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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

    13 comments · 150 views
  • 9 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 165 views
  • 15 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 204 views
  • 28 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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    16 comments · 358 views
  • 31 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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    17 comments · 289 views
Jul
31st
2017

Changed my Short Bio · 4:49pm Jul 31st, 2017

To 'I like big ponies and I cannot lie.'

Seems more fitting.

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Comments ( 6 )

Bendy, you're the reason I need therapy. Never change.

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Not sure if that's a good thing.

Do you like big ponies?

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Not particularly, but I love your particular brand of writing/humor.

Damnit Bendy, now I got that song stuck in my head again.

When a pony walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get...
Bendy?

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