The Princess and the Plumber

by DaiAtlas2016


What an Obituary Should Sound Like

When Braveheart finally got home, he found his parents, Laura, Susie, Reggie, Spike and Marianna all playing with the girls, while Twilight sat in the rocking chair.
"Sorry I was gone for a while, Applejack wanted me to fix their sink....", he began, before having Twilight interrupt him by pressing her lips against his.
When they finished, she grinned, "It's okay, Braveheart, you have a job to do, and I'm okay with that. Guess who said their first word while you were gone!"
"What? Already? Which one of my beautiful little girls was it?", he smiled, nuzzling Twilight.
Drainiana decided to speak up and smiled, "Papa!"
"Oh! I see! You want to make sure your sister doesn't take credit for your achievement, don't you, Drainiana? Huh?", he beamed, before turning to Twilight Clogger, "Don't worry, you'll get there someday, Twilight! I know you will!"
Twilight Clogger just looked up at him and cooed.
"Awww! She's just so adorable!", Susie grinned, patting Braveheart on the back.
"Yeah, I hope you two plan on having more, because these two are going to grow up eventually.", Laura smiled, playing with Drainiana.
Twilight laughed, "Don't worry, we'll 'talk' about it....."
Braveheart started giggling.
"What's so funny?", she asked.
"That's first time I've ever heard my Lady make an innuendo!", he laughed, gasping for air.
"You like it? I started reading a book called 'How to Communicate with Your Husband Through Innuendos'. So there's plenty more where that came from!", she said, smiling at him.
It was then Twilight Clogger started smelling very.....foul.
"I'll change her!", Braveheart said, picking her up and kissing her forehead.
While Braveheart went to change Twilight Clogger's diaper, Twilight smiled, pointing to the picture of their wedding on the fireplace, "So, what do you think?"
Mia looked at the picture before grinning, "I'll never forget how beautiful you looked in that dress Antonia made for you! And how much I cried, seeing my Little Plumber get married..."
"Yeah, it was a proud day for us! And now he has two beautiful little daughters.....", Arturo put in.
"He deserves all of this. All of the hard work he's done. He really should retire....", Reggie smiled.
Susie beamed, "Yep! Good Old Braveheart! He's the best at what he does! Plumbers come and go, but Braveheart will always live on."
"He's a good pony. You help him, he'll help you a whole lot more than you ever helped him!", Laura finished as Braveheart walked into the room with Twilight Clogger.
He smiled, "That was beautiful! That's exactly what I want my obituary to sound like!"
Everyone laughed at him, "Oh, Braveheart...."