The Hayngover

by ROFLBED0


Friends in high places

Friends in high places.

"What the hell was that?" Rarity yelled feeling the explosion from the Stallion Club. Only Twilight knew of Mongol and of the choice he made. "We need to get back to the hotel and talk to Doobie." Twilight said turning the balloon in the direction of the hotel. "How do you know this?" Asked Pinkie. "A friend told me, lets just leave it at that. "Twilight said looking away from her friends. After a few minutes of flying the five reached the landing pad of the Celestia's Palace hotel. "First we need some information about the room Doobie's in." Twilight said walking toward the desk. "Oh no, that asshole is back." Rainbow said looking to the desk at the desk manager that eye-banged Pinkie. "We no choice we have to talk to him." Pinkie said walking up to him.

"Hello sir," Pinkie said nervously as she walked up the desk. "Well, well, well look who's back." The desk manager said seductively. "Please, I just need some information on a guest." Pinkie said. "Well as it turns out my wife is on her period so as you imagine I haven't seen a lot of action lately." The Desk manager said. "Please anything but that." Pinkie begged. "Fine just let me cop a feel on those boobies and you can have all information you want." The desk manager said with a half smile on his face. Pinkie sighed and thought to herself. "Doing it for Fluttershy, Doing it for Fluttershy. She took a deep breath cupped her breast together. The desk man eagerly grabbed them with his hooves. Pinkie tried not to think about for she received no pleasure from it and was rather disgusted by it. She tried to think of happy thoughts. She thought of Dash and the foal that they would raise together. She was suddenly snapped out of her thought, When she felt one of his hooves sliding down her chest and onto her Marehood.

She pushed him away from her and pulled the pistol on him. "You know what, you're a total dick and I will have nothing to do with dicks, and with this gun I could easily take yours off." Pinkie yelled. "Ok came down," the desk man said typing in some information into his computer. "Okay here you go," he said printing off the directions to the room. "Pinkie glared at him as she walked back to her friends. The desk man picked up a bottle of hand soap of his desk and walked off to the bathroom, he still had the image of Pinkie's breast in mind and while wasn't still touching them, he could use the thought of them for something else. "The five walked into the elevator. "Alright room 23, 17th floor, that's where we're gonna find Doobie." Twilight said. As the door opened they walked into the hall. "I wonder if our foal is gonna be a Pegasus." Rainbow said to Pinkie. "Oh I forgot to ask the doctor that. Pinkie said back "I guess we'll have to wait and see" She said with a giggle. "I don't think I've ever seen them this happy." Twilight thought to herself. As they approached the 23 room, the five noticed an odd smell that appeared to be wafting from underneath the door of the room.

Pinkie and Applejack knew the smell immediately. "Uh girls, somepony's smokin' weed in ther." Applejack said. Twilight cautiously approached the door. "Um Doobie?" Twilight asked. From the inside they heard voices talking. "Shit what do we do." One voice said. "I don't know open a window." Another said. "We're looking for Fluttershy. "Twilight asked. After that they heard the door unlock. A white pony with a green mane wearing bathrobe a stood in the doorway. He looked much like the picture Mongol gave Twilight. "I'm Doobie," the white pony said. "I think I know where your friend is, do you wanna come inside?" Doobie said gesturing them inside. Inside were two love cushions and a small futon. "Baby these are those pony that partied with us this morning." On the bed laid a sea foam mare with a red main, she too was wearing a bath robe. Twilight knew they had just finish having sex. "Hey," she said in a slow soft voice. It was also obviously that she was high. She up and put on some glasses, and walked toward them. "This is my old lady, Mary Jane. "Wow you're really pretty" Mary Jane said starring at Twilight.

"Um.. Doobie do you know something about our friend?" "Yeah Fluttershy was it, she was with us this morning but I don't remember where she is now." Doobie said. Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Rarity all sank as they realized that this was another dead end. "Wait I know what we can do." Mary Jane said. "What is it I'm willing to try anything?" Well to discover memories, some native buffalo would get stoned and truth would come flying back to them. "Fuck it, lets' try it." Twilight said lighting up a joint. Doobie started passing them around. Pinkie was about to light up when Rainbow Dash stopped her. "Come on, Pinkie think of our foal." Rainbow said. "Dashie need to find Fluttershy, If this will lead us to her we have to try it. "Okay but please be careful" Dash said as she handed her joint back to her. Once Pinkie started smoking she felt nothing but inside her womb it was a different story. To her unborn foal, the womb was now a multi-colored wall with geometric figure bouncing around it. After an hour of constant, drug induced thinking, memories of the previous night began to flash back to them. Twilight saw memories from the Stallion Club. Through her eyes she saw just how badly she behaved when she was with Red Dawn. She was grinding against him to an insane extent, and took him to the back room and began to suck him off. Seeing the memory, she also saw how mannered Red Dawn was. He didn't ask her to do anything and asked her if she was okay with what she was doing. Even though she had only just met him and how they met was in question she still felt feelings toward the wonderbolt.

Applejack also saw herself at the Stallion Club. She saw through her eyes at the dozens of stallions cheering and throwing bits to her. She had counted bits she made and she had collected over 5,000 in bits. She would use that money to send Applebloom to college. She felt so happy knowing that her sister would be the first in the Apple family to go to college and that filled her with joy.

Rainbow Dash's memory took place in the hotel. She was eyeing Pinkie's flank as she walked toward the bed. Pinkie had laid down and Rainbow Dash laid next to Pinkie and wrapped her legs around her. Pinkie put her face to Dash's chest before drifting off. Rainbow knew that her and Pinkie were meant to be together.

Pinkie's Flashback was back on the balcony. She remembered putting something in the cupcakes. Something called party drugs. She then realized everything was her fault. She was the reason no one could remember anything, her fault Rarity was shot, and it was her fault that Fluttershy was missing. The only relief she felt in all of this was the fact that all this had brought her and Rainbow Dash together.

Rarity's flashback was perhaps the most useful. She saw them in the Casino portion of the building. They were on a winning streak when one hand blew it all. After that they left to return to their room. But during the walk back she noticed that Fluttershy was not with them she also saw the time during this. It was at 5:34, in six hours the others would wake up in their room but before that She, Red Dawn and Twilight went to the balloon do cocaine. But she would stay in the balloon while Twilight and Red Dawn returned to the room.

Several hours later they all woke up from their high. "That was weird, does anyone have any information they'd like to share?" Twilight asked