I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.
I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?