Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

I write like once a year.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Here to try my best. I'm the artist fumalunga, findable on Twitter and derpi. Profile Pic by Nookprint.

✧ Writing tomes in my wizard tower ✧ I illustrate all of my own cover art! ✧

Sorry for being a Starlight Glimmer apologist

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Horsewords are the best words

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." -- Garth Marenghi

Pretend I'm mysterious and deep please. DERPI-LINKVALIDATION-B16675D885

A man with more ambition than he will ever have time.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Keep moving forward.

I like to see folks smile!

te amo como la luna al sol, cuando no estas ahí brillo por ti

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

A stray goat that sometimes writes about horses

Literally, Reckless. Ponies give this sorrel mare purpose. Be kind. Be happy. Be a good pony. 🐎 1948 - 2024

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

making silly comics @ horsewizardart.tumblr.com

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

strange things are ahoof

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

I like mares and stories about mares.

We've been making butter since 1945, and we've been accepting all people since the last four months.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

cereal ♡ 22 ♡ any pns ♡ twitter/tumblr: @poggerspie ♡ it's just me and my chicken bag against the world

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Moose lips sink ships!