I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Hello everypony! My name is Sarah Dino Runnerhoof! I LOVE reading stories about MLP, loves cats, dinosaurs, chocolate milk, being cute, kind, and silly! I am on a robotics team.

I really really really really really really really really really need more ram... | Christian brony

Push Paul out first. He's the prettiest.

Complexity and simplicity. I am a jack of all trades. All I ask for is an upvote and comment. Maybe a watch to?

Made from 100% potato.

I personaly identify with my profile pic. Curse you fimfiction! Wait I'm sorry come back i love you.

Hello! I am not an alien! I crave brains and nothing else!

I'm NEVER! Nice to meet you. I'm getting used to this place, it's nice. Y'all are nice.

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

Professional Idiot (he/him or they/them pronouns; I enjoy writing dark/horror stories about gay horses, and drawing said horses. Say hi!)

"Simply put, you're scum."

I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon

A never-ending storm of ideas

"You think that I'll be bad for just a little while, but I know that I'll be bad for good!" - Jim Steinman [Bad For Good] / Just listen to this song, please? It's really amazing.

I glide across the seas of despair atop a golden vessel, and its name is 'Horse Fiction.'

A spark is all it takes to create a blaze.

When life gives you lemons, you chuck them at people. Everyone knows this. It's the natural order of life and death... Lemons.

"Bad things happen. There's never gonna be a time when everything's perfect, but that don't mean we stop tryin'!" - Applejack

There's no reasoning with that one. She's a few apples short of a bushel.

Christian steampunk optimist gamer brony...

Physics teacher. Engineer. EMT. Builder.

Listen to the crashing of the waves, the flow of a stream, the roar of a waterfall, or the patter of the rain.

I'll see you starside, everyone. Through rain, shine, or clouds, and no matter what it takes...I'll carry you there if necessary.

Can I speak to the manager?

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Anything is possible in my own powerful mind

Leave a message at the tone.

I believe that stories help us to ennoble ourselves, to fix what is broken in us, and to help us become the people we dream of being. Lies that tell a deeper truth.

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

Voracious reader and writer but living with severe depression. Please treat unexpected hiatuses gently.

Often accused of being heterosexual.

I'm just a diminutive equine of the cartoon variety. I kick more ass than a spastic ostrich in a sea of technicolour donkies.

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

officer i dropkicked that child in self defense

Brony since 2012. Autistic. Christian. 38/m, call me Andy.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

I'm here because my doctors overdosed me on methamphetamines.

Come in, and experience a world of bewilderment!

The Devil... The Devil is a debt collector. He's always around, always patient. And he always, always collects his due. So when the devil comes a knockin', best answer that door.

I'm Callum! I'm an 18+ trans guy from the USA. Expect edgy stories from me. He/him please!

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.