I type stories using my hands

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I'm the resident Hideaki Anno of FimFiction. I like to write whatever I think of. Sometimes good or sometimes s**t, I just love writing.

I’m cuckoo for Coco Pommel!

I'm a brony, Whovian, casual Star Trek fan, and a film geek with a collection of DVDs and Blu-Rays that numbers into the thousands combined. I'm a nerd for all seasons.

I don't play lyres, but I have hands.

I write stories, just like most people here... I handle things in unorthodox ways with varying success. My stories might reflect that.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Wait do I put something smart or stupid here?

haha rainbow machine go brrr

“I’ve been lurking on this site long before the 27th of March, 2020”

Just a roleplayer who wants to take a hand at actually writing.

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

Master of mediocre writing

Write a story, read a story.

I am the Emperor of Cake.

The fire in you feeds on your imagination. Become an inferno.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Bow down before your queen of quirky rainbowness!

Alive.

Formerly known as YourUncleFuncle

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

I made this account to keep tabs on my favorite stories. Then I decided to write one. What was I thinking?

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.

I apologise in advance for what you are about to read.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Good day to you! I am a teenage writer who spends WAY too much time on the PC. I am a lone, nocturnal, British brony. I write and I love it!

I am not a brony. I just like reading quality fics. I stumbled on to this site by accident.

I'm just here so I don't get fined

Just living the Canadian life. So cold, so very cold.

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!

The world is crazy. I am part of the world. I am crazy. Stay safe crazy pony people