the same ones the following day so I decided I would start my day early. Yes my girls were wondering where the hell I was headed but I simply let them know it was classified. The first thing I did was head to my practice, grabbed a horn cap and my saddlebags. One may wonder why I was not taking any of my equipment but I decided that I would not work on this one in Ponyland. I decided I would bring her here. After all, trying to do work without electricity would not go over very well.
As I headed through the forest I could hear the timberwolves growling but hey, I'm the most powerful Alicorn in existence so one single bolt of energy from my horn would destroy them. Eventually I reached the cave where the portal was and I went through. When I arrived in Ponyland it was probably around midday. Naturally I would have to some aerial recon to find Dream Castle and hope the hell I was not spotted.
Eventually I found Dream Castle by the time late afternoon arrived and unfortunately, I could not just go barging in, disable her magic and take her home with me, or could I? I know Majesty is powerful but once I get this horn cap on her, dealing with her and getting her home will be easy so despite it being a risky move, I headed in hoping to find her.
Now this is something unbelievable, she was sitting in her throne room with nopony else around! I headed in and apparently she was expecting some company but she greeted me by the wrong name. If I remember correctly I think she called me Moonstone but that doesn't really matter because I was able to catch her off guard, flew up to her and got that horn cap on her. Once I got the cap on her and she got a better look at me, she realized I wasn't Moonstone. Want to know the funnier thing, just as I started to levitate her out of there the real Moonstone showed up and saw me carrying her out!
Luckily this pony was the only one who saw me abduct her, in broad daylight no less. Once I got her to the portal we went through and suddenly found ourselves in the Everfree Forest. Good, now I just need to get her to my practice and punish her for those witches coming and contaminating my old one.
The Unscheduled Appointment
One thing I discovered is that while I was in Ponyland no time must pass in Equestria because noon still had yet to arrive which made me very happy. Now once we got into town she started causing a ruckus and everypony started staring at me in shock, wondering what I was doing dragging a unicorn through town. Oh well, they know better than to question me, well those who do not want to get punished in a rather painful way that is.
I swear, for being from a land where ponies aren't supposed to use profane language she sure has a potty mouth, nothing like she is in my sister's old My Little Pony comic books. Hell, maybe Megan got all pissy one day and she learned it from her. Once I got her into my practice and got her secured in the chair I decided that I would finally talk to her and let her know the real reason I brought her here.
Naturally she wasn't thrilled when I told her that I was going to punish her for letting those witches cross into MY country but there was one positive, she did thank me for casting them into Tartarus. Well that is nice and all but she still isn't going to get away with this.
Now I knew that she was an incredibly powerful unicorn given that she rules the roost over in Dream Valley but there was one problem. I didn't see even one pretty when I barged into her castle and I honestly didn't feel like having to take her all the way back there just to get something. Oh well, I'll figure something out.
Now for the appointment, I had to use a stun spell on her just to get her to shut up and sit still. When I got her mouth open I would be thoroughly pissed. Despite her being a queen, she had yellowed teeth and a cavity! It is quite obvious that she doesn't really give a shit about what other ponies think of her. It is either that or they know that if they don't show her love and adoration, that she will vaporize them.
Remember how I stunned her? Well she was in a very peaceful state while I was cleaning her teeth but once I injected the sedatives into her mouth, she let out a loud scream and she smacked me! Yep, she smacked me and now she must be punished! I already have something planned but I'll wait until later to share that. After all, I don't want to spoil the surprise!
Again she started being Queen Potty Mouth and since she smacked me, I smacked her back but much harder. Once she quieted down I got to work on that filling but it would not be easy. She continued to shake her head around, bite down on my instruments and continued to cuss me so I finally decided to give her a general sedative. I had no choice but to sedate her completely to do this.
Once I did that the procedure was a piece of cake. After I finished I just decided I would let her come to. Like I said, I saw absolutely no pretties in her throne room when I abducted her but there is still her treasury. While I could only imagine what she has in there, I honestly didn't feel like going all the way back to Dream Castle and likely having a bunch of pissed off ponies ranting at me so I took a close look at her and realized that rather than taking something worth value from her, I could take something with a whole lot more meaning....well for her anyway.
Collecting My "Payment"
Once she began to come to I decided that I would do something very important, LECTURE HER! There I stood before the scowling queen and began, "You know, for somepony who is in such a high level of power, not to mention loved by all her subjects, you sure let your teeth get in bad shape."
I swear, her response was hilarious. She told me that since she is the Queen of Dream Castle, that she doesn't get cavities. She is just as bad as Celestia, claiming that because of who she was that she wouldn't get cavities. Luckily for me though, she didn't have TiaCare! I would rather become a charity dentist than have to even see one of those damn cards ever again....oh wait, I would rather they try giving me a TiaCare card so I could smack them than go giving out free dental work....that won't pay the bills.
Once she finished her rant I asked her how she was going to pay. Naturally she refused to pay since I abducted her, dragged her to a strange land and smacked her. Hey, she smacked me so she had it coming! Besides, she should be thanking me for filling that cavity. It is UNCOUTH for royalty to have any dental problems.
Something funny came across my mind at first but then I decided to choose against it. I was going to take Majesty back with the horn cap on, take my sister with me and expose Majesty to her subjects for not taking care of her teeth! I would have then convinced her subjects that she was unfit to rule and had Lyra take over in her stead. The reason I eventually chose against it is because I had my concerns about my sister running across that Rainbow Bridge she is always talking about to be with that human that visits Dream Valley. Besides, I would miss my sister.
I was standing there thinking about what I could do until something truly fantastic crossed my mind. I headed to the front desk and called home. Luckily for me Starlight answered and I told her to grab a glass jar and get her flank over ASAP. Just a few minutes passed and my lovely showed up. I led her back to my patient and told her that she didn't have any way to pay me. I then leaned to her hear and whispered, "Starlight, since she can't pay me take her cutie mark and put it in the jar you brought over. I want it as a knick-nack on my mantle.
You should have seen the look on Majesty's face as my lovely unmarked her and that equal sign appeared on her flank. After that I told Starlight to stay and guard it while I took Majesty back to her portal. I removed the cap from her because with that mark, she is mediocre at everything and wouldn't even pose a threat to a newborn.
Get this, all the way back to her portal she was crying about how she wasn't the powerful unicorn her subjects knew and loved anymore! Oh well, it ain't any skin off of my ass and besides, she had to be punished because those witches couldn't pay me! I couldn't just let Ponyland get away with some of their residents not paying me!
I finally got her to the portal and this is when I decided I must drain this portal. After all, I could see her sending some of her goons into Equestria to retrieve her mark. Yeah I'm sure I could handle her whole army on my own but still, that would take time out of my busy schedule. It might cause me to lose some lovelies time, it might make me miss a new episode of LPS or it might make me have to reschedule a few appointments, so I shoved her through and drained that portal.
The good news in the end is that I don't have to worry about bad things coming through that portal. Yes I did enjoy Truly's company when she came through but freaky bubble bath mixes aren't going to pay the bills. The bad thing, well for Majesty anyway, she will be mediocre at everything for the rest of her life, her subjects will likely depose her and her teeth will wind up rotting. Oh well, she asked for this. She begged for it and naturally I gave her what she asked for.