Internet! What a great idea! Why bother dealing with the woes of the outside world when you have everything you could ever need in front of you!
You sit down in front of your computer and crack your knuckles, thinking about what you will look at first. Before you stretches the entire wealth of human knowledge and experience, the collected wisdom and art of the ages.
“Ha ha ponies!” You giggle with glee as you go to your favourite pony image site and start to look at pictures of pastel ponies. “I like that one because it is of Pinkie Pie kissing Octavia!” You clap your hands together as all stresses are forgotten.
Suddenly, your computer monitor goes fuzzy, and the screen locks. You frown in annoyance as you reach to press Control-Alt-Delete, mashing the keyboard with your fingers.
Disaster! Your computer starts to shake violently, the motion sending several Coke cans shuddering off your desk. You scramble backwards, to your horror realising that you accidently hit Control-Alt-E. What could that command possibly do?
From your monitor erupts a swirling vortex. You turn your head as the light burns into your eyes, ethereal tendrils of energy unfurling out and grabbing you, sucking you into the hole in reality that has ripped itself open.
Everything goes black.
Ctrl Alt E? PRESSING!
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DANGIT!
(presses Ctrl, Alt, and E keys at once) It's not working!
is it weird we all tried pressing cntrl alt Equestria?
im gonna have to make on of these!
also, how do you make the hyperlinks?
I can only guess... how many people, have tried Ctrl-Alt-E.
It didn't work
How did one press Ctrl-Alt-E instead of Ctrl-Alt-Del? They're on opposite sides of the keyboard...
Not that I'm complaining, mind you, just wondering at the possibility.
why you little... IT DOESN'T WORK!!
510170 Lol I thought the same thing.
What! Octavia x Pinkie! This is blaspheme Octavia must only be shipped with Vinyl Sratch! Tis written in the whole book of I SAID
at least i got ten gallons of soda before this *grabs 2 liter bottles while getting sucked in*
I did CTRL+ALT+E just now; I think it fried my graphics card.
Ctrl+Alt+E? You need some crazy woogidy fingers to accidentally do that.
Pinkie Kissing Octavia?
....
Nah, girl-on-girl doesn't really interest me, and it's normally disturbing or disgusting rather than hot.
It would be amazing if we all tried control alt e, and then ended up in
Massive influx of bronies in Equestria = More chaos than Discord could ever make.
every human would be hitting on the ponies.
Sweet mother of Celestia.
Instinctively, everybrony who read that part started hitting Ctrl+Alt+E.
Unfortunately, this is only a FanFic
Why, why, u so evil
dammit!
I should have gone with the rabid raccoon. I don't want my computer to explode...
I don't want to try ctrl alt e. I don't want to be disappointed
How the hell do you hit "E" instead of "Delete"?
513564 I said the same thing. They're on total opposite sides of the keyboard! Maybe his hand were just fat knub things?
509980 Y'know how you can insert hyperlinks in comments? Same thing.
[url = www.website.com] Whatever you want to write [/ url]
*presses Ctrl + Alt + E*
Whoa! I had no idea that actually did anything O_O
ctrl alt e didn't work D:
Why do you crush my dreams so Ctrl + Alt + E
Ctrl + Alt +E
Ctrl + Alt +E....
CTRL + ALT +E!!!!
ARRRRRGGG LIES AND SLANDER!!!
WHY WONT IT WORK
-Crys in a corner of his room-
OK lets carry on
I'm already in equestria
the command....it didn't work
*presses the buttons* WHY WON'T IT WORK!!!!!??????????!!!!!
*Tries Ctrl+Alt+E*
Why U no work-
Oh wait, this is only a fanfic...
so even when NOT going with the seduction way, I end up looking at Octavia+PinkiePie
One doesnt cut it...
why not devide by zero :p
i pressed Ctrl Alt E and now i feel like an idiot for trying to see if it did anything.
It... it didn't work...
509746 No darling, you need to be looking up pictures of Pinkie and Octavia making out first, remember? *Tries* It's not working... WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.
COMPLETELY REALISTIC
Mmm... NAH! I don't wanna wake up, I want moar options, dammit! *Crosses arms petulantly*
Ahhhhh, this is much better than being shot to death by a brony hating police officer!!! The Fluttershy pillow was just so cute!!!!! <3
I pressed CTRL + ALT + E
Nothing happened. There is only one explanation for this.
To bad I have no idea what the fuck it might be.
How do accidentally press ctrl + alt + e while trying to press ctrl + alt +del?
Damn it, Firefox must've crashed again.
I think everyone who read this tried "Ctrl, Alt, E" afterwards
520712 ;_;
~Jack
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............................................I picked the right choice.
I can't ctrl-alt-e on my ipod. Stupid apple products!
Cant press them. Are on a phone :(
512398 Eeyup
It's so fallout-ish. I LOVE IT!
I consider this a REAL story, whole lo funner than all the rest because we all chose to seduce fluttershy pillow first :D
Hey guys, you gotta program your keyboard before hand, GU *few minutes after control panel settings* HERE WE GO!!! SCREW YOU GUYS, IM GOIN' TO EQUESTRIA!!! *press* dam it
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WON'T WORK