The Crime Of Cannibalism in Canterlot High

by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD


Chapter 1

The sky was filled with grey clouds, a hawk soared by and landed on the statue of Canterlot high. A group of friends walked by the statue, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Sunset Shimmer, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Discord, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Big Mac were going to the school for the Fall Formal. The Fall Formal is a dance in Canterlot High to celebrate the Fall. All the girls were wearing dresses and Big Mac and Discord were wearing tuxedos. Sunset Shimmer looked behind and watched Discord walking with Fluttershy, Discord was freaking her out.

"Um, Fluttershy?", Sunset asked. "Why did you bring him?"

"Well, it's a long story.", Fluttershy said. "No need to get into it."

"Okay, in case if you do want to tell me the whole story you two met, just let me know.", Sunset said. "I do get the fact that you two are made for each other, and Rainbow Dash is with that Soarin guy and Twilight's all into Flash Sentry."

Twilight heard what Sunset said and her cheeks turned red. "Can you not talk about that over there?!", she said.

Sunset was surprised. "Oh my god, did you hear what I just said?", she asked.

Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack looked behind them. "Huh?", the three said.

"Talk about what, Sugar cube?", Applejack asked.

"Were you talking about Twilight having a crush on Flash Sentry, Darling?", Rarity asked.

Twilight blushed. "Yes, they were.", she said.

Rainbow Dash walked over to Twilight. "There's nothing to be embarrassed about, Twilight.", Rainbow said. "If you're embarrassed about something, you should tell us and we'll stop."

"Thanks for making me feel better, Rainbow.", Twilight said. "It's just that, I asked Flash out to this and he's not even here yet."

Sunset put her hand on Twilight's shoulder. "I'm sure he's fine, Twilight.", she said. "It's not he's dead or something."

Twilight widen her eyes and her arms shook. "WHAT?! D-D-DEAD?!", she said.

Spike put his paw on Twilight's leg. "Whoa, that was a little too far.", he said.

Sunset looked down at the small purple dog. "I was only kidding.", she said. "It's not like it actually happened."

"Don't look down at me.", Spike growled.

"Dude, you're short.", Sunset said.

"Well, if you want to look up, then look at Big Mac.", Spike said back.

Sunset looked at Big Mac. "He's just walking with us not saying anything.", she said. "Does he do this a lot."

"He don't say much.", Apple Bloom said. "And yes, he does do this a lot. Do you, Big Mac?"

"Yep.", Big Mac said. "Well, sometimes I talk a lot."

Pinkie Pie jumped for joy. "Hey, let's stop talking and get inside, because it's time to PARTY!", she said.

The three smaller girls cheered. "Cutie Mark Crusaders Party Time!", they said.

Everyone in Canterlot high were dancing to the music that Vinyl Scratch is playing on her wubs. Vinyl Scratch is the greatest DJ Pon3 in the school. Sunset, Twilight, Fluttershy, Discord, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Big Mac, and the CMC were dancing to the music. Pinkie Pie was drinking a lot of alcohol, trying to get drunk and grow a big belly. Twilight was still worried about Flash Sentry.

"Oh, where is he?", she asked. "It's been 15 minutes since the party started and he's not here yet. Did he forget about it?"

Sunset looked at Twilight. "Who?", she asked

"Flash.", Twilight said. "Sunset, I'm still worried about him."

"Twilight, don't worry.", Sunset said. "He'll be here any minute, just try to focus on what's happening right now."

Twilight looked behind her and saw Pinkie Pie queasy and drunk. "Good god, Pinkie, what happened to you?"

"Whaty, Twily?", Pinkie asked. "Having.. good.. time.. party. Getting... big... belly."

Sunset looked at her face then her belly. "Pinkie, you look awful.", she said. "Here, let me take to the chairs. And cover up your belly, nobody wants to see it."

Spike was sitting in a seat and saw Sunset walking with Pinkie. "Hey, Sunset!", he said. "Over here!"

"Hey, Spike.", Spike said. "What's wrong with Pinkie Pie? Is she having a baby in the middle of a dance?"

"She's just drunk, Spike.", Sunset said. "She drank too much alcohol."

"Seriously, who brings alcohol to a dance like this?", Spike asked. "Maybe a person who smokes a lot."

"I think anybody smokes at Canterlot High, Spike.", Sunset said. "It's just normal."

Spike felt bad about how he treat Sunset before coming to the dance. "Sunset?", he said.

Sunset looked at Spike. "Yeah, Spike?", she asked.

"I'm sorry about how I talked to you earlier.", Spike said. "It's just that, I just don't like being looked down by someone. I've always wished I was a big creature." Spike always dreamed about being a big creature when he looks big and tough enough to impress ladies.

"Hey, I understand.", Sunset said. "And I forgive you, and I'm a little curious."

"What's that?", Spike asked. "What is it you want to know?"

"Do you have a crush on Rarity?", Sunset asked. "You keep staring at her like you like her."

"Yes, but, she's not into me.", Spike said. "She's into other guys."

"Hey, remember when me and Flash used to be in love?", Sunset asked. "I've always tried to tell him how I feel about him. He would never listen."

"That is true, but, you never like liked him.", Spike said. "You were using him to become more popular."

"I know, and that is true.", Sunset said. "You know what, that's enough of that. Spike, what I'm trying to say is, you are the sweetest thing I've ever seen in my life."

"Really?", Spike asked. "Is that how you really feel about me?"

"Yes.", Sunset said. "And you are kind of cute."

Spike looked down. "Well, in the past... you were mean to me when we saw each other for the first time.", he said.

"I know.", Sunset said. "And I am really sorry." Sunset was really mean and to Spike's friends when she saw them the first time, that was the time when she stole Twilight's crown. Spike and Sunset both smiled at each other. Then the music stopped.

"We better get to our friends.", Spike said.

Spike and Sunset got off their chairs except Pinkie Pie, which is still drunk. Luckily Sunset helped her out of the chair. Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna were on stage about to make an anouncement. Before Celestia was about start talking, the lights went out. Everyone screamed with fright.

"What happened?", Fluttershy asked, squeezing Discord. "Why are the lights out?"

"Stay calm, Fluttershy.", Discord said. "I know a little magic that can fix this. Just let me get my fingers prepared."

Then there was trouble, there was a chomping and a screaming from the two principals. Apple Bloom shook with fear as she looked around the dark room.

"What the hell's going on?!", Apple Bloom asked with terror. "I can't see anything! I can't even see my own feet!"

Scootaloo stood aside her and stroked her back. "Stay calm, Apple Bloom.", Scootaloo said. "Hurry up, Discord!"

"Don't panic, kids.", Discord said. "This will only take a second." He snapped his fingers and the lights went on. "Told you it will take a second.", he said again.

The others looked at the stage and screamed with shock. There were three hooded people eating the two principals. One of them looked up and showed it's teeth covered in chunks of blood. Everyone screamed, Fluttershy fainted, and Pinkie Pie threw up.

"CANNIBALS!", she yelled with alert. "RUUUUUUN!!!"

Sunset Shimmer picked up Spike, Discord picked Fluttershy up with his arms, Rarity grabbed Pinkie Pie's arm, and Twilight held the three younger girls close to her. Everyone started running out the school gym. This made Sunset Shimmer remember when she try to take over Canterlot High when she turned into a raging she-demon. A voice spoke to her.

"Sunset? Sunset! SUNSET SHIMMER!!", the voice said. "WAKE UP!"

"Huh?", she said. She snapped out of her sense. It was Rainbow Dash.

"What the hell is wrong with you?", Rainbow yelled. "Daydreaming while trying to escape the school gym?"

"Oh... uh... sorry, Rainbow.", Sunset said. "It's... uh... nothing. How's Fluttershy doing?"

"She's fine.", Rainbow said. "We're trying wake her up."

"There could be one thing we can do." Sunset said. Then she turned to Spike. "Spike, do you have any ideas to wake her up?"

"Mm, I start lick her face.", Spike said. "You don't have to make me do it, if you want me to."

"Actually, Spike.", Sunset said. "We tried everything except for what you just said. Do you want Fluttershy to sleep forever?"

"Of course not.", Spike said. "I'll do it."

Spike crawled over Fluttershy's body and started licking her face. Fluttershy started to giggle. Then she woke up and gasped. She looked around and saw her friends staring her. "Um, what happened?", she asked. "How did I get here?"

Sunset kneeled aside Fluttershy and wiped the slob off her face. "You saw cannibals eating the two principals and fainted in the middle of the gym.", she said. "Also, Discord picked up and carried you in his arms when we escaped."

"Whew, luckily I survived.", Fluttershy said. "Otherwise, I'd be a goner."

Then, they heard a voice call from behind. "Um, excuse us.", the voice said. It was three teenagers wearing denham jackets. "I am assuming you all are looking for some protection during the night."

Rainbow Dash recognized that person's face. "Gilda?", she asked. "I knew that would be you."

Sunset looked at her blue-skinned friend. "You know this person?", she said.

"Yep, we were buddies in kindergarten.", Rainbow Dash said. "She told me about her brothers, they became heroes when they first started High School."

The badass girl looked at Sunset's peculiar face. "Do I know you from somewhere?", she said. "Ah, yes. The girl who turned into that raging beast."

Twilight was surprised that Gilda knows what Sunset did a long time ago. "You saw what she did?", she asked.

"Of course I did.", the jacketed person said. "You never saw me?"

"I was there!", Twilight said. "She put on a crown that was mine."

"Well, they redeemed me.", Sunset said. "And they taught me all about friendship. One more thing: Why are you here?"

"We saw you and we figured you would want some shelter.", Gilda said. "It's not safe all alone in the dark."

Fluttershy smiled happily. "Yes, thank you.", she said. "I do have a fear of the dark."

Discord looked down nervously. "I don't think this is a good idea.", he said. "What if it's a slaughter house."

"Why would they have a slaughter house?", Sweetie Belle said. "They said they have a safe house."

"I'm sure nothing bad will happen.", Twilight said. "Besides, there will be no way there could be a slaughter house. This world is about friendship."

"Twilight's right.", Sunset said. "We're coming with them. Safe house or no safe house?"

Gilda winked and smiled. "Our home is right this way.", Gilda said. "We have lemonade at our house so none of you guys starve to death. Oh, also, these are my brothers: Silver Beak and Black Bill."

The brothers looked at the gang. "Sup.", they said. "And we'll make sure your daughters don't get hurt.", Silver Beak said.

Sunset looked at Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash. "They aren't the moms, they're the sisters.", she said.

Pinkie Pie jumped for joy. "Lemonade?", she said. "Yay, this is fantastic."

Rarity saw Pinkie in a surprised look. "Holy shit, Pinkie, you're not drunk anymore.", she said. "You still have that big belly."

"I know.", Pinkie said. "Pretty great, right?"

"What's with 'Miss Pregnancy' over here?", Black Bill said. "Is she married?"

"It's nothing.", Applejack said. "She decided to grow a big belly while drinking a lot of alcohol."

"You're kidding.", Silver Beak said. "Alcohol is dangerous for people to drink, it's gets you drunk."

"But, once she drinks lemonade, she'll feel better.", Gilda said. "Alright, let's get a move on."