The Hayngover

by ROFLBED0


Stallion Club

The five walked back to the landing pad on the roof of the hospital. As they walked back Twilight looked back to see that Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were in total trances with each other. "I love you so, so, so, so, so, so much!" Pinkie said. "I do too," Rainbow Dash replied. The five loaded into balloon. "I still don't know how were gonna find'a Stallion Club." "Don't worry, I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner." Twilight said as her horn light up and before them appeared a piece of parchment. "What's that?" Rarity said. "It is a map to the Stallion Club." "Really." "Yep and the Stallion Club is right here." She said pointing to a dot on the map. "Alright lets find that strip club." Pinkie said, pointing the way as they lifted off.

After flying through though the buildings of Las Pegasus, they came to a good sized building. From the outside they could hear loud music. They also saw some of the Stallion Club's cliental entering and leaving. It consisted of business men and frat boys. "This is the place," Twilight said looking up the building. In big green neon lights read Stallion Club, as well as a neon stallion screwing a neon mare. "What's the plan?" Rainbow Dash said as they entered the Club. "We go in and look for Fluttershy." Twilight said as they entered the club. The inside scene was chaotic. Mares were pole dancing while crowds of stallions watched and threw bits to them. Several workers were giving lap dances all the while a continuous stream of music was blaring from the speakers. They started making their way through the crowds as they approached a crowd of well dressed stallions. "Oh my god, I need to get out of here!" Rarity said as she began to make her way back to the door. "Whoa, what's your hurry sugar cube?" Applejack said as she grabbed Rarity's mane.

"You see the white unicorn over there, the one with the red mane?" "Ya." "Six years ago, I decided to take my fashion business to Las Pegasus. Unfortunately it didn't go so well, so to stay in funds, I had to degrade myself, and I became a stripper here." Rarity said almost crying. "That's so sad." Pinkie said. "That unicorn over there, his name is Baron and he is a high roller, during my employment he took a particular interest in me. One day, I was giving him a private dance and he pushed me to the ground and had his way with me. I yelled for help but as it turns out I was basically rented out to him and no one said anything while he raped me." Nopony said anything for they didn't know what to say. "I returned to Ponyville soon after that and nine months later, I gave birth to Sweetie Belle." The other four gasped, Pinkie even started to tear up. "Do you remember him from last night?" Twilight asked. "I think it was either him or one of his men that shot me." "We've got to call the police," Twilight said reaching into her bag to get her phone. Using her hoof she searched the bag and pulled out what she thought was her cell phone. "Whoa how did you get that?" Rainbow Dash asked. Twilight held in her hoof a small pistol. "I think that will be a little better than the police." Pinkie said. "Please be careful Twilight, Baron is very dangerous." Rarity said as Twilight walked toward the crowd.

Baron had finished his conversation as Twilight walked up to him. "And what can I do for you, love?" Baron said in a calm British accent. "You can tell me where to find my friend." Twilight said cocking the gun and putting it in Baron's face. "Oh yes, your Rarity's friend, did she tell you I put a baby in her?"Baron said to Twilight. Twilight was furious, she wanted desperately wanted to pull the trigger and end his life. "By the way did I kill her?" Baron asked. "No she's fine." Twilight said gritting her teeth. "Damn, gotta cut down on the Scotch." Baron said almost laughing. Another stallion came behind Twilight and pulled her gun out of her hand. "Ah thank you Mongol, right on time." "Mongol was an egg white unicorn with a matching mane. He took the pistol and aimed it at Baron. "Mongol what the hell are you doing?" Baron said chuckling but terrified.

"I can't do this anymore," Mongol said "You've always been my partner," Baron replied. "We can't do this to mares anymore, and I'm going to avenge them for all the misery you've caused them." Mongol said back. "Misery loves company and besides, you raped just as many mares, you're no better than me." Baron screamed furiously. "Yes we're both evil, and from one evil stallion to another I'll see you in hell." Baron said lining up his sights. "Wait this can, "Boom!" Mongol pulled the trigger, splattering Baron's brain all over the wall. Everyone had heard the shot and began to run out screaming.

I'm sorry for all the pain He caused to your friend, and about your other friend she isn't here." Mongol said handing the gun back to Twilight. "Take this you need it, I'm sorry I couldn't be more help. But I know someone who might be able to help you." Mongol levitated a picture of white earth pony with a green mane. This is Doobie, he's an old friend of mine and he works out of room 23 on the 17 floor of the Celestia's Palace hotel. Twilight could hear police sirens in the distance. "You and your friends have to leave now." Mongol said. "Will we ever see you again?" Twilight asked. "Not in this lifetime, perhaps in the next." Mongols said, by the way I put the gun in your bag." "Goodbye, thank you for everything." Twilight said as she ran back to her balloon, her friends were already waiting for her. "Take her off the ground we gotta go now!" Twilight screamed as she jumped into the balloon. "Where do we now?" Rarity asked. "Back to the hotel, we have to talk to Doobie," Twilight said. "Who's that?" Pinkie asked. "The hell if I know." Twilight said.

Back in the Stallion Club.

"Come out with your hands up you're surrounded!" An office yelled through a megaphone into the Stallion Club. Mongol stood over the body of Baron. "I guess you were right old friend." Around the room there was C4 strapped to the walls. Baron pulled out the detonator and armed it. "Misery loves company." He pressed the button its let out several beeps before the explosion leveled the building.