This story is a sequel to Colgate's Rants 4: Fans' Choice
While Colgate has seen many, many irritating patients, the supply never seems to run out so this is her next list.
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Your pulling the strings or... floss of my heart.... or mouth..
She's never going to run out of bad patients, is she?
Talk about corruption!
7961459 Oh there's plenty more to come!
Oh boy. She's all powerful now.
Wow. What a corrupt dentist. Still, this was quite the story! Great job!
7976869 Oh her corruption will never die. I'm thinking about doing a rants about other Hasbro series since she claimed her number one prize in Equestria. If I do that, I think the Biskit Twins from LPS would be very fun since they are wealthy and the LPS versions of pre-reformation DT and SS. Blythe will be a fun non-rant. Yes if I do that they would be ponified as would all the other human characters. The pets though, they would be sent to Fluttershy.
7976874 Oh boy.
7976880 Of course there is also the bumbling dog catcher on Pound Ponies and his midget, over-bearing mother. I've seen a few minutes of that and I swear, they make him dumber than Braeburn.
7976884 Interesting.
7976874 If you do make those Biskit Bitches suffer. I can't stand them!
I just almost expect that some lawyer will actually read the patient/provider clause, find some issue with it that basically ends up making it null, and Colgate's life comes crashing down cause now every non paying patient has a right to sue and she's basically committed treason....well, all of them post Tirek since her coronation would have nullified all charges up to then.
So...Colgate is an absolutely horrible person who physically and verbally abuses her patients, has enslaved several ponies, stolen children, destroyed an empire, dissolved a marriage, and somehow has approval from GOD. Why are we rooting for her again?
Additionally, why are people so dumb they keep coming to her and/not having a way to pay her despite public knowledge of how awful she is?
She's cheating on Amethyst and Sea Swirl? I thought they knew about her harem.
7978269 Well Colgate is a pony and this is Equestria we are talking about. There is no "god". LaurFa is the Creator and she is fine with it....she would be deemed as a Goddess. Ponies go to her because the next nearest dentist is hundreds of miles away and it is cheaper for them to go to her. Also, many don't know about her ruthless methods of collecting payments. And yes she has stolen children. She is the number one princess in the end because of the nature of her contracts so she can do anything she wants to. She took the Cake Twins because she thought their parents were unfit, she took Flurry Heart because Flurry loved her and wanted to mold her into something more than Cadence would have....besides, Cadence wound up being her slave anyway.
Regarding Amethyst and Sea Swirl, they know about the harem but Colgate just said cheated to make herself sound more corrupt. We root for Colgate because she wants ponies to take care of their teeth! Besides, who wouldn't love a pony who punishes the bad ones?
7978283 ...In what way are most of the ponies she harms 'bad ones?' Just because they don't take care of their teeth?
7978286 In the eyes of Colgate, yes. Just as she is in my "Colgate's Practice" series, she is obsessed with forcing proper oral hygiene on ponies but in the "Rants" stories, she also focuses on the business side of things.
7978292 She seems pretty bad to me. Funny but bad
7978297 These "Rants" stories are meant to be trollfics. That is why I made her seem a lot worse than your normal dentist would be but in the "Colgate's Practice" series, that is the true her. Of course in it, it is primarily based around bad teeth and not much around the business aspect of things.
7978308 Which one is the Practice series?
7978311 To see them you have to have it fixed where you can see the mature stories because they contain extreme gore.
Either click to see all my stories or in the search bar, switch it to stories and type in Colgate's Practice. There are four of them so a link to the second one is on the first one and so forth. If you love gore fics, I'm sure you'll love them.
7978327 Ah
Colgate is a hoe.
Found it!
so she is going to unofficially make ponies her slaves? I LOVE IT! It says something about her if she has so much corruption.
The Creator of Mlp is here now.
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Yep and that is why Colgate didn't punish her any, she is her Creator.
Did Colgate murder the Dentist from the crystal empire so to get more money wow dark
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You know Colgate will stop at nothing to satisfy her insatiable hunger for money.
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yup colgates is slowing becoming corrupted or already is a corrupted.
her corruption will never stop until the end of time.
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Nope, she has been corrupted beyond the point of no return here.
ok that is just evils
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and I wonder if Tirek can steal Faustion magic if he was still alive. if so he would be unstoppable
good thing Tirek is dead
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Tirek was in his old, frail state when Colgate took him in so no, he couldn't.