Chapter IV:The Horror!!!
Twilight jumped back in fright, hitting the back of her head against the wall as Queen Chrysalis reared her head back in laughter. "Well that was fun, the look on your face was priceless!" Chrysalis teased. Twilight shook her head and lunged beneath Chrysalis, stumbling to her feet as she galloped towards the door. "My, my ready to leave and we have yet to get to the main course." Chrysalis's horn lit up and she disappeared with a burst of green light, cutting off Twilight as she reached the door. "Come now, I will only love extract for a little over a hour and a half, then you can go about your business for awhile till I am ready to feed again."
A hour and a half, what kind of crazy endurance does she have!?She will kill me before then!Twilight looked around the room, no windows, no high points, only a skylight that was magically sealed. She could try teleporting through it but as she checked her reserves of magic she found she barely had anything for a light spell, let alone a teleport.
"Come now Twilight, you act as if you don't like..."
"Please, I beg of you. Don't go through with this. Please, don't rape me." Twilight was on the floor, bowing her head and sobbing uncontrollably. "You already conquered our kingdom, hurt my friends, what more could you possibly want."
"Wait, what?" Chrysalis looked aghast as she stepped back from Twilight in surprise.
"I mean I understand you feed off of love but I could just cuddle with you, no rape has to happen."
"No seriously Twilight, I'm not going to rape you, what kind of monster do you take me for?" Chrysalis asked indignantly.
"There's no use lying, I heard the sound of one of my friends being raped with my sounds of friends spell. I see you brought a giant condom in that slim case thing over there and I heard some of your guards talking about how they have second mouths just for use of eating others...in private places. I know what you were planning on doing to me."
Chrysalis rolled her eyes and opened the door. "Twilight, I will prove nothing that disgusting ever occurred. We do have standards you know." Chrysalis took a deep breath and let out a high pitched wail which Twilight quickly covered her ears from. "Your friends will be brought to me shortly by the guards they were with, we shall settle this ..nonsense once and for all and I swear to you Twilight, if any of my drones ever did such a horrible thing I would lock them up on the spot. You can count on it."
Twilight stared at Chrysalis for a moment trying to detect if she was lying but couldn't seem to put her hoof on it, she was very clearly telling the truth, but that still didn't explain the strange sounds she heard from her earlier spell.
Nearly twenty minutes passed as Twilight waited for her friends and the drones in question to arrive. She tried avoiding eye contact with Chrysalis as she formed a plan for possible escape. She was nearing enough power to teleport away but only a few hundred yards at most.
Maybe a illusion spell or I can connect with rarities power source and get us all away...but that spells in the forbidden archives, I'm not sure if I can teleport that far just yet. As Twilight pondered her plans Chrysalis stared at her, as if staring through glass.
"You know Twilight" Chrysalis broke the silence with a grin on her face. "For a pony that's in no condition to run or fight you still plan of ways to get away from me. I can respect a mind like that, never give up, never give in and all that. However, you really need to learn to be mindful of your thoughts, I have been reading them for the past few minutes."
Twilight grinned sheepishly horse feathers....
"Horse feathers indeed."
A few more minutes passed and Twilight could hear the sound of footsteps and a oddly familiar sound of a certain pink pony bouncing instead of walking.
"Ahh they have arrived." Chrysalis opened the door to allow her friends and their escorting drones to funnel into the room. "Drone's you have been accused of the second highest crime of our hive. You will remain silent while Twilight questions her friends about the time spent with them during love extraction.
Twilight looked back at Chrysalis and then to her friends.Shes dead serious about this.
"Indeed I am, I take accusations of that manner very seriously, by all means question your friends."
Twilight breathed deep as she stared at Rainbow Dash. Her fur and feathers were matted and she looked as if she had been sick at some point as well. "Rainbow Dash, I used my sounds of friends spell and heard you getting raped, begging for the drone to stop. Is this true?"
Rainbow dash looked at the drone is question and then back to Twilight. "It was horrible Twi, I never wanted him to put it in but he refused saying it would be amazing, my minds never been so thoroughly raped. I mean..." The drone next to Rainbow dash coughed, sweating bullets as Queen Chrysalis bored into him with her eyes, her body quivering with rage.
Rainbow Dash looked at Chrysalis for a moment and continued. "I mean how do you go from amazing actors like Mark Hamill and Malcolm McDowell to those two rejects from the Scooby-Doo movies."
"Wait, Actors?" Twilight and Chrysalis said in unison.
"Yeah, that movie was all kinds of terrible. The pacing was bad, the story would get you a D- in 3rd grade and the Kilrathi looked like Thunder Cats villain rejects. The drone didn't rape my body but now I have to live with knowing that I had seen something beyond the level of terrible."
Twilight looked at her rainbow maned friend in confusion. All this melodrama over a bad movie? Did she switch personalities with Rarity or something? Speaking of Rarity. Twilight stared at her next friend in line but the normally glamorously cheerful white unicorn was wearing a face of pure bile and disgust. "Rarity, in my sounds of friends spells I heard you insulting the drones fashion sense, is that true.?"
Rarity tried to smile at Twilight but came off as half gritted teeth. "Well darling, if you must know I find the drones bug like armor rather distasteful but they do look good in red or purple, so no I wasn't insulting the drones. I was insulting the terrible movie they made me watch, seriously darling Alyssa Milano should never wear tacky shorts and short hair. The rest of the cast was no better bunch of white suburb hipster wanna be gangsta that looked like they all stepped on a landmine at the local hot topic. The entire movie was a affront to fashion. The director of that..what was it, double dragon will get a angry letter from me, i swear it."
Twilight arced her head back confused by the conflicting evidence and moved on to the next pony in line.
"So, you saw a movie too. AJ I heard you bucking over things, were you fighting?"
"Nah was watchin some blond bimbo doing badly done martial arts. She was kickin and bounin all over the place like a power ranger on horseradish. Scootaloo could have made better fight scenes."
"So...it was another movie?"
"Iffin ya call it that sugarcube. I think it was called alive or dead, or sumthin like that."
Did they all watch movies? This all seems like a really weird way to take love from someone. Twilight looked to her next friend Fluttershy, who was busy pawing the ground with her hoof. "Fluttershy, I heard you making insults about drawing and how something didn't impress you. It's wasn't that drones umm...equipment was it?"
The drone in question snorted angrily at Twilight while his hive-mates gigged to themselves. "Heh she called drone three twenty-one a needle dick" said of of the drones laughing.
"My heavens no, I mean even if he does have a little itty bitty thing I would never be so mean spirited and heartless to make fun of his small proportions." Two of the drones were pounding the floor in laughter while the other two wiped away tears from their eyes.
"Silence drones" Chrysalis said giggling. "Please continue Fluttershy, I am sorry for my drones behavior."
"Oh well we were watching some badly thrown together monster movie...umm...it was kinda forgettable...umm...uwe bowl made it..er what was it again?"
The drone next to Fluttershy spoke up. "The movies name was Alone in the Dark, Fluttershy."
"Is that the only way you trick the ladies into thinking it's big?" The other drones started laughing in unison, one of them rolling on the ground clutching his sides. The drone next to Fluttershy turned away from his peers and ran out the room crying.
"Oh, oh my. Queen, Chrysalis ma'am can I go help that poor drone, if it's okay with you?"Chrysalis nodded at Fluttershy in approval and the yellow Pegasus took off after the heartbroken drone yelling "Wait, I'm sure it's not the size of a needle, it's probably at least the size of a pine cone."
"You other drones are all getting latrine duty for this. Insulting one of your peers pride and honor in such a way." The other drones all bowed their heads mumbling "yes, my queen" under their breaths. "Twilight, you have one more friend to question, so far it seems your accusations are unfounded."
Twilight turned her attention to the last of her friends, Pinkie Pie. I know I didn't miss interpret what kinky pie over there was doing. "So Pinkie, did you enjoy your hot ride with that drone right there?" Pinkie looked at the drone and back at Twilight.
"What kind of slut do you take me for Twilight? I only 'do it' on the third date or higher, never the first." The rest of Pinkies friends looked at the pink party pony with a quizzical look that screamed "too much information" on their faces.
"But Pinkie, I heard you say things like 'stick it in' and 'that's a lot of chest hair' or something or another about a red leather suit and how the drone looked great in it."
"Oh yeah the movie was like that, Zangief had a lot of chest hair and Raul Julia is so dreamy, he was the best Bison ever."
"Wait, so...everyone here saw a movie? No forced horizontal monster mash?"
Twilight's friends nodded their heads while the drones near them wiped their brows in relief. "Darling, you could say were were mind raped by bad movies but body wise we are fine" Rarity said.
"Yeah" Pinkie Pie bounced " That movie was great but nothing of the secret hugging kind happened besides, ted here is gay."
The drone next to Pinkie glared at her and growled "How did you...? Why don't you just tell everyone huh?"
"Wait, how does a creature that can be any sex be...well...that way?" Twilight asked apprehensively.
The drone stared at the carpet for a few moments, kicking his hoofs and mumbled "It's ...complicated."
Chrysalis cleared her throat, getting the attention of everyone in the room. "Well Twilight, It seems you miss interpreted our goals here in Canterlot. Rape does not form bonds of love, maybe if we fed off of fear that would be the case but as you can see we use something everyone loves, a good movie to watch and bond over."
"So that thing over there isn't a giant condom, and those boxes with whips in them or the talk about a drone with a second mouth used to well...eat certain things was all just..?"
"My dear lord Twilight, you think I could fit a condom of That size? Where would I even hide something that big?"
Twilight thought for a minute, thinking all the way back to the brawl outside the tower where the Elements of Harmony were stored. Shes right...Changelings can only take the shape of something close to their size, if the opposite were true then why would they not all be the size of dragons or manticores and that drone Fluttershy's consoling could be any size he wanted.
"Ahem miss Twilight" One of the drones said marching over to the console beneath the television, lifting up a whip like object connected to the back. "The whip like object you saw is a special bendy wireless cord for the remotes we use and the talk about a two mouthed drone was probably reference to Bill from personnel management who just got a part in a movie where he terrorizes ponies on a spaceship."
"So...all this time, you ...just wanted to watch movies with ponies...why go through all the effort to conquer Canterlot if all you wanted was someone to watch movies, albeit bad movies with?"
"In our experience with other species our looks scare them so much that they automatically judge us as evil. I think it has something to do with Walt Disney demonizing the colors black and green, which is something were are born with."
Twilight slapped her hoof against her forehead. never judge a book by it's cover. "Queen Chrysalis, I'm sorry I thought you were going to deflower me but you should probably not do this forcefully, we can get together with Celestia and Luna to make a deal about you feeding off of love. Maybe a movie week or something."
Chrysalis tapped her hoof against her chin for a moment. "It will be a strange change our minds work in a mechanical way of taking what we need but I agree, but after I feed, I mean watch a movie with you." Chrysalis paused for a moment as if being kind was making her ill. "if you are still willing of course."
Twilight looked over to the two seats by the large screen then back to Chrysalis. "I would be honored to, what are we watching if I may ask?"
Chrysalis hopped over the the item she left on the chair as if she was a over excited schoolgirl and pulled a dvd out of the package. "Super Mario brothers the movie, my favorite."