As you all know, with the exception of the Cake Twins, most of my patients have been adults but one day I had a school aged filly come in, alone! Yep, Twist came in alone. What I'd like to know is where the hell her parents were. Certainly she isn't living alone already at her age. Well she handed me an insurance card, "Candy Makers, Inc." insurance. What the hell, she has her own insurance plan at such a young age. Well I'm sure her parents pay the premiums for her so I took her back.
As you all know, she makes candy canes and other types of sweets and often uses high fructose corn syrup which is far worse for the teeth than real sugar is. Now this is one strike against her and I have a feeling that she probably taste tests her treats before deciding to sell them. I have a feeling that this is going to be a very long, taxing appointment.
Surprisingly, she headed back with me and got in the chair with no problems. Either she is a very brave filly or she brushes six times a day if not more. When she opened her mouth I discovered that it was the former rather than the later. Her teeth were in horrendous shape! She had one rotten tooth, which is fewer than I thought, seven cavities, no big surprise there and a couple of her teeth were about to break apart. I have a feeling I will be making a killing with this appointment.
First I decided that the rotten tooth had to be taken care of so after numbing her mouth I ripped it out and screwed in a replacement. While I was doing this she screamed and then kicked me! Yep, she kicked me! While she did no damage and luckily did not bite me, well at that point, I figured a simple fifty bit addition to her bill would suffice.
Next up would be doing the fillings and she seemed to be a bit afraid of the equipment I use to fill teeth because she shied back when I went to drill a bit before I started doing the actual filling. Now here is where things began to get interesting. The numbing agent was beginning to wear off and she began howling in pain. It is always so much fun to see them howl in pain but it did piss me off. As you all know I listen to Judas Priest and other classic metal a lot in my office and suddenly I couldn't hear it so I did what any good dentist would do, I smacked her.
Unfortunately that did not have the desired results. I hoped it would shut the little rat up but all it did was cause her to start using words that a filly should not be using! Now I must punish her for behaving in a way that is uncouth for fillies so I took her out of the chair, took her over my foreleg and beat her flank until it was red. Damn I love being the most powerful pony in Equestria because I can do anything I damn well please and get away with it.
After beating her flank and making her cry like a newborn foal, I strapped her back in and got back to work on her. Finally I got her cavity filled but there was still one problem, those teeth of hers that were about to break apart. I couldn't help but wonder what to do with them. Would I just smash them and give her implants or would I wait for them to fall apart on their own and wait for her to come back for a second appointment? I decided I would do the former because I do not like her and her desire to ruin everypony's teeth and I did not want to have to put up with her again....well any time soon.
Here is what I did, I slugged her so hard it shattered her teeth and knocked a couple others out. Oopsie, I'll have to give her more implants! She was fuming at this point and started calling me every name in the book. What a little bitch. I decided the hell with it and drug her up to the front and ran her card through. I would not be pleased with what happened when I ran her card through, it was declined because I am out of their company network. I looked at the phone number on the back of it and sure enough, it was another subsidiary of TiaCare and you know how I feel about ponies who give me TiaCare cards!
Ok, this rat is in for it now. Even though there were a few other patients in the waiting room I grabbed her in my aura and dragged her to her house. I began to look around and I saw something I wanted, something that would devastate Twist. I decided to confiscate her candy machine. Her parents were home and they threatened to turn me into Celestia for abusing their rat and stealing their daughter's method of contributing to the family. Of course when I told them that I'm the number one princess in Equestria they began to beg and plead with me but I didn't care. I'm taking this and to top things off, I banned the production, consumption, possession, transport and sale of all treats with high fructose corn syrup in it in Ponyville and everywhere within a 100 mile radius of it.
Naturally as I was hauling that candy machine off to my treasury Twist and her family were claiming they would go out of town to see another dentist. Well that ain't happening because I faxed every other dentist in Equestria and told them not to take Twist or her parents as patients because they are non-paying bums. To make things better I got replies from them all saying that they won't accept them. Good, I am beginning to think that I should do this with every patient who either can't pay me or pisses me off in any other way. I'll make it to where once you are a patient of mine, you will always be a patient of mine. Hey, I can confiscate property, confiscate valuable possessions or in worst case scenarios, cast them into Tartarus.
Remember this, nopony tries to cheat me out of my money nor do they treat me in a disrespectful manner. If they do, they might wind up just like Twist. They'll have their means of making a living taken away, they'll get injured, I'll fix it to where no other dentist will see them and like I did with one pony in the past, I'll destroy their credit rating. Long story short, if you wrong me I OWN YOU. Damn I love being the most powerful pony in Equestria!