Anon is enjoying a cup of coffee and a great book in Twilight's library, but the arrival of a pegasus turns his life upside down.

It might also be a response to that, or it might not. (Not intended, but things click.)

It was the first time that I ever cosplayed.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, last I remember is a flash of light and suddenly I'm in Equestria.

AND I'VE BEEN A FUCKING STATUE FOR THREE-THOUSAND YEARS!

But now I'm back... and that pretty white faker of a ruler is gonna pay...
for I

am...

MEGATRON!!!!

Edited by me and GS4, all credit goes to Dark_Knight and GS4 for this story, and first two parts, and editing it, second part plus the titles are edited by me

Applejack has some chores to do.

Rarity wants to go on the lake.

Come hell or high water, one of these girls will get what they want.

An entry into the Dialogue-Only Contest.

Princess Celestia gets legit deaded by everyone's favorite bacon head.

It is not difficult to grasp the notion that Rainbow Dash has very little in the ways of scientific or thaumatic knowledge. But, sadly, that doesn't stop her from having ideas. It especially doesn't stop her having ideas that are based on the assumption that she does have some amount of scientific or thaumatic knowledge.

In short: try not to be within ten miles of Rainbow Dash when she has ideas.

Cover art (and story inspiration) courtesy of Irusu.

Reading by Rainbow Infinity Readings.

Russian Translation by oranzinispegasas.

After a harrowing and dangerous quest, Twilight Sparkle and her friends have recovered Excelsior's Ecstatic Codex from an evil zebra cult intent on ending the world. The Codex, one of the greatest works of dark magic ever forged, carries within its pages a limitless collection of vile, twisted spells, all specially devised for anypony who opens the cover.

What do you do with a book of dark magic? If you're Twilight Sparkle, you put it in your library. Because that's where books go.

After all, books are for everypony.

Twilight Sparkle, a young aspiring writer, embarks on a journey to pen her first novel. Fueled by boundless creativity, she finds himself immersed in a world of possibilities. However, as she delves into the intricate details of her story, Twilight becomes paralyzed by overthinking. The paths that her narrative could take overwhelm her, consuming her mind and pushing her to question every word and plot twist to be perfect to please the readers. In this struggle between creativity and self-doubt, Twilight must navigate the maze of her imagination to find the courage to let her story unfold. Will she conquer the daunting realm of her thoughts and bring her book to life, or will the weight of endless possibilities shroud her literacy dreams?

The ponies are attacking, ammunition is running low and this could be the end for the Marines at the fort! Also glitter.

This is a goofy story with no real reason or premise. The result of too much coffee, a brush with insanity and Sabaton. You have been warned.

Starlight gets in an argument with Rainbow Dash on what qualifies as a Pegasus. This leads her to trying out for the Wonderbolts.

Submission for Wonderbolts Site Contest

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Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.

What makes this hell, again?

Now has two Spanish translations, one by SPANIARD KIWI and another by Pugg-Senpai.