My next rant took place at a time I generally would not schedule patients for but because of a troublesome candy maker and all the problems she caused me, I had to reschedule some appointments. Remember how I said that I had a few patients in the waiting area when I dragged Twist over to her house so I could collect my payment? Well it was those three that I had to schedule for a Saturday. On that day I had Lily, Daisy and Roseluck come in for their appointments. This should be fun, very fun!
When they came in they were cheerful like they normally are and surprisingly, so was I. Yeah having to work on them meant that was one less day with my lovelies but hey, I'll still have some eye candy so it's no biggie. Naturally though, before I would work on any of them I asked them how they planned to pay. All three of them pulled out their insurance cards and handed them to me. They had Floral Associates, LTD insurance. Now I had never even heard of it but I did want to make sure it wasn't a subsidiary of TiaCare. I looked on the back of their cards and luckily for them the number was not that of TiaCare or anything close to it so I took all three of them back at once. Hey, three sexy flanks to stare at all at once beats only one at a time, right?
Lily Valley
The first hottie I got to work on was Lily Valley. Like many patients she was apprehensive about getting up in the chair and when it came to opening her mouth, I had to pry her mouth open with my magic. Now I honestly don't know why she was so scared, all she had was a thin layer of plaque on her teeth. Perhaps she was scared because she saw how I was with Twist but hey, she didn't need to be. As long as a patient takes good care of their teeth and pays me, I'm fine!
Ok, about her teeth. They weren't in bad shape but still, she had a layer of plaque on her teeth so she had to be punished. How I would go about this I'm not sure but I'll come up with something. Now one thing did piss me off, she began to bite down on my equipment as I was cleaning her teeth! Normally I would have smacked her or yelled at her but in her case, I figured billing her a bit more would suffice.
It didn't take me long to get her taken care of but since I took them back all at once, I decided that I would simply run all their cards at once when I was done with them. However, I did want to do a little something fun. Before I let her out of the chair, I held Lily in my aura, leaned in and began to talk in a tone of voice that would make most ponies fear for their lives. Then came the fun part, since her mouth was nice and clean I kissed her! I held her in a deep kiss and the responses from Daisy and Roseluck confirmed something I knew all along. They yelled at me for kissing their marefriend!
Yes, now maybe I can use this as leverage against the other two. If they have bad teeth or can not pay me, I'll just take Lily away from them! Why didn't I think about that when I was dealing with Flitter and Cloudchaser? Rather than being mean and biting off body parts, I should have just kissed them because they have had a thing going on since they were fillies. Oh well, I can't turn back time but with these three, I could use my power in any way I wanted to.
Daisy
Once I got Lily taken care of, I got hottie number two secured in the chair, Daisy. Much like her marefriend, she was apprehensive about opening her mouth. When she opened her mouth though I would not be overly pleased with what I saw. Her teeth were covered in plaque to the point where they were somewhat yellow. Now this is just disgusting! To make matters worse she had a couple of cavities. Like with Lily, I was not going to abuse this hot little florist but I did give her a very stern lecture about the importance of taking care of her teeth before I got to work on her.
Given the nature of her problems, I decided I would clean her teeth first, which was rather taxing. While I have had many, many ponies with teeth in far worse shape than hers, that plaque wound up being a royal pain to remove. I'm not sure what the hell she eats but if I were to have my way, that diet of hers would change pronto.
Once I finally got that plaque cleaned off I went to take care of those cavities. Of course she shied back when I grabbed the needle to inject the numbing agent into her mouth. Of course I expected this because anypony would be scared to see a needle coming at their mouth. Surprisingly she took the shot quite well and once her mouth was good and numb I got to work on the cavities. Taking care of those cavities was a cakewalk because they weren't that deep and she sat still.
It didn't take long for me to get that done but there was still one little problem, those yellow teeth. Ugh, she may be a little hottie but those teeth are a major turnoff. Now I had two choices, I could either use the most high power tooth whitening agent on the face of the planet or I could just use my magic to fix them. I decided to go with the whitening agent because using my magic for this would not only be extremely expensive, but it would go against my core beliefs.
Like I said, this whitening agent is very powerful. It is also rare, so rare that I am only one of three dentists on the face of the planet to possess it. She gave me a nervous look as I began to scrub her teeth with it but you're not going to believe this, it only partially removed the stains! What the hell does she do, drink five cups of coffee or more a day? Well I asked her about this and she drinks seven cups a day. How the hell could anypony stand to drink that much of it. Hell one cup a year is more than enough for me! I'll tell you one thing, if I had my way her coffee drinking days would be over.
Eventually I had to resort to the most expensive method possible, I used my magic to whiten her teeth. I'm not sure if her insurance will even cover magical tooth whitening but if it doesn't and she can't pay me, I have other plans in mind, plans that her marefriends may not like but plans that I certainly will like!
Roseluck
Once I got Daisy taken care of, I got the third and hottest of these hotties up into the chair, Roseluck. Remember how I told you that getting her marefriends' mouths open was tough? With her it was even more difficult, even with my magic! Oh boy, she must be hiding something, something that she knows will really piss me off.
Once I finally got her mouth open I would be disgusted by what I would see. Wouldn't you know it, the sexiest of the three would have to have the worst teeth. She had three rotted teeth, six cavities and advanced gingivitis. Now this is a problem, a major problem. When I told her the bad news she screamed, "The horror, oh the horror!" That has always made me a bit, or should I say a lot, turned on.
Like always, I would clean her teeth first which actually proved to be no problem as she has seen me before for a teeth cleaning. Of course back then she took care of her teeth and had no reason to do her sexy scream but that was then, this is now. After that I decided it was time to take care of those rotten teeth. We can't have the absolute sexiest florist in the history of ponykind walking around with rotted teeth now can we?
Of course first I had to sedate her mouth with the most powerful sedatives I had. Once that took full affect I began my work. With her I decided to be extra delicate because I'll admit, I did have plans for her. First came removing the rotted teeth and putting in implants and like it always is, blood ran out from where those teeth were but luckily for her, I had my liquid sucking device to take care of it. After all, I didn't want her choking on her own blood.
Once I got the implants put in I took care of those cavities while the sedative was still keeping her mouth numb. Her cavities, much like Daisy's, were relatively shallow and caused me no problems which was good for her because it was just a few minutes after I got the last cavity filled that the sedative began to wear off. Yes it was somewhat uncomfortable for her but hey, those implants are going to be much more preferable for her than those rotted teeth would have been.
Now for the gingivitis. That had to be taken care of no matter what the cost so I decided to simply use my magic to get rid of it, at an extremely high cost. She better hope that her insurance covers most if not all of this because if it doesn't, she may not be able to pay me what she owes me and you know what happens to ponies who can't pay me what they owe me!
The Aftermath
Once all three of them were taken care of, I led them up front to run their cards through. Despite them all having the same insurance, I knew that they would have different co-pays given what had to be done to them. I decided to first run Lily's card since she required the least work and guess what, when I ran it through it said that I was out of their company's network. This of course meant that I would get the same result from the other two cards. Normally this would really piss me off but this time I was excited, very excited!
I knew these mares had no way to pay me what they owed me and they looked scared because they knew how I was when it comes to things like this. Given the seductive looks I was giving them I didn't think they would be nervous, I thought they would be just as, if not more excited than I was.
I began to discuss with them what their punishment reward would be for not being able to pay me. I told them that come Monday morning, I will be rescheduling appointments and that we were heading to Canterlot so they could sign their property over to me. Hey, they owed me a lot of money and I wasn't about to let them get off scot-free. One bit of good news for them though, I decided to let them keep their business so they can continue to contribute to society. Besides, one day I may decide to marry Amethyst or Sea Swirl and I do need a florist for the wedding, if it ever happens.
When I told them this Roseluck, just like always, yelled, "The horror, oh the horror!" Come on now Rose, don't do that! You're making me want to set my next part of the plan into motion right away! You know what, forget it. I decided to do it right then and there. I called the house and told Starlight that she can dominate the harem all she wants and to punish anypony who doesn't let her do what she wants to them.
Once I got that done, I decided to tell the sexy florists about the rest of what would happen. I brought out the customer/doctor agreements for each of them and told them that they would become part of my harem. I told them that I could do whatever I wanted to to them and that it would most likely result in some very sexy and wonderful moments. They seemed unsure at first but once I told them that they could continue to engage in the sexy times they do together at home, they enthusiastically agreed. Sweet! I now had three more lovelies, very sexy lovelies!
After I got off the phone with Starlight I led my lovelies downstairs for their initiation ceremony, one in which I was certain they would enjoy just as much as I did. What made this extra fun was that while I worked on one of them, the other two worked on each other. I tell you, their squeals got me so hot, especially when Roseluck would call out, "The horror, oh the horror!" I'm going to love owning these three, perhaps even more than Sonata and you know how good she is!
Given that my harem is getting huge, I decided that I was going to do something I should have done a long time ago. I am the number one princess so I decided to seize Twilight's castle and make it MY castle. What was her bedroom became MY bedroom! Of course I had to make a few changes. I knocked down a couple walls to make it big enough to accommodate me and all my lovelies. Hey, we needed a huge bed in there because I decided I would force all of them to sleep with me every single night!
Yes Twilight objected to this at first but all I had to do was remind her of our agreement and that got her in line. Besides, I was getting sick and tired of not having her with me every night. With it being MY castle now, that map thing of hers had to go and so did the thrones. Where she and her friends will hold their mindless cutie mark meetings from now on I'm not sure but I don't care, well unless one of her mindless adventures keeps her from performing her royal duties!
Now with this taken care of, I have plenty of room to allow my harem to continue to grow and grow but there is one problem, most of the hotties in town already belong to me. Hell, maybe Cadence will be unable to pay sometime in the future and I can force her to divorce Shining Armor and move in with me. Now that would certainly be fun, tons of fun, not just for me but for my harem as well.